Froot derangement syndrome

Froot derangement syndrome or FDS is a mental illness in which an individual gets severely butthurt at the mere mention of the fourth owner of soyjak.st, Froot.This is typically caused by being keyed. Sufferers of Froot derangement syndrome commonly spend more time on splinters with each passing day, typically to seethe about the orange man.
It is a subtype of Admin derangement syndrome (AIDs ADS).
Symptoms of Froot derangement syndrome[edit | edit source]
- The most obvious symptom and what the mental illness is named after, severe butthurt at the mere mention of Froot
- Using Discord and/or splinters such as the Jarty
- Wishing kuz or DOLL to come back
- Calling the Sharty the "shitty"
Sufferers of Froot derangement syndrome[edit | edit source]
| Froot derangement syndrome is part of a series on Mental health |
Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
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Related Figures and Entities [+]
Froot (detractor perspective) ♦ Root ♦ Quote ♦ Mustard ♦ Soysneed ♦ Doll ♦ 9a0c ♦ Angeleno ♦ Mist ♦ Smith ♦ Ronald ♦ Froot Domme League/Frootcord ♦ Soyumvirate |
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Major events and Impact on The Website [+]
50 Board Plan ♦ Board Clash ♦ Dekuzification ♦ Five Nights at Cobson's ♦ Froot Cabal ♦ Froot Derangement Syndrome ♦ Froot is dead ♦ Froot is Kuz theory ♦ Frootcord ♦ Frootism ♦ Frootniversary ♦ Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ Great Handover ♦ Great Purge ♦ Kolyma Restoration ♦ Media Pending Approval ♦ First Soyanniversary ♦ Soyfest 1 ♦ Soygem Pass ♦ Soyoween ♦ Soyvil War 4 | ||
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Enemies of Froot [+]
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