Islam

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All muslims look like this btw

Islam, also known as Pisslam, Terrorislam, or Pigslam, is the ultimate weaponization of the sub-80 IQ shitskin hordes of Arabia from third-world countries, and has resulted in tragedy after tragedy after tragedy. It has been described as a cancer, a disease, a mistake, a death cult, and a pedophile's dream; all of which are fairly accurate, each in their own regard. Despite the wide majority of Muslims being of Arabic descent, it has proven itself to be a memetic hazard to the mentally retarded individuals inside every ethnic group, as many whites, blacks, and others, have fallen victim to its propaganda (if it's even smart enough to be considered that). According to Islam, you get 72 16 year old girls to rape if you strap a bomb around your waist and walk into a building owned/operated by the Nonbelievers, with bonus points for Synagogues, Churches, federal buildings, towers, and rival Mosques.

Islam is also known to have an extreme, almost absurd level of infighting over the smallest piece of SNCA ever detected by man. Islam is the subject of many Soyjaks mocking the Arabic origins of Islam, as well as their tendencies towards sexual relations with goats. A few of the more severely retarded verses within the Quran have been made into 'toss as well.

Muslims are also incredibly violent. Generally violent, yes, but especially when it comes to the nonbelievers, or Kaffir. To put it into perspective, telling a Christian that you think that the bible is 100% wrong is both safe AND likely to result in a great conversation. Try telling your average Muslim that even a single thing in the Quran is false.

On second thought; DO NOT DO THIS.

In relation to the Sharty

Soot deleting mudslime threads^🗝️

According to a 2024 poll, Muslims make up around 8% of the soyteen population. Islam is made fun of very often in the 'sphere and is a core subject of many flamewars. Its most notable contribution is one namefag by the name of Warrior-Z. He is one of the more well-known namefag shitflingers of Soybooru.

Early History

Early Sharty Islamic history was seemingly full of extremist/terrorist larp. Under Soot, Muslims were tolerated, though soot did delete the islamic culture thread on /webm/, citing federal concerns due to the thread being full of terrorposting. Muslims were also a major belligerent of Soyvil War 1 through Dawah. Captain Coal identified himself as Allah, which is heckin haram o algo. Kuz was kind to Muslims and even displayed some signs of converting to Islam, and given the fact that he is a known pedophile and faggot, this is unsurprising. Doll continued kuz's policies and even temporarily created the /dawla/ board. Froot attacked Muslims the most by means of the Great Purge, where he falsely created the /dawla/ board and PERMANENTLY^🗝️ banned everyone who posted in it, banning many non-muslim 'teens in the crossfire.

Today

Modern sharty islamic history is marked by events such as the Portuguese-Islamic War, several Countrywars and religion wars on Soybooru, and the rise of Warrior-Z, mentioned above. As of 2026, Islam is still a common subject of Soyjaks and 'toss.

You WILL make fun of Islam, and you WILL remind Warrior-'P that he is not white.

Some muslims believe soyjaks were made by djinns to mock humanity.

What is HALAL:

• Sex with animals, to relieve sexual frustrations.
• Sex with children as young as nine
• Raping, as a punishment.
• Kissing niggas on the lips
• Having sex with little boys, to relieve sexual frustrations (Bacha Bazi). This practice was recently banned in Afghanistan^🗝️ by the Taliban because they don’t like faggots.^🗝️
• Shooting or bombing anyone who does something HARAM.
• Committing terrorist attacks, such as the 1983 Beirut barracks bombings (307 dead, 150 injured), 1983 U.S. Embassy bombing Beirut (63 dead, 120 injured), 1985 Rome and Vienna airport attacks (19 dead, 140 injured), 1993 World Trade Center bombing (6 dead, 1042 injured), 1998 U.S. Embassy bombings (224 dead, 4000 injured), 2000 USS Cole bombing (17 dead, 39 injured), 2001 September 11 attacks (2996 dead, 6000 injured), 2002 Bali bombings (202 dead, 209 injured), 2004 Madrid train bombings (193 dead, 2000 injured), 2004 Beslan school siege (334 dead, 700 injured), 2005 London 7/7 bombings (52 dead, 784 injured), 2007 Qahtaniyah bombings (796 dead, 1562 injured) 2008 Mumbai attacks (166 dead, 600 injured), 2015 Charlie Hebdo shooting (12 dead, 11 injured), 2015 Paris November attacks (130 dead, 413 injured), 2016 Orlando Pulse nightclub shooting (49 dead, 53 injured), 2016 Brussels airport and metro bombings (32 dead, 340 injured), 2016 Nice truck attack (86 dead, 434 injured), 2017 Sinai Mosque attack (311 dead, 128+ injured), 2017 Manchester Arena bombing (22 dead, 139 injured), 2017 Mogadishu bombings (587 dead, 303 injured), 2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings (269 dead, 500 injured), 2024 Crocus City Hall attack (145 dead, 551 injured), just to name a few.
• Be a foodist (to torture and kill animals so that they could then work it out on the "enemies")

