Ϫth Crusade

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Ϫth Crusade is dust...
Ϫth Crusade
Part of Imageboard Autism
DateJuly 21nd, 2024 - Late 2024 or first semester of 2025, (Small infighting continued all the way to August)
Location
Result Truce (?)
Belligerents

Sandnigger Chuds

Turkroach legion

  • Satoko_Fans_Arent_White
  • Reinforcements from Muslim Americans and migrants from Canada

Alleged support:

Israel

Christian Chuds

Alleged support:

Militant atheists

Neo-pagan shitskins

Pajeets

Order of Nigger Angles

  • Satanist_Warrior

Mick

Astrofene

That_Bisexual_Nationalist †

Alleged support:

  • Israel
Strength
  • 180,000 mujahideen
  • 120,000 riflemen
  • 40,000 knights
  • 6,410,000 trannies
  • Casualties and losses

    Approximately 80% of muslim forces are wiped out, Including Joel, Hamas 2, Soul Breaker, Victorio, Albert (All Banned) and Lemon (Quit the soysphere)

    Turkroach legion is dismantled and destroyed beyond repair

    Warrior Z quits /pol/

    The Degraded reputation of the religion of Islam

    Christians lose all of their commanding officers, including Portuslav and the Portuguese. Paganist attacks intensify afterwards from June to August of 2025

    Christians lose large amounts of fighting capability

    Paganist attacks slow down and erratically intensify

    Many oldfag pagans dead or MIA

    The Ϫth Crusade, also known as the Ωnd Arab-Israeli War, was a flamewar on the 'ru and sharty /pol/ between Muslim chuds and Christian chuds. It is one of the most extensive wars the sharty has ever seen, lasting from July 21, 2024 and ending around august of 2025.

    The war began on July 21, 2024, when a Christian chud posted an image of a sexual depiction of the Islamic deity[who, Allah or Muhammad?] (the 'toss is supposedly deleted by DQLL due to the fact that Quote told him to delete some posts in order to save space) resulted in Satoko_Fans_Arent_White editing the tags and source of said 'toss and lead to Hamas_2 spamming anti-Christian posts.

    Christian chuds along with Imperator, deceased_african_adolescent and jewishautismaward78 quickly responded with anti-Muslim posts and a flamewar between the both began. The Christians began posting shit like muslim feminists, Salman Rushdie, and orgies taking place in the Mecca while the Muslims post shit such as pedophilic priests, lesbian nuns, burning churches, the Black Jesus of Negroland, and gigachad arab edits.

    On August 3, 2024, the conflict managed to spread onto the Party when one Canadian chud posted 2 [1][2]Gem mining threads, within a couple of minutes the Athiests, Pagans, and Christians started to immediately throw shit at each other like retards.

    The Situation Later[edit | edit source]

    The battlefront began to shift however, in late 2024, specifically from September to October, many of the mujahideens including Warrior-Z, quit the sharty at this time to focus their efforts on other parts of the 'ru. The only thing preventing the muslims from dying out on /pol/ was very small reinforcements from new posters and rufags alike.

    With the war continuing its extension throughout late 2024. And the flamewar spreading to the sharty, mainly consisting of mass shitflinging between all parties, Muslims continued to fight against the Christians albeit at a much smaller scale due to most of them being banned and barred off of the website, Warrior Z quit /pol/ in October to focus his LLLLLZZZZ on the 'ru.

    Muslims however began to focus their efforts against jews as well, posting lots of TKD edits, while scholomos began to post pictures of dead Palestinians. Christians and muslims tended to hate on the jews because they are they were the chosen people or something.

    The war began to slow down at this time, and the main contestant for the christians was the neo-pagans, who fought fiercely against them. Meanwhile, /pol/ became very active due to the diversity of posters, and sometimes people would host vc threads to debate each other on topics. People who joined these threads included people like /webm/ revivalist and some other 'mutts including some that were namefag on the schlog and the 'ru

    In late 2025, the war eventually slowed to a crawl, and much of what was going on pol wasn't really infighting anymore, after Quote's administration took over much of the infighting stopped and /pol/ returned to a tranquil state. Many people who fought in this war ended up leaving pol or got banned, such as BrentonNumba1, who was one of the main fighters and second in command to the portuguese. All of this bullshit ended up wasting hundreds of hours of time that could've been spent doing literally anything, everyone was exhausted and tired on all fronts, either from the fact that people on their side gave up or got 'nished. This made way into /pol/s heat-death, as it only gets around 200 PPH on mutt hours and only around 35-50 on europoor hours.

    (This page would also be related to Portuguese-Islamic War and then to World War Z)

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