Million Dollar Extreme


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Million Dollar Extreme, or MDE, is a show for faggots (me) and incel losers (you). The show mainly consists of "post-ironic" unfunny skits where they give blood to Moloch as an offering for the death of jews and black people.[Marge...]

The jew-loving fags (even doe Nick Rochefort and Sam Hyde are openly antisemitic and against white replacement on their podcast, which consists of 2 men in their 40s having grass is green takes while Sam talks about the most boring shit ever) behind this sissy hypno monstrosity are Sam Hyde, Nick Rochefort and Charls Carroll. They had a show on Adult Swim called World Peace, which was quickly canceled because Sam was really cool and redpilled and had to donate $5,000 to the daily stormer to fuck over his friends and collogues and because of mysterious cum stains appearing in the sink.[1] Following the cancelation of their show, the group separated.
Leaving all of that aside, some sketches are funny, but most of them aren't.


Sam is often attributed for mass shooting events. For example, when Shinzo Abe was assassinated, it was attributed to "Samyuero Hydeo" with a picture of Hideo Kojima wearing a communist ushanka in front of a portrait of Che Guevara, suggesting that he was assassinated by a "communist extremist".
Samuel Whitcomb Hyde[edit | edit source]





Sam Hyde:
- Is a pedophile
- Is a fed
- Doesn't really care about his brainrotted fans
- Has daddy issues
- Might be jewish even doe "hes so heckin antisemetic"
- Inspired Ethanstein Kleinberg to make videos
- Makes 'p
- Hates poor people (his retard audience)
- Surrounds himself with losers to make himself seem bigger and more "alpha"
- Is a millionaire (and thinks he climbed his way to the top)
- Abuses steroids
- Disrespects his mother
- Invented putting 90s graphics in videos and hates anyone that tries to "copy him"
- Has never been in a healthy long lasting relationship with a woman
- Charges $25 (or even sometimes $50) for superchats that he never acknowledges
- Gives out shitty advice that will ruin your life and is rarely ever useful, when he's not rambling about shit everyone knows
- Is friends with some people that are actually funny to listen to that he leeches off of
- Has to call in repairs to his million dollar mansion because it's old (poor dude)
- Apparently can't handle the same "trolling" that he dishes out ('rilla nests geg)[2]
Doxing[edit | edit source]
On July 7, 2024, Sam Hyde was doxed in a /raid/ thread for being a pedo and filming 'p.[3] The address on FastPeopleSearch has changed since then.
Name: Samuel Whitcomb Hyde
DOB: April 1985
Address: 50 Green St Wrentham MA 02093[4]
Emails: alienmode@gmail.com - Personal. com98clientpleasure@gmail.com - Business
Potential Emails: samuel.hyde@yahoo.com, samuel.hyde@aol.com, samuel.hyde@ameritrade.com
Phone Numbers: (203) 216-7833 (Primary Phone),
Cars: 2017 Ford F150, 2016 GMC Sierra C1500/K1500, 2010 Porsche 911 GT3, 2001 Dodge Ram 2500, 1987 Toyota Supra
Passwords: 55555555, ALIENMODE, alienmo, alienmod, carrot, carrot5, pinyin, hbjnmkmk, hbjnmkmk1
https://www.instagram.com/snl/
https://www.facebook.com/ssam.hyde https://www.samhydelive.com/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/3N1YOUayWRIMe9vkrGLUPj https://www.youtube.com/@PerfectGuyLife https://www.youtube.com/@HydeWars https://samhyde.gumroad.com/ https://x.com/wigger https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/105478083377665288050 |
MDE in today's world[edit | edit source]
Unfortunately, MDE has been the main influence on a lot of notable people, such as h3h3, Jschlatt, The Cooking Foodie, Twomad, FranzJ, Emplemon, MaxMoeFoe and a bunch of other soyboy niggers. This leads to a dilemma: "Should I ask for better content or should I continue hearing a speech about hating jews where the word jew is changed for gamer?". MDE's influence continues to grow, as small JewTubers are inspired by the fags above.
Now days the group is ultra gone, barely clinging to the shell of their past selves as to not lose their loser fans, and they all look like registered sex offenders, but their fans are still on the internet browsing /pol/ and other blacked.com related sites, leaving shit like "MDE Never dies" "You're big guy!" and other shitty MDE references that nobody cares to understand, as if the websites they visit are all "in on the joke" and the people on them are "le heckin long time MDE fans" even though it's a dead show with an extremely niche audience.
Marky[edit | edit source]


