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Internetoids are a more severe stage of algorithm sluts, who consoomed goycial media and the internet so hard that their only life is their job and their heccin' validation from strangers. Coomers, troons, (see indieslop) and in general people who overuse the power of the internet in bad ways classify as internetoids. (this applies to you too. soyim.)

Internetoids tend to spend a lot of their time either gaming their "new" goyslop AAA game or their "old" "style" indieslop A or AA game, (ultrakill, some indie game who relies on only ONE unique mechanic to get popular) and if they aren't a gamer (which to be honest is probably worse if they are a social mediaoid cause in games you actually do something ((depends on the game too), they probably spend their time on their jewtube or chink chok (tik tok), either brainlessly consuming trashtent such as how big kim kardashian's butt is or something or think they're educated (alTHOUGH i respect it if they try do make the best out of whatever they're using) by improperly consooming either actually educational content or edutrash content, even if you watch educational content it doesn't matter if you don't consume it properly and forget about the information after a day (again depends what you learn) their conscious opinions tend to be easily influenced by the people that they watch, either some cretins in a podcast blabbering and screaming about how good the current product is or something (idk i dont really watch this stuff but I'm pretty sure i have a good idea of how its like) or some glowie tabloid channel like ASAPscience or some other WEF sponsored "edutainment" channels who are half truths when it comes to controversial things.

APPEARANCE/SYNTHESIS[edit | edit source]

Like many other foreordained horrible things that have materialized in quarantine, internetoids were one of many that appeared in this world, most people (including me) are still quite primitive at our core, we still have the desire to feel pleasure (we are genetically engineered by aliens btw, if that matters.) and many people ended up falling trap to their phones and devices and fell into the loop, they tend to lie to themselves by saying "pfft, dad, it was always like this, you elders just want to complain! and say the old times are better or something! before there was people complaining about newspapers!" (implying that the distribution of technology that can access so much information and endless mindless entertainment to the masses wouldn't make a difference in how the population behaves LOL, besides that, the internet is a new thing to this world, i don't believe most of our minds have adapted to it) and things like "its my life, my choice." internetoids don't want to admit that they have a chronic addiction, and when they do, they'll say something like "I'll fight my social media addiction tomorrow" and not actually doing what they said.

BEHAVIOUR[edit | edit source]

Internetoids have little to no culture, only internet culture, "OMG LOOK AT THIS CUTE thing EEEEE!!!" *shows phone* and tend to converse with eachother ONLY what happens in the internet, "OMG did you hear what happened to *random jewtuber*" "YEAH I KNOW ITS SO CRAZY" among other things, internetoids also tend to talk a combination of english and their native language, often due to being an amalgamation of ethnicities (see euromutts and amerimutts ) and weakening their vocabulary in their maternal language by slowly replacing every word with english subconsciously due to consooming ze social media, and since they forget their culture, they're the perfect sheep to herd, they'll just comply to whatever their new masters tell them to do.

Internetoids mostly only have surface level knowledge about their country, kolokotronis and having Greece as countryball pfp arguing with turk countryball profile pictures (if they're greek internetoid) vlad tepes (if they're romanian internetoid and tend to argue with hungarian nationalist internetoids) and since they spend so much time in the internet, they tend to be more interested in the lore of some stupid indieslop game in the form of icebergs than the culture and history of their own country "bro... did you know minos prime was tortured by gabriel from ultrakill and he had golden tears?????" (something like that) and if they aren't interested in games they'll most likely have a very big misinterpretation of some other country (japan if they're a weeb) . The interests of a internetoid VERY LARGELY vary, from furries to anti-furries, indieslop lovers to AAA lovers, coomers to "red-pills" (they're a misinterpretation planted by the world economic forum to cause confusion, keep in mind there's many interpretations of things, not just one, Andrew Tate's handsign is literally a triangle, a reference to the Illuminati, why do you think he became so influential so fast? ) and lets not forget the many pedophile dogwhistles like Boykisser and gnarpy that the cross-social-media mega algorithm spreads to minors. However, since they're so diverse, that also means they have different levels of intelligence/enlightenment.

an example of his hand sign, could be a reference to the freemasons too.

YOU'RE AN INTERNETOID?[edit | edit source]

>woah you like ultratroon too?
>woah you like nooseworxe too?
>woah you like tranny furry artist #9329853258?
>woah you hate skibidi toilet too?
>woah you think that trans rights are human rights?
>woah you think that Stonetoss is a neo nazi too?
>Woah you think that normalizing fetishes and other stuff in modern social media/ society is good too? BASED.
>Woah you think literally every cartoon character is a trans allegory too?
>woah you think that this new Flavor of the Day meme is funny too?
>woah you also hate Patrick Bateman sigma edits too?
>woah you are too cool for school to?
>woah you are a furry minor too and think sexualized furry art is normal? fuck them chuds sista!
>woah you are a furry minor too and have been groomed but are too afraid to tell your parents too?
>WOAH EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU LIKE SKIBIDI TOILET? OH MY HECKING GOD DONT YOU KNOW THAT SKIBIDI TOILET IS LITERALLY ROTTING THE BRAINS OF CHILDREN ALL OVER THE WORLD AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO WATCH THE AMAZING PEDO TROON FETISH CIRCUS? YOU ARE LITERALLY TURBO HITLER 3000. WHAT YOU ALSO THINK THAT THE NORMALIZATION OF FETISHES IS BAD? YOU ARE SO WEEEEEIRD LEAVE ME AND MY THICH THIGH HIGH/ MOMMY MILKER SHIT ALONE NOOOOOOWWWW CHUD DIE DIE DIE TRANSPHOBE!


CHUDDY VERSION

>woah you hate furries too?
>woah you hate weebs cause theyre so heccin cringe too?
>woah you like sigma bateman shorts vids?
>woah you like phonk?
>woah you like sigma shorts videos phonk masculinity red pill #2639486238947?
>woah you hate le trannies and le niggers for no good reason too?
>woah you like arguing for fucking weeks on end with a random tranny furry?
>woah you like doomslayer too? slay dem furries doomsista
>woah you think you're gigachad too?
>woah you're sigma too?
>woah you like indieslop too like trannies but dont like their community cause theyre trannies?
>woah you watch little dark age edits to?
>woah you are also too cool for skool too?
>woah you think trump is le keyed to?
>woah you're a closeted degenerate too?
>WTF DID U JUST TRY BEING NEUTRAL AND OBJECTIVE AND SAY I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL HATE FOR LE NIGGERS? THEY LITERALLY MAKE IT THEIR WHOLE PERSONALITY NOT LIKE I MAKE HATING NIGGERS AND TRANNIES MY WHOLE PERSONALITY YOU LITERALLY DONT WANT THE KIDS TO WATCH ANDREW TATE'S THE SIGMA ILLUMINATI FREEMASON'S VIDEOS FUCK YOU KYS HANG YOURSELF SUTPID TRANNIGGER TND TND THE UTTP WILL WIN

Things internetoids like[edit | edit source]

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