Major Cloog

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	This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recess

🤣 Rest in piss, Major Cloog 🤣 Smoking that Major Cloog pack tonight.💯

MAJOR CLOOG IS LOCKED PALESTINIAN BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE BOILER ROOM OF /B/!!!!!!!!!!!

Cloog "Ryan" as a "soyjak" trying to ACK himself

Ryan Alexander White (AKA Major Cloog, Major Groom, Major Nigger etc.) is a closeted furry, nigger, autist, groomer, pedophile, and doxer. His hobbies include bitching like a cunt on der 'cord, engaging in erotic furry roleplay, being a total sped online, grooming e-girls, and making Reddit-tier cringe "animations" on his Jewtube channel.

He used to be a Sharty gegbull for a brief time during /raid/'s golden era of doxing, he tried to larp as a 'teen by posting 'jaks and speaking in soyspeak in his YouTube community section, consequently, lots of 'teens started to wreak havoc on his name.^{(rightfully so)}

General Summary

Description

At around age 14 or 15, he started his JewTube channel on August 28, 2018, this channel would go on to gain 150k subscribers in it's prime. As his channel grew, so did his skill level in art and editing; despite the apparent success, years of bearing a shitty upbringing would lead him to bullying furniggers. During this period his videos would consist of using potty language, being edgy, and murdering furries in his videos. This would go on for a while until he gradually began trooning out overtime and went through the "anti-furry to furry" pipeline and, in 2023, he started to do nothing but goon to furry porn with his buds on Pisscord and covering furry drama. At some point, Major Cloog developped a strong "anti-sex" sentiment, he would project this by bullying kids who drew porn with his buddies on der 'cord, and he has been in every artfag "XHE DREW PORN AT THE AGE OF 17" controversy.

He is suspected of having a gore fetish.^[Marge...]

Cloog and his shitty Roblox persona wanting to create a harem full of furries e-girls.

Either the demon guy or the astronaut guy with Ryan.

Sharty's operation on doxing Ryan

/raid/ interference

Prelude

The Great Cloogian War also known as The Great Dox, Cloogians Vs Chudnation and Clooggate, was a war involving the /raid/ & /incel/ soyteens against Major Cloog and his retarded fans.

It all began when two Anonymous users posted his dox on Doxbin on September 16, 2023. Later that day, a random Chud posted his dox, containing his full name, his address, his college, phone number, his socials and other relatives, on the /raid/ board with the title "Major Cloog Pedophile".

Summary

"Major Cloog Pedophile" on /raid/ on the sharty created on the 16th of September 2023 has been the most active and autistic ridden thread in all of soyjak.party, gaining a staggering 1200 messages in only two days.

As the thread grew, we discovered that this is his home address and we decided to troll him a little bit ^{(5750 W Oak Dr Satsuma, AL 36572)}, more 'teens had taken notice of Mr. Niggerson here, resulting in extreme attacks. Such as but not limited to: Pizza bombings, swatting, signing xis personal email and address to a seed packet magazine site or some shit, EXTREME discord raids with TND SPAM, immense 'jakking, Qurans and Bibles being sent to xim, contacting xis college and relatives, and an attack on his house from a Vietnamese chud who was in the area.

( BTW his mom has dementia and she will probably pay the stuff you will send to her )

HEY GUYS I'M THE "THOUGHT GUY " WITH MY SHITTY GORILLA VOICE ON THE INTERNET BULLYING CHILDREN ON JEWTUBE AND SHITCORD!!!

War justifications

The crimes of Major Cloog

• He groomed two minors while he was 17 to 19.^{(he is still doing that to this day)}

• He doxes anyone that mentions his pedophilic urges STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM.

• He manipulates anyone into believing that they may have something he is interested in.

• He sends his autistic fans to harass anyone he doesn't like.

• He is a dick in general to everyone. (duh he is a nigger IRL what did you expect?)

• He was praised as an anti-furry king, but he has been seen to do furry ERPs on many occasions.

• He makes shitty, cringy animations.