What is HARAM:

• Listening to any music ever
• Smoking or drinking
• Abusing your nigger slaves^🗝️
• Gambling, betting, and playing with dice
• Minecraft, Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto (formerly), and most other western games
• Displaying pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house
• Display a picture of Muhammad in any way (this REALLY pisses them off.) South Park once tried to do this, but was censored by (((the media))). This has also happened several times on Wikipedia, where they have tried to censor pictures of Muhammad Even Though his Persian Wikipedia page depicts him as a human.
• Draw anything with faces (yes, that includes Soyjaks)
• Have a wholesome heckin pet pupperino (Unless xe is employed^[Marge...] < dogs are permitted in Islam if it’s absolutely necessary for an individual or family to own one for a practical purpose like herding animals or guarding the home)
• Being a gaybo faggot
• Being a (((Jew)))^🗝️
• Being a Christian
• Being a Jew or a Christian and not paying your Jizya tax.
• Being literally any other religion
• Not being a completely blind follower of the retarded nonsense of the Quran
• Being a wholesome transgirl^🗝️(except for shiatrannies)
• Killing yourself for some reason?! (except if it's to blow up kaffirs and infidels o algo)
• Reporting gang rapists because it makes you a race traitor and enemy of the jihad
• Being a valuable member of society instead of being an illegal alien sandnigger who leeches off the welfare system and habitually gang rapes teenage girls, which is obviously the ideal for young men in muslim societies
• Not stabbing every person you see in public
• Not supporting Warrior-‘P

Mohammed (Police Be Upon Him)

Muhammad redirects here, >though maybe you were looking for Moohammad or other people named Mohammed?

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>Pedohammad was BLACKED (JEETED)

Mohammed, also known as Muhammad, Mohammad, and six million alternate variations, is the prophet and founder of the religion of Islam. Think of him as the Islamic equivalent to Jesus, if Jesus was a gay, suicidal, promiscuous necrophile and pedophile who (thank God) never came back after his death. He lived his entire life going against (quite possibly) the religious rules of every single culture and society on earth, including his own, and was a deranged schizoid maniac who saw demons (Allah) constantly and convinced a ton of retards to follow him and do his bidding. Mohammed also often contradicted himself, with his actions not matching with his words and vice-versa, though this is of course because the smelly Kaffir don't translate it the way that Mohammed wanted it translated, or something. His name has, because all shitskins live in a hive mind, has become the #1 most common name among Arabs and Muslims worldwide.

Something notable about Mohammed is that he said that Allah himself would kill him by severing his aorta if he was a false prophet. Guess how he died?

Musnad Ahmad 3788

Ibn Mas'ūd narrated:

The Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) performed 'Ishā, then he turned and asked for me. He took my hand and we set out until I came to the wide valley of Makkah. He drew a line for me and said to me: 'Stay within this line, and do not cross it, for indeed there shall come some men to you, but do not speak to them for they shall not speak to you, and if you cross (the line), you will perish. 'So I stayed within it. So the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) went on a little, as far as one could throw a stone or a little further.

While I was sitting within the line, some men/shapes of figures [ie jinn] came to me that appeared as if they were black people (ie dark people, like from North Africa or India), both their hair and bodies. They were not wearing any clothes but I could not see their private parts, and they were tall and they had little flesh (ie slim).

Then they returned towards Allāh's Messenger (ﷺ) and began towering on top of the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ). The Prophet of Allāh (ﷺ) began to recite the Qur'ān to them. And they started coming to me and surrounding me, and getting in my way. I was extremely scared of them, so I sat down – or words to that effect.

When dawn entered, they started to leave. Then the Messenger of Allāh came and entered into the line with me, looking heavy and in pain, or almost like he was in pain from their towering over him. He (ﷺ) said: 'I find myself tired' – or words to that effect. So the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) placed his head on my lap to sleep. And the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) would snore when he slept.

While I was sitting there, after a while, these men came, wearing long white garments, and Allāh knows best how handsome they were. The Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) had gone to sleep. They came towards me – I was more afraid than I was the first time – a group of them sat at the head of the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) and a group at his feet. So some of them said to each other: This servant has been given good, his eyes are asleep, but his heart is awake.

Some of them said to one another: Come, let us give him a stop. Some of them said to one another: You coin for him a parable, and we will interpret it, or we will coin for him a parable and you will interpret it.

So some of them said to each other: His parable is that of a leader who built a fortified fort, then he placed a table-spread in it and he invited people to eat and drink. So whoever answers his invitation, he eats from his food and drinks from his drink. And whoever does not come and eat his food, or whoever does not answer his invitation, he will punish him with a severe punishment.

The others said: As for the leader, he is the Lord of the worlds, and as for the fort, it is Islām, and the food is Paradise, and he (the prophet) is the one who invites, so whoever follows him will be in Paradise. And whoever does not follow him will be punished.

