NuSchlog
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🤣 Rest in piss, NuSchlog 🤣
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This page is literally soyjak.blog Here be namefags and SNCA. |
THE NUSCHLOG WAS SOUL-DRAINING GYPSY BRIMSTONE FROM THE INFERNAL BOREHOLES OF 'CADO'S ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
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| NuSchlog | |
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| XenForo forum | |
| Founded | April 26, 2025 |
| Terminated | August 24, 2025 |
| Creator | p0rt42/telnet |
| Owner | PepsiMan |
| Homepage | https://soyjak.blog/ (defunct) |
The NuSchlog is the name used to describe soyjak.blog after the Schlogpocalypse. It was unaffiliated with the official Soysphere sites and was thus deemed a splinter along with the shroom. It was owned by Homercord
founder p0rt42, who eventually shut the site down and gave it to a (now former) Soyjak Wiki mod, Jackson, who hosted it and let MoonMetropolis administrate in his stead. As the continuation of the Schlog, this website had much worse culture and was hated by most soyteens. It was, however, still not considered hostile by Quote.
This site was in a constant useless nigger war with its neighbor, the Shroom, with much social engineering occurring on this very page. Both shroomcucks and schlogcucks would shit up the recent changes of this very 'ki until a radical approach was taken to the edit warring and trickery, with the 'ki articles about the nuschlog and shroom even being deleted for a while.
Eventually, a schism happened within the website that possibly lead to Jackson deleting the database, meaning that it may be over for good. As of September 10th it has been confirmed by Moon Metropolis that the site isn't coming back.[1]
History[edit | edit source]
See also: soyjak.blog#Sale, transfer of ownership and mass migration
On April 26, 2025, the schlog was sold to "telnet" for 11 XMR, who was later revealed to be Homercord founder p0rt42. During the entirely of telnet's ownership, the site was hosted on soyjakblog.com, as Broot still owned the soyjak.blog domain.
The post-sale schlog is sometimes called the nuschlog to differentiate it from the sharty-owned schlog. Due to Discord literally owning this era of the schlog, the already coally site became even coallier.
Eventually telnet got tired of the site and gave it away to former Soyjak Wiki mod Jackson, who then made MoonMetropolis head janny. MoonMetropolis then applied a lolbert moderation style to the schlog, effectively turning it into jakparty.soy with most banned pre-sale users being unbanned. Around mid-July, Broot finally transferred the soyjak.blog domain to Jackson & Co.
On August 17, 2025, MoonMetropolis' constant clitty leakage resulted in xim getting banned from every sharty-owned soysphere site, which made Jackson demote xim on the schlog. Jackson was later convinced by shroom owner Shroot to shut down the soyjak.blog domain, and later soyjakblog.com. In response another admin brought back the schlog on a brand-new domain before Jackson deleted the database on August 24, 2025, bringing the end of the soysphere's most hated website. After the death of the schlog, MoonMetropolis announced xe doesn't want to bring back the schlog, and later exposed Jackson to be p0rt42's 'cord kitten on the shiwi.
Probably the only interesting thing that happened on the nuschlog that wasn't related to its slow and painful death was CobsonTALKS temporarily moving there after /dem/ was deleted.
Organization of the Site[edit | edit source]
The organization of the site is extremely similar to that of the Schlog, with little differences, very much like the Sharty and how it divided into multiple themed boards where users can create threads and discuss.
There are 5 boards:
Meta[edit | edit source]
- /q/ - Soyjak Blog Meta. a board for propositions and problem-solving of the site, usually used by selfish little fucks and crying clitty leakers. (even though no one uses /q/ for it's purpose)
- /chive/ - Archive. a board used for archiving stuff on and out of the site itself.
The Schlog - Main Boards[edit | edit source]
- /you/, supposed to be the site's parallel to /soy/ albeit without any IAS requirements
- /qa/, the Q&A board.
- /ama/, for notable users to create "Ask me anything" threads
- /jrn/, a board for 'teens to post journals about their endeavors or activities.
- /games/, for forum games, such as the "Even though" game. Occasionally some poor soul gets the idea to expect people to bother with any game more complex than saying some bullshit about the post above them.
- /dump/, its /nate/ but better, there's no porn.
The Club - Trivial Stuff[edit | edit source]
- /art/, for soyjak creation and discussion
- /mtv/, music and television and video games
- /pol/, politics
- /fit/, a fitness board
- /incel/, for literal whos and lolcows and etc
- /raid/ - RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, raid whoever you don't like
- /ck/, Culinary Arts, Food & Drink, because food is important or however my calorie intake is considered "unhealthy" by my "doctor".
- /pro/, Projects, for any Soysphere-adjacent project, such as FNAC. Formerly /gd/ game development.
- /caca/, baba gaga wawaw weewa blog!