• He called Kiwifarms the off-brand autistic version of 4cuck (Send 'zas to this nigger)

• He tried to larp as a 'teen.
• It is believed that he's a communist.^{[it just is, ok?]}

Significant People and Events

/raid/ & /incel/

We Soyteens did lots, in the first day of the war, someone called "Kuz" (Not the real one doe {Maybe}) spammed his dox on his shitty pisscord server, the mods and Cloog's fanboys obviously didn't like it, so they chimped "KYS" toward him after banning him^{(thk you little buddy for your support)}

On the second day, some namefag called "Major Nigger" made another thread on /raid/ inviting soyteens to raid his shitty niggercord server, after a while, they raided Major's Cloog server with gore, penis mutilation, scat, goatse, and other shock pictures. Causing a lot of Cloog's fans to leave the server.

Niggerworthy Community

Most of them are antifur kids who trusted a literal furry.

Possibly other furfags as well.^[Marge...]

The Admins

The admins of his degenerate community are some of the filthiest bug-eating pieces of shit that have ever been popped out of a woman's vagina. You bet your pisser that if you piss one of these jannies off, they will do a columbine mass shooting on your ass. They like to falsely accuse people of making 'p from time to time, and these niggas will draw porn or have someone draw their character as a female, as some funny coomer bait.

The Mid Rankers

These are by far the most degenerate in his Shitcord server. These are usually low-ranking members that join as white knight anti-furs, then become furries in about a year or two. They usually post degenerate shit, coomer bait, and content that the usual teenager with unrestricted access to the internet would. Also, these mid rankers usually tend to be bisexual after they get molested by the admins.

OVERALL

These less-than-human troglodytes will either groom you, or get a bunch of niggers to harass you. There is still a lot of info to talk about, but I'd like to end my cope session by stating that they should be stirred away from the internet.

Aftermath

This topic was created by or has connections to Twitter immigrants lol Don't trust any tweet you see. Add a community note to every revision in this page's history to make the oldfags mald.

On January 24, 2024, a xitter user brought Major Cloog into the spotlight with some dub of a video made by worthykids.

There have also been a bunch of gemmy videos made on Major Cloog about his controversy.

The gemming up campaign that started all. Scratch that, it's forced meme coal that every new Cloog Inc member says as soon as they join.

Dox

Major Cloog

Name: Ryan Alexander White (AKA Major Cloog, Garry)

DoB: January 22, 2003, Alabama, United States

Face: https://postimg.cc/xJLXqNsJ, Major Cloog#/media/File:Ryan.png

High School: 1 Gator Cir, Satsuma, AL 36572, Stati Uniti, Shades Valley High School 307 N University Blvd, Mobile, AL 36688, Stati Uniti

High School Degree: https://postimg.cc/YjFfmqpd

College: The University of South Alabama 307 N University Blvd, Mobile, AL 36688, Stati Uniti

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@MajorCloog

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100015087039766

Discord Account: garry_the_gleeful

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/kNmCsE6

Twitter: https://x.com/@Ryan77377385

Instagram: https://instagram.com/@le_clooge

Instagram 2: https://instagram.com/@el_clooge

Address: 5750 W Oak Dr Satsuma, AL 36572

Mother:

Name: Mary Levert White

Profession: Mental Health Coordinator, Marketing Director

DoB: Apr 1964

Facebook: https://facebook.com/mary.levertwhite

Address: Satsuma, AL 36572 5750 W Oak Dr

Phone: +1 (251) 510-3680

Gallery

• 
  Ryan after the cops come to his house
• 
  Ryan as a child (what a handsome Youngman! I wonder what he will be when he grows up.)
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  Ryan when the 'ops come to xis college dorm vvhile 'ooning

'Links and Legend for Citations

https://web.archive.org/web/20230922155634/https://soyjaks.party/raid/thread/48523.html (Mirrors: archive.today, Ghostarchive, Megalodon) Old 'chived /raid/ thread

https://soybooru.com/post/list/major_cloog/1 Old 'ru edits made that old week

Legend

T - True, means that the respective citation is true and trustable

G - Take this with a grain of salt, the respective citation has somewhat of a sincere affirmation, aldoe too little testimonies or proof to sustain its veracity

F - False, means is just fake, and the respective citation has never happened, probably written as a joke

W - Work in progress, just wait when we will fill this soon, chuddy

Citations

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