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Major Cloog

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Major Cloog is a closeted furry btw, if that matters.
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Ryan Alexander White (born January 22, 2003), primarily known online as Major Cloog, was a notorious animator on YouTube and also a closeted furry[1] pedophile doxer. When he wasn't making animations, he would often be found leaking on Der 'Cord, engaging in erotic furry roleplay, being a total sped online, and grooming e-girls on his JewTube channel.

He used to be a Sharty gegbull for a brief time during /raid/'s golden era of doxing. He tried to larp as a 'teen by posting 'jaks in his YouTube community section[2] that none of the literal cacas watching his videos understood; because of this and his sexual degeneracy soyteens began to target him.

General Summary[edit | edit source]

Either the demon guy or the astronaut guy with Ryan.

Cloog started his JewTube channel on August 28, 2018, when he was around 14-15 years old. As time went on, this channel would go on to gain 150k subscribers. As his channel grew, so did his skill level in art and editing. But, despite the apparent success, his true colors would shine leading him to engage with furniggers[3][4][5][6][7]. During this period his works would consist of his self-insert murdering furries and making fun of infamous furfags. As early as early mid 2021 (or arguably the beginning since he was already drawing furries), Cloog might have begun going through the anti-furry to furry pipeline[7][8]; and by 2023 he started to do nothing but cover furry drama and goon to furry porn with his buds on Pisscord.

At some point, Major Cloog developed a strong "anti-sex" sentiment. He would project this by bullying kids who drew porn with his buddies on der 'cord[9] and he grew a penchant of inserting himself in every artfag "XHE DREW PORN AT THE AGE OF 17" controversy.

He is suspected of having a gore fetish, as seen in bascially every video he made.

/raidcel/ vs. Cloog[edit | edit source]

/raidcel/ vs. Cloog was a Sharty winraid.

Reason for victory: Major Cloog stopped making videos, deleted everything on April 14, 2025

Sharty's operation on doxing Ryan

/raidcel/ vs. Cloog was a conflict between users of the /raid/ and /incel/ boards and Major Cloog, along with his retarded fans.

It all began on September 15, 2023 when two chuds 'oxed him on Doxbin[10], and the following day the dox was posted on /raid/ as a thread titled "Major Cloog Pedophile"[11].

Soyteens caused a lot of damage to Cloog. In the first day of the war, someone called "Kuz" (Not the real one doe) spammed his dox on his shitty Pisscord server[it just is, ok?]. The mods and Cloog's fanboys obviously didn't like it, so they banned him and told him to kill himself.

On the second day, some namefag called "Major Nigger" made another thread on /raid/ inviting soyteens to raid his shitty Niggercord server, which resulted in Major Cloog's server being raided with gore, penis mutilation, scat, Goatse, and other shock pictures; causing a lot of Cloog's fans to leave the server. This thread is now heckin' lost media as no effort in archiving it was made, but there was a "Major Nigger" namefag on the original megathread.

Summary[edit | edit source]

The "Major Cloog Pedophile" thread was at the time one of the most active and autism-ridden threads in all of soyjak.party, gaining a staggering 1200 replies in only two days[12]. The only threads to surpass it back then were the oNNN threads.

As the thread grew, 'teens confirmed Cloog's alleged address was real and decided to troll him a little bit. More 'teens had taken notice of Mr. Niggerson here, resulting in extreme attacks such as but not limited to 'za bombings[it just is, ok?], swatting[it just is, ok?], signing xis personal email and address to a seed packet magazine site or something[it just is, ok?], EXTREME Discord raids with TND spam[it just is, ok?], immense 'jakking[13], Qurans and Bibles being sent to xim[it just is, ok?], contacting xis college and relatives[it just is, ok?], and an attack on his house from a Vietnamese chud who was in the area[it just is, ok?].

BTW his mom has dementia and she will probably pay for the stuff you send to her[it just is, ok?].

War justifications: The crimes of Major Cloog[edit | edit source]

(You) VILL move everything here to General Summary
  • He groomed two minors while he was 17 to 19.(and is still doing that to this day) [14]
  • He doxes anyone that mentions his pedophilic urges[it just is, ok?] STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM.
  • He manipulates people into believing that they may have something he is interested in.[Marge...]
  • He sends his autistic fans to harass anyone he doesn't like.
  • He is a dick to everyone in general. (Duh he is a nigger IRL, what do you expect?)
  • He was praised as an anti-furry king, but he has been seen to do furry ERPs on many occasions.
  • He tried to larp as a 'teen.
  • It is believed that he's a communist.[it just is, ok?]