Then the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) woke up and said: 'What did you see, O Ibn Umm 'Abd?' 'Abdullāh said: I saw such-and-such. The Prophet (ﷺ) said: 'Nothing of what they said was hidden from me.' The Prophet of Allāh (ﷺ) said: 'They are a group of the angels.' Or he said: 'They are the angels.'

(Musnad Imām Ahmad 3788 – declared Sahīh by Ahmad Shākir. Al-Tirmidhī 2861 – declared Hasan Sahīh by Al-Albānī) 

White Mohammed theory

There is a little-known theory that Islam is, unsurprisingly, a test from the real God to see if Arabs were worth keeping, where he sent down a Celtic Ginger man (named Moe O'Almaed) to spew the most retarded nonsense he could and see if brown people would trust him because of his holy appearance. This operation was a success, and God successfully found out that Arabs cannot be trusted as truly faithful, as they will believe literally anything that a person with confidence (and white skin) tells them. This, of course, is extremely unpopular amongst Muslims and Liberal Academia due to its complete shattering of Islam as a valid religion, and as such has been suppressed for millennia.

Theology/origin of islam

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Islam can be summarized as a re-formatted version of Judaism. Its theology can be called obsessed with God's oneness, singularity, unity, unitarian, one and only one one one one one one singular one uno Wahid واحد واحدواحدواحدواحد allah is one one one one ONE AND ONLY ONE AND NO MORE THAN ONE AND INDIVISIBLE AND ONE AND NO MORE THAN ONE AND THERES ONLY ONE (1!!!!! GOD ONLY ONE GOD ONLY ONE GOD ONE ONE ONE).

NUMBER OF GODS:

1. ALLAH THERE IS NO OTHER GOD THERE IS NO SUBDIVISIONS WITHIN GOD THERE IS ONLY ONE OMNIPOTENT SUPREME ALLAH
   • THERE IS NO OTHER GOD BUT ALLAH
   • _{do not have sex with muhammad's wives after he dies please} ^{thank you}

If islam is so anti-fun, Why are muslims muslims? cant they just not?

Peer pressure, death penalty for apostasy, etc. But as of what is the point of being muslim, let us examine this more thoroughly;

In terms of soteriology, and by extent their views of morality, muslims are distinct from christians but identical to jews in that they belive good and wrong are the obedience of laws set by god via muhammad and the prophets to mankind, and that these laws (the quran) are co-eternal with god similar to jesus in christianity. Unlike in christianity though, muslims do not believe humans have an original sin/fallen nature from wich they must be redeemed, humans are as allah created and are sent to hell out of spite. A muslim will see a woman not wearing a veil and his concern will not be his own lust, her improperness, or simply admiration of her beauty. He will run in his head wether or not the legal restrictions of his religion permit him to rape her. Muslims had mostly lived under the rule of, well, muslims, for most of their history up untill the mongol invasions, and the mongols had several laws that were contrary to shariah law. This led to the islamic scholar Ibn Taymiyyah arguing that rulers who lived under laws other than shariah (in his time period the mongol ilkhans had converted to islam but still followed the mongol Yasa) were non-muslims and therefore waging war against them and killing other muslims ruled over by them was righteous and jihad. His writing would go on to inspire wahabbism that in turns believes any muslim living outside shariah is a fake muslim and they must be beheaded yadayada you know what i mean, I should've asked chatgpt to write this, this is dogshit, confusing, too many words. How many people are even reading so far? why am i wasting an afternoon writing about islam in the bald man glasses website? Go ahead Rakesh, edit this.

Origin of islam

In terms of it's "origin" islam can be traced back to the multiple heretical christian, gnostic, jewish and zoroastrian cults that existed in the arabian peninsula as of the late 6th century; primarily ebionism (a christological heresy that proclaimed jesus was a prophet and not the son of God) and rahmanism, a jewish-inspired religion stablished in yemen that venerated Raḥmānān (Musnad: 𐩧𐩢𐩣𐩬𐩬 rḥmnn, "the Merciful"). By taking these cultural traditions of the many arabs and amalgamating them into a vaguely coherent religion is that the quran was written, although not by muhammad himself as he was illiterate. It is very possible that islam itself as a distinct religion did not actually exist untill muhammad's death and that his vague ideas about monotheism were glued together by later caliphs using mistranslated gnostic and christian texts, hence incoherences and contradictions with the already stablished bible and citations of things it does not do.

Here are a few things muslims recount as said by the bible but got "corrupted" in translation:

• Abraham was going to sacrifice Ishmael, not Isaac
• Al-Khidr
• Jesus prophesized muhammad he technically did prophesize many false prophets would come after him
• Jesus made birds out of stone
• Jesus being replaced by an impostor at the cross
• King david not commiting adultery with Bethsheva
• King david being a prophet
• The tribes of israel went through arabia instead of the sinai
• Alexander the great was muslim
• Prophets are infallable and incapable of sin

See also

• Islam (muslim perspective)
• Warrior-Z - Debates people about this topic on the 'ru
• ISIS

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