Soyjak.blog/Happenings

This article only documents the Schlog pre-sale

Soyjak.blog
XenForo forum
Founded	February 29, 2024; 1 years ago
Creator	Broot
Owner	Froot
Total Posts	600,000+
Homepage	https://soyjak.blog

2024

February '24

• February 29: The site is created by Broot. Approximately one hour after the site's creation, feralteen joins and gets immediately banned, thus receiving the first user banned on a sharty's extension award.

March '24

• March 3: Doll opens his first q/a thread. 'Leno adds a [Blog] button to the sharty's top bar.
• March 8: The longest running blog to date is created.
• March 9: Angeleno creates a Q&A thread.
• March 12: The [Blog] button link gets removed from the Soyjak.Party top bar after a top bar refresh.
• March 16: /incel/ - internet celebrities was added to The Club, /fit/ was renamed to /self/.
• March 31: A tranime avatarfag who named himself after Konata, was banned for making 37 alt accounts despite being previously warned not to make alt accounts.

April '24

• April 14: Princessparkles, creates her account.
• April 17: Lolkek creates an AMA in the blog.
• April 22: Kernung creates his account.

May '24

• May 25: /mtv/ holds a Pokémon tournament.
• May 26: a FNAC theme was added to promote it's release.

June '24

• June 4: the [Blog] button was re-added to the top bar, after two and a half months of excommunication.
• June 10: the Shlog experiences it's first doxing, of tranny and furfag user Chuditical.
• June 11: Der Sharty Pope joins the shlog and opens an AMA.
• June 13: A culture category was added for discussion of religion along /dawla/ - Islam, /rc/ - Christianity, and /jd/ - Judaisim. The inclusion of new react emotes causes the react scores of many users to vary by extreme amounts. Root creates an AMA.
• June 23: Reaction scores have been removed.

Timeline of big events

July '24

• July 21: X Immigrant becomes admin.
• July 24: The Schlog Cup, an unofficial tournament in which two schloggers at a time are pitted against each other and must receive the majority of vote upon to proceed until only one remains begins.
• July 28: X Immigrant adds /raid/.
• July 30: Schlog taken down by Shemalies.

August '24

• August 1: The site is back and Removed /raid/. (Making NuDoxGod BTFO Forever)
• August 5: After losing to Spas in the Schlog Cup's 17th round, Aedra deletes his account.
• August 7: The Schlog Cup's 20th and final round comes to a close, Baqqrih is declared the winner, and the loser, Spas, deletes his account.
• August 11: Aedra makes a new account and returns to the site after only six days.
• August 14: The site is manually spammed with ‘P on several posts before jannies deleted it 20 minutes later. There were only two or three distinct 'P images and gifs, and all of the 'P was posted by the now-banned user Jartycuck Gaming. The spam messages contained strings like "SOYJAK.COLONY WON", which obviously implied that the spam is part of a raid by the 'colony.
• August 21: Notable user princessparkles is permanently banned for supporting child marriage and then the mods go back and forth for the next several days on whether she should be unbanned in the most drawn out drama the site had witnessed at this point. Following the incident, X Immigrant is demoted from his position as an admin and removed from the staff team. Jimbo creates his account on this day.

September '24

• September 11: Terrycrews, the site's most infamous poster creates her account, and Spas returns as Spasoje's revenge.
• September 17: The ban megathread gets created.
• September 18: Schunger games sign up.
• September 19: The September Schunger game event is held, with Spas becoming the winner.
• September 20: Former admin X Immigrant posts a thread revealing that he's a 15 year old failing all of his his classes, along with a face reveal. He's banned shortly after until December 6 for not meeting the sites age requirement. Ohnononono schloggycacas... MINORS AS ADMINS??? WE REALLY ARE DISCORD GEEEEEEEEG.
• September 28: Mustard becomes the developer for the schlog.

October '24

• October 7: Aedra resigns from his position as janny and an election is held to replace him. Steve would end up winning by a single vote, 52 over 51.
• October 10: encrusting_acro is permanently banned. The site is never the same again.
• October 21: An influx of Soysphere immigrants come to the board when the booru, sharty, and 'ki all go down due to an error in paying server bills.
• October 27: Soysphere immigrants return as the sharty and the booru go down again.
• October 29: along with soyjak.party, a Halloween theme was added.