- /snca/, /dump/ for /q/ exclusively
- /sp/, Sports
- /tech/, technology and anything tech and software related.
- /news/, /pol/ but just news
- /his/, for talking about history and for archives and also history research.
- /x/ - Paranormal/Schizo, talk about conspiracy theories and other le heckin' scary unwholesomerino nazi chud theories like that or something.
- /yyyyyyy/ - Nonsense, xe is the goon sprunki hitler bbc LIMEADE IS USING HITLER'S LANGUAGE irgihdnhfdnhuhfdhfnhuf. O'qoloo zanbwei? Haluu? Haluu!
- /cafe/ - Foids Only, basically KF's Beauty Parlour but one board without any mentions of lolcows.
- /an/ - Animals and Nature, talk about animals.
- /ohio/ - Skibidi Sigma Rizz, you have GYATT to be RIZZING me in OHIO BLUD
- /talks/ - CobsonTALKS, CobsonTALKS came back to the NuSchlog.
Culture[edit | edit source]
- /int/ - International
- /rel/ - Religion
Adult Swim[edit | edit source]
- /srs/ - FOR SUPER SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY BABY SAMMY SEWIOUS!!!!
Former Boards[edit | edit source]
- that one board that was for incels to post on that i forgot the name of
- It was removed because jerry_blevins was no longer moderator of the site. All threads on that board have been moved to /you/.
The Rules[edit | edit source]
- You WILL NOT post, link to, or request illegal content.
- You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content. This includes being associated with pedophilic groups such as the foodists and the Order of Nine Angles.
- You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post zoosadist content.
- You WILL NOT flood the site with spam.
- You WILL NOT attempt to attack the site through DDoSing, hacking, trying to get our host to drop us, or anything similar.
- You are NOT permitted to post NSFW images or videos.
- You WILL NOT abuse the report feature with false reports.
- Making a post with the text "George Floyd griddy large black johnson 360 noscope compilation fentnvke 🅱️oop 🅱️and 🅱️iggers 🅱️ancing" in Courier New Font and an image of a Hostess™ Jumbo Honey Bun on a day of the month divisible by 7 at 11:11PM UTC-12:00 while using an avatar of OWAKCX with a 2 of spades tattoo wearing a fez is FORBIDDEN and will be met with extraordinary punishment.
Reactions[edit | edit source]
Reactions are small little icons which could be attached to any message on both the Schlog and the Nuschlog. They come as a default feature of Xenforo, the service which The nuSchlog uses to operate. Reactions have been on the site since its creation since it's the same as the old Schlog, besides management. MoonMetropolis decided the best part of the site was the reactions and triple fucking butt-raped the site with over 100 of them because he fucking could or something.
Reaction Score[edit | edit source]
The reaction score is like Reddit karma but hecking different okay? Every time you get a reaction, you lose or gain a reaction score depending on what the reaction was like. Gem gives you 2 reaction points, and Coal makes you lose 1 reaction point. Reaction points are very important because it lets you know how much your gender-affirming little friends in your screen lick your boot or want you to kill yourself.
See also[edit | edit source]
- Shroom (nigger thought xe vvould affirm xis gender if xe put the link here o algo)
- MoonMetropolis
- The old soyjak blog
Citations
| NuSchlog is part of a series on Splinters  Visit the Soysphere portal for more. ✝: Dead
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Direct splinters [+]
Official sites (soyjak.blog✝ ♦ bunker.soyjak.wiki✝ ♦ gyatt.party✝ ♦ irc.soyjak.st ♦ soybooru.com ♦ soychan.org✝) ♦ jakparty.soy✝ ♦ sharty.party✝ ♦ Shemmy ♦ Shiny✝ ♦ sidcity ♦ soyjak.pythonanywhere.com✝ ♦ NuSchlog✝ ♦ NAS (cado.party✝ ♦ The Frog Pond✝ ♦ Zarty) |
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Indirect splinters [+]
chuds.life ♦ Churro ♦ jak.soy✝ ♦ Panchan✝ ♦ Shemmy Bunker✝ ♦ Shevvy ♦ Gacky ♦ Soyjak Forum ♦ Swinny ♦ NAS (aguguland.online✝ ♦ blepe.website✝ ♦ twinkjak.party✝ ♦ swaggerswithattitude.com) | |
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Soyjak Websites [+]
soyja.cc✝ ♦ soyjak.cc✝ ♦ soyjak.com✝ ♦ soyjak.download✝ ♦ soyjak.io ♦ soyjak.lol✝ ♦ soyjak.studio✝ | |
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Diaspora on non-/soy/ sites [+]
4chan ♦ bantculture ♦ crystal.cafe ♦ Frenschan✝ ♦ Know Your Meme ♦ Kiwi Farms ♦ Reddit ♦ 𝕏 ♦ Instagram | |
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