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Soyjak Wiki:Weekly leaderboard
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The Soyjak Wiki weekly leaderboard, or the "I don't have a life outside of der wiki" board, is a self explanatory leaderboard that tracks the number of unique pages edited represented by the "Score" column, the number of pages you have created in the "Pages" column, and last but finally the total number of changes you have done over all or something to that nature, yeah. It utilizes MediaWiki's ContributionScores extension.
How is the score calculated?[edit | edit source]
The extension uses the following formula:
page_count+SQRT(rev_count-page_count)*2
What does the text at the bottom lead to?[edit | edit source]
It leads to a special page that gives more information and expands the leaderboard up to the top 50 and into 3 separate categories, the original weekly leaderboard that (You) probably saw at the main page, the monthly leaderboard and finally, the the leaderboard of all time.
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The all-time leaderboard as of April 13, 2026
What would these people look like IRL now that their weight and info is being showed on this leaderboard?[edit | edit source]
Previously, the columns on the leaderboard used "Goonstreak" for the score column, "Days w/o shower" for the pages column, and "Weight" for the edits column. This was likely removed because it was confusing.
Don't worry nusoi I will try to use my advanced knowledge and expertise to theorize what these massive blobs of bio-hazard could