It's somewhat known that Sam has been messaging and having sex with his underage girl fans in the past, and according to victim testimony, films 'p with them. The most notable fan that he's been with is Marky Thompson, a Jewish girl that at the time was 15–16 years of age according to different accounts. His team member Bicflame knows this and keeps quiet because he doesn't wanna lose the opportunity of being with Sam and his crew. Much like Bicflame, many of his fans know and still choose to support him because they either don't care (they like to defend Sam when they are shown proof of him fucking minors because they're big fans of the millionaire manchild that makes fun of them and is funny sometimes) or don't want to accept or endorse his activities. There was been a conflicting narrative occasionally, and a mismanagement of evidence but anyone with a developed brain (unlike Marky at the time) can tell Sam is at least guilty of being with a 16 year old girl at almost 30. Rapeson could really learn a lot from this guy!
Frank Hassle[edit | edit source]
Frank Hassle, a former myg0t member, became associated with Hyde at some unknown time after World Peace's cancellation.[1] Hassle's content mainly consists of walking up to people and acting like a baby, saying the same 10 jokes, stolen valor, and not wearing a mask. His videos are heavily edited to include an Iron Man suit HUD. When he walks around harassing people we wears a GoPro on his head and calls it an insulin pump when people ask him about it.[1] (These are funnier than this description makes them out to be)
He once got catfished by some guy pretending to be a a 14 year old goth e-girl, flew out and got left at the airport.
Frank's career peaked when he showed up at Boogie2988's house unarmed, calling him a "fat pussy". Boogie responded by firing a pistol, then Frank left the property after saying the nigger word. Both Frank and Boogie had exchanged death threats and rape threats prior to the incident.[1]
Oddly enough, Doll has claimed to be a friend of Frank's, and the claim is backed up by Frank following Doll's Twitter/X account, and Doll featuring Frank on his YouTube channel's landing page (along with other former myg0t members).[5]
Jet Neptune and Sam's Streams[edit | edit source]