November '24

• November 2 :There is an event called "No cuss words weekend" where slurs and swear word get word filtered to asterisks.
• November 7 :The Schlog was taken down (again) this time the domain was suspended.
• November 8: The Schlog was moved to new servers, the new domain is currently blog.soyjak.st due to Froot wanting website centralization and Broot wanting less site takedowns.
• November 11: The Blog Banner Contest began.
• November 27: Almost all the reacts disappear for some reason, leaving only like and glowie.

December '24

• December 2: Christmas theme is introduced.
• September 7: Schunger games sign up.
• December 8: The December Schunger games event is held with Meursault becoming the winner.
• December 13: Another unofficial version of the schunger games is created, with Jimbo losing at the last second, which causes him to clitty leak and take a break from using the site for the first time ever.
• December 17: DOLL does an AMA for a limited time.
• December 18: A jimbo makes a post that receives the most jartycuck reactions and thus the most negatively reacted post in the history of the site.
• December 31: DOLL hits 100%

2025

January '25

• January 1: Message count and Join dates are now displayed on threads. The first Queer of the Year event begins. A new janny election is held.
• January 4: Trvthnvke Prefix added.
• January 7: Hell and Superhell Prefixes added.
• January 9: Imperator gets demodded over being falseflagged on a cytube. Mustard remods him after confirming it was a falseflag.
• January 14: In the most drawn out drama the site has had to date, X Immigrant is initially banned by SmallAnus for the reason of grooming Dr. Cobson privately in Steam DMs. The problem? Steam DMs deleted every message they had between each other and it was only word of mouth. This did not stop shloggers from starting a dox compaign against X Immigrant to contact his parents. Eventually, Dr. Cobson recovered screenshots only for the shloggers in the Ban Megathread to point out how overly eager he was to masturbate to X Immigrant in the week he knew him. After about 100 pages of discussion, both users are now permanently banned by DOLL for causing faggot drama. The consequences of this lead to Quote (Ballos) on the shlog banning himself because of the drama, and DOLL making an announcement about a change in administration.
• January 15: The ban list is removed by DOLL due to the site's increasing focus on meta drama; the ban megathread is locked soon after.
• January 16: Jimbo wins the title of 2024's Queer of the Year. He handles it very well.
• January 18: The Race War event begins with its first poll; Green comes in first place, with Yellow in second and Red in third. Also Jannies clittys leak a lot and they delete multiple threads.
• January 22: The fourth days poll for the Race War event closes and Red is eliminated from the game.
• January 24: The sixth day poll for the Race War event closes and Yellow wins, with an announcement from DOLL that each member from that team will get a 'GOLDEN GOD' flair and their choice of a $10 gift card or $15 on Steam.

February '25

• February 5: Princessparkles gets temporarily unbanned before being banned again by Froot.
• February 10: Schloggerversary is announced

March '25

• March 7: DOLL announces The Hole system where soft-banned users and guests can post in their own subsection while a warden moderates every post. The first warden picked was nagolbud.
• March 15: DOLL decided to send everyone a private message from Jimbo's account with the header "DUDE" at around 10:20 UTC, along with the caption "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"
• March 20: Mist announces xher retirement.

April '25

• April 4: DOLL announces the Schlog is for sale.
• April 8: Froot gets a bit freaky in the sale message, then it started to spread in the front page of the schlog, and shortly after, they're all gone, including the pop up, which implies that DOLL actually lied about selling the schlog.
• April 9: The Wow! react is brought back again. DOLL creates a thread for updates about the sale of the site.
• April 14: The anoymous hacker snarky.snappy hacks le heckin 4cuckerino which as a side effect brings so much traffic to the Soysphere that the shlog becomes almost unusably laggy as collateral damage. ^{[it just is, ok?]}
• April 21: /froot/ - Froot hate and complaints, is created.
• April 25: The schlog goes down.
• April 26: The schlog comes back under new owners and a new domain after Froot's purchase is finalized.