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Emerald
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Emerald is a British SoyBooru namefag and approver who joined the Soysphere sometime in July 2025. He is best known for his high level of autism, his obsession with Soyniqua, falling for every bait imaginable, leaking over BanBan gemmies, and posting OC that no one will ever use. He was demoted after disapproving a soyjak about Garden of BanBan. However, after a meltdown, he recovered his position, being ridiculed by countless 'teens.
History[edit | edit source]
Emerald began his journey in the Soysphere around July 2025, posting low-effort OC, self-inserts, and Jimbo hate. He played a minimal role during the Italo-Brazilian War and the SoyBooru Crisis (he didn’t take any relevant action, though). He was made an approver sometime between September and November 2025.
Demotion[edit | edit source]
Emerald was demoted on December 29, 2025, after disapproving a post displaying a soyjak based on the character Stinger Flynn from Garten of BanBan. After that, he flooded countless comment sections leaking and crying about what had happened, begging to have his “doing it for free part-time job” back, even considering asking Mustard for an approve button that did nothing, just for the pleasure of pressing it. All this nonsense turned him into the current gegbvll, with countless soyjaks, copypastas, slopjaks, and videos being created to provoke and mock him, usually featuring Emerald with, or as, one of the characters from Garten of BanBan. He was reinstated as an approver on January 3, 2026.
Femerald[edit | edit source]
In January 2026, it became a trend to depict Emerald as an autistic Garten of BanBan-loving woman, and one user, Thub, would ship himself with that character. This would become part of a new shitflinging wave involving femjakking your opponents that largely began with MoistPepper.
Temperament[edit | edit source]
Emerald is severely autistic and incredibly easy to bait, constantly responding to any post from detractors with spam of poorly made slopjaks with various names on them. He recently developed an obsession with Soyniqua, as demonstrated by his numerous posts about her.
Facts about him[edit | edit source]
- He is bisexual
- He has Assburgers
Things he likes[edit | edit source]
- Soyniqua
- Spam
- Making OC
- Impish soyak ears
- FNF
- England
- The Shroom
- Self-inserting
- Garten of banban (secretly)
Things he doesn’t like[edit | edit source]
- Garten of BanBan (publicly)
- Gill Koyim
- IRC
- Trevor
- Poppy Playtime
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Stingerflynnjak
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Emerald as Stingerflinnjak
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He with gregcreature