Jet Orion Neptune (yes, that is his real birthname, he later legally changed it to Jet Moxley Goodson) is Sam's fat Croatian minion with ugly teeth and a fucked up deformed face (likely to be the result of multiple generations of incest in a Croatian village which ended with his mother being raped by a Serbian soldier sometime in the late 1990s). Anyone who has ever watched a single video of Sam Hyde uploaded after 2015 knows that that Hyde loves surrounding himself with ugly, retarded zoomer yesmen because he gets to feel like an alpha male and a wise father figure near them.
Before becoming Sam Hyde's top sycophant, he used to spend all day tripfagging on the Discord server known as /r9k/ under the alias hack_blastard. Most notably, his schizo crackhead dad, Johnny Neptune, also tripfagged there, and routinely shat up threads, doxed his son, and posted his nudes.[6][7][8][9][10][11] Jet and his friend, Money Goblin were also the masterminds behind Worldcorp Enterprises, a website/music project that used gore and possibly recordings from 'p to shill their other project, Autistic Boys Money Clan, a shitty rap group that has only one good song (Soldier of Fortune).
Sometime around the year 2019 Jet got hired by Sam Hyde as an editor[12] and Sam, being the childless 40 year old schizo with a severe case of daddy issues[13] that he is, over time became Jet's pseudo father figure who orders him around and hands out schizoid life advice to Jet and to the viewers during his streams. Sam's wisdoms mainly consist of obvious things that everyone knows (unless they had an absent dad geg), nonsensical schizo rants, braindead takes that will only make things worse and (very rarely) actually helpful advice.[14] The fact that a guy who abused steroids and HGH to the point where his head doubled in volume and he became medically obese, has never been in a healthy relationship with a normal woman in his entire life, had been living with his mom until the age of 30,[15] hadn't talked to his dad in years at one point (Sam owes his dad a few thousand dollars despite him being able to give it back like it's nothing given how Sam is a millionaire, he bought the Xitter username "wigger" for more than he owes his dad that he doesn't care about) and has no children at 40 years old thinks that he can teach other people how to live their lives is beyond delusional. Sam Hyde hates his fans and thinks of them as wagecucked ants, while being a whiny millionaire who likes yapping about how his property (that is worth millions) costs "a lot" of money to repair while his genuinely brainwashed followers live in pods and agree to his schizophrenic ramblings as he makes fun of them. He rarely ever replies to chat donos (25 bucks a pop btw) and likes denying the fact that he got sexually harassed by the owner of a stadium graphics department that he worked at and sued the owner in court, winning thousands in damages.
Sam Hyde Soyjak[edit | edit source]


On February 27, 2023, a 'teen made a thread about a thumbnail Sam Hyde used for one of his livestreams.[16] This thread shortly after expanded to discussion about Sam Hyde and users posting soyjak variants they created out of Sam Hyde's likeness. A couple of hours after one variant was posted, it was reposted by Sam Hyde on his Twitter,[17] leading many to suspect he lurks soyjak.party. However, it is more plausible that one of his fans reposted the 'jak on Twitter, where it was then seen by him, upon which he posted it. Further adding credibility to this theory, it seems that numerous Sam Hyde followers commenting under his Twitter post had links to the sharty, and it is likely that they transferred the 'jak over to Twitter when they saw it.
Fishtank[edit | edit source]
Fishtank is Sam Hyde's reality show, in which he locks a bunch of IRL soyjaks and chuds in a house and livestreams their hijinks. Despite it arguably being content that belongs on the /incel/ board, a thread about it has remained on /soy/ since the beginning of the show. The show was produced by Jet Neptune, a long time friend of Sam Hyde. Strangely enough, former Sharty admin Froot claimed to be a friend of Jet Neptune's. There is a theory that Froot is, in fact, actually Jet Neptune, as the handover of admin back to Doll lines up perfectly with Fishtank season 02, when Jet will be too busy to manage the site himself.
The Candyman[edit | edit source]
The Candyman is Sam Hyde's boxing alter ego, an Irish persona that speaks in rhymes and wears very stereotypical Irish outfits. In 2022, he called out Hasan Piker and threatened to kill him which caused Hasoy Kiker to have a meltdown and seethe online.
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 nigger.com
- ↑ https://youtu.be/XwBwYlzmrQM?si=nnygNZYzN_F8w9TA
- ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/raid/thread/142605#
- ↑ https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/samuel-hyde_id_G-2630758909525250357
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdOZkqcHOJQ6_QcBEM7CJrw (archive.today)
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/johnny-neptune-elvismongo-plssnpploff.29856/
- ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/17x7egv/johnny_neptune_speaks_on_his_son_jet_neptune/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34816360/#q34818767
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/29953788/#q29954407
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/sam-hyde.96342/page-123#post-14058737
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/hack_blastard/page/139/
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29WcBMVh_u4
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI8DqZ3yO6E
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/@TheNewPill/videos
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/@MillionDollarExtreme2/videos- 2015 is when his first videos filmed in his own apartment (instead of the infamous mirror in his mom's house) appeared on his channel
- ↑ https://archive.today/1BOsi
- ↑ https://archive.today/QpuVV