Italo-Brazilian War

Italo-Brazilian War
	Part of useless nigger wars
	; Poster depicting the participants of this useless nigger war
Date	August 29, 2025 - October 11, 2025
Location	SoyBooru
Result	Brazilian victory Stalemate
Belligerents
Ascence Supporters and Italians	Ascence Haters and Latinxes
Commanders and leaders
"Ascence" ;	nophono_cares_fan ; dap_chhuon ;
Units involved
mistymeow ; trevor; libturd ; RisottoGOD ; yui_hirasawa_fan ; OdessanBVLL (Briefly); Silberfisch (Briefly); Italian Chuds; Quebecois Chuds; Ongezellig fans;	greg; Dunchenman †; TermiteSilva; emerald; Thales; Chudson88; Garf/han_solo; Latinx Chuds; Ascence haters; Shroom users;
Strength
Speech bubble spam Autism Coal	Speech bubble spam Autism Coal
Casualties and losses
	Significant damage to the booru and its comment section; Hundreds of man hours that could have been spent on literally anything else besides spamming comments wasted; Some of the participants 'nished; including Ascence, the main leader of Italians;

>Though maybe you were looking for Italo-Argentine War?

Are you sure that it's just getting started?

Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that

IT'S OVER

This topic is related to SoyBooru

Here be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

The Italo-Brazilian War was coal.

>didn't this happen before o algo?

The Italo-Brazilian War, alternatively the Quebecois-Brazilian War, was a forced countrywar that has resulted from intense shitflinging between a bunch of autistic nu namefags on the 'ru over shit nobody cared about.

History[edit | edit source]

SoyBooru

The war started out with the namefag Ascence (Joel) making an anti-Latinx post^[1] and a Mexican-Canadian namefag named greg seething at it, causing Ascence to retaliate with a 'toss mocking greg.^[2] An anonymous chud confronted Ascence into proving that he was white, by posting a timestamp of his hand on /qa/^[3], however this would backfire. Ascence would later post an image in a lighter environment, but his haters would still consider him a brownoid while his supporters would say otherwise.

Some time later, the namefag dap_chhuon would make a post exposing Ascence as an attentionwhore who would edit himself into 'ki pages multiple times.^[4] This caused a bitter edit war between Ascence and Chudson88.^[5]

Eventually, Ascence would become bitter enemies with two namefags, the Paranaense ~~milk_~~ nophono_cares_fan and the Slovak-Utahn-Gypsy-Mexican-Russian-Czech-Cambodian-Vietnamese ~~ayumu_kasuga_fan~~ dap_chhuon.

On October 11, 2025, an agreement was formed that officially ended the war, with Ascence getting banned just few hours later when it came to light that he was actually Joel falseflagging the entire time.^[6]

Tactics[edit | edit source]

Ascence Supporters and Italians[edit | edit source]

Soydueling
Calling everybody who disagrees with them a spic/jeet
Calling posts "brimcoal"
Replying to Ascence Haters and Latinxes for hours on end
Speech bubble slopjaks
Falseflagging
Comment statistics posting

Ascence Haters and Latinxes[edit | edit source]

Soydueling
Calling everybody who disagrees with them a shitalian
Replying to Ascence Supporters and Italians for hours on end
Speech bubble slopjaks
Falseflagging
Copypastas

Notable events[edit | edit source]

The "Assassination" of dap_chhuon[edit | edit source]

On 6/10/25, dap_chhuon ~~edited his profile picture with his eyes crossed out and the text "RIP DRAGOS",~~ decided to fake his own death, only for him to return the very next day. This implies he's ~~either leaving his account, is leaving the booru, is making a new account or is posting anonymously^[7]~~ a massive attentionwhore. ~~This has been a major turnpoint in the war due to dap's major partake in this conflict~~ Nothing ever happens.