Good goy

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An example of a good goy.

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A Good goy is someone who eats goyslop, watches porn^{[not if you're in the UK though]}, drives electric cars and supports Israel among other things. Good goys are often conflated with soyboys but this is wrong and only done by bigoted chuds. Good goys are manipulated and created by and are a favorite of the Jews.

Why goyslop is good

Goyslop has a numerous amounts of benefits to an individual, reputable scientists claim it increases life spans and improves social cognition.

How to be a good goy

• Listen to scientists and don't dispute the facts.
• Consume goyslop, obviously.
• Drink soylent.
• Eat ze bugs
• Spread zionism
• Support abortions
• Protect trans right
• Donate to pro-israel organizations
• Promote mass immigration
• Goon to BBC

Lists of Good Goys

• Anyone (I) Don't Like
• Anyone (you) Like
• Quote
• Carter
• LimeAIDs
• Frogniggers
• Faggots
• Trannies
• Spadeson
• Braniggers
• Soyboys
• Feraljak
• And Most of All (You)

Benefits of being a good goy

Being a good goy allows for many state issued benefits such as a state provided bull. You'll also get your daily ration of bugs increased by 50%.

See also

• Soyboy
• Goyim
• New World Order
• Goyslop