Niggerworthy Community[edit | edit source]

Most of Major Cloog's community consisted of antifur kids who trusted a literal furry, and possibly other furfags as well.[Marge...]

However, the real degeneracy lied in his 'cord admins and mid-rankers. These less-than-human troglodytes will either groom you, get a bunch of niggers to harass you, or both. There is still a lot of info to talk about[which will probably never be added to the article], but they should be stirred away from the internet.

The Admins[edit | edit source]

The admins of his degenerate community are some of the filthiest, horrible, bug-eating pieces of shit that have ever popped out of a woman's vagina. You bet your pisser that if you piss one of these jannies off, they will leak and do a columbine mass shooting on your ass. They like to falsely accuse people of making 'P from time to time, and these niggas will draw porn or have someone draw their character as a female as some "funny" coomer bait.

The Mid Rankers[edit | edit source]

These are by far the most degenerate in his Shitcord server. These are usually low-ranking members that join as white knight anti-furs, then become furries in about a year or two. They usually post degenerate shit, coomer bait, and content that the usual teenager with unrestricted access to the internet would. Also, these mid rankers usually tend to be bisexual after they get molested by the admins.

Aftermath[edit | edit source]
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On January 24, 2024, a Xitter user brought Major Cloog into the spotlight with some dub of a video made by Worthykids.

There have also been a bunch of gemmy videos made on Major Cloog about his controversy.

The gemming up campaign that started all. Scratch that, it's forced meme coal that every new Cloog Inc member says as soon as they join.[15]

Channel hack[edit | edit source]

This section is related to Der 'Cord

Don't crush any satanist (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p.

In December of 2024, Cloog's channel got hacked by a literal who called Derg and SirSos🗝️, who had access to Cloog's channel because he was his editor. The gang who hacked his channel was from a Discord server called the sos shack and they would edit the titles to "hacked by the sirsos gang" or something[Marge...]. A day after they posted the videos, Nigger Cloog deleted them[Marge...]. On April 14, 2025, Major Cloog's channel was deleted.

Dox[edit | edit source]

Mother[edit | edit source]

  • Name: Mary Levert White
  • Profession: Mental Health Coordinator, Marketing Director
  • DoB: Apr 1964
  • Facebook: https://facebook.com/mary.levertwhite Private, not archived!
  • Address: Satsuma, AL 36572 5750 W Oak Dr
  • Phone: +1 (251) 510-3680

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Citations

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz39VAgHBw8 (Archives: local, Wayback Machine, PreserveTube)
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240408201557/https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVv0XmWc-h1NqoHw4OGF0Vg/community?lb=Ugkxso-T465cyblkdvEbY1CFQD8o_iFUU855 Dead link!
  3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20241221072630/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lg8yPTTjC0 (Mirror)
  4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20241222205728/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHXHk8baWOE
  5. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240830091149/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP7n3W-ZOnk
  6. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20241222205728/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v1tDFnv_xs
  7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20241228071208/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG0V-aR8QNo
  8. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20241221095221/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57gHiTWLvoo
  9. ↑ On many of his hate videos, you can see many 'cord screenshots
  10. ↑ https://doxbin.com/upload/MajorCloogAYoutubeAnimatorAndGroomer
  11. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230922155634/https://soyjaks.party/raid/thread/48523.html (Mirrors: archive.today, Ghostarchive, Megalodon)
  12. ↑ Old screen, aldoe true: https://web.archive.org/web/20230918221029/https://soyjak.download/f.php?h=1HwRpU3_&p=1 (Mirrors: local, archive.today, Ghostarchive, Megalodon)
  13. ↑ https://soybooru.com/post/list/major_cloog/1
  14. ↑ Alleged message from Major Groom: 🥺i fucking love it so fucking much fuck you're amazingggg I literally do not know anyone who is as sweet as you are and I really mean that 🥴 and also you probably already know is but you are so frickin great at art)
  15. ↑ https://x.com/DiamondsChest/status/1749978501371810156 (Archives: archive.today, Ghostarchive, Megalodon)
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