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Islam

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>Though maybe you were looking for Warrior-Z or Operation 9/11?
Mashallah! Islam is halal

The subject of this page has been approved by Allah and is considered halal.

>BOOM BOOM KILL DA KAFFIR
muslim x goat ao3 fanfic

Islam, also known as Pisslam, Terrorislam, or Pigslam, is the ultimate weaponization of the sub-80 IQ shitskin hordes of Arabia, and has resulted in tragedy after tragedy after tragedy. It has been described as a cancer, a disease, a mistake, a death cult, and a pedophile's dream; all of which are fairly accurate, each in their own regard. Despite the wide majority of Muslims being of Arabic descent, it has proven itself to be a memetic hazard to the mentally retarded individuals inside every ethnic group, as many whites[1], blacks[2], and others, have fallen victim to its propaganda (if it's even smart enough to be considered that). Islam is also known to have an extreme, almost absurd level of infighting over the smallest piece of SNCA ever detected by man. Islam is the subject of many Soyjaks mocking the Arabic origins of Islam, as well as their tendencies towards seual relations with goats, and retarded verses within the Quran.

Muslims are also incredibly violent. Generally violent, yes, but especially when it comes to the nonbelievers, or Kaffir. To put it into perspective, telling a Christian that you think that the bible is 100% wrong is both safe AND likely to result in a great conversation. Try telling your average Muslim that even a single thing in the Quran is false.

On second thought; DO NOT DO THIS.

In relation to the Sharty[edit | edit source]

Soot deleting mudslime threads🗝️

Muslims probably make up around (likely less than) 1% of the Soysphere, as Islam is made fun of very often in the 'sphere and has only resulted in one notable namefag by the name of Warrior-Z. He is one of the more well-known namefag shitflingers of Soybooru.

Early History[edit | edit source]

Early Sharty Islamic history was seemingly full of extremist/terrorist larp. Under Soot, Muslims were tolerated, though soot did delete the islamic culture thread on /webm/, citing federal concerns due to the thread being full of terrorposting. Muslims were also a major belligerent of Soyvil War 1, through Dawah. Kuz was kind to Muslims and even displayed some signs of converting to Islam, and given the fact that he is a known pedophile and faggot, this is unsurprising. Doll continued kuz's policies and even temporarily created the /dawla/ board. Froot attacked Muslims the most by means of the Great Purge, where he falsely created the /dawla/ board and banned everyone who posted in it, banning many non-muslim 'teens in the crossfire.

Later history[edit | edit source]

Modern sharty islamic history is marked by events such as the Portuguese-Islamic War, several Countrywars and religion wars on Soybooru, and the rise of Warrior-Z, mentioned above.

What is HALAL:[edit | edit source]

What is HARAM:[edit | edit source]

  • Listening to any music ever
  • Smoking or drinking
  • Abusing your nigger slaves🗝️[5]
  • Gambling, betting, and playing with dice
  • Minecraft[6], Fortnite[7][8], Grand Theft Auto (formerly)[9], and most other western games are banned in the Muslim world
  • Displaying pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house[10]
  • Draw anything with faces (yes, that includes Soyjaks)OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO WARRIOR-Z WHAT IS THIS[11]
  • Have a wholesome heckin pet pupperino (Unless xe is employed[Marge...])

(You) can be trans though[12]

Mohammed[edit | edit source]

>Pedohammad was BLACKED (JEETED) (this isn't actually authentic thoughever) < meds, this is a cope (it just is, okay??)
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to her house

Pedo-meter 3000:

Muhammad redirects here, >though maybe you were looking for Moohammad?
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Mohammed is the prophet and creator of the religion of Islam. He is a pedophile faggot with nigger aids.

Something notable about Mohammed is that he said that Allah himself would kill him by severing his aorta if he was a false prophet. Guess how he died?[13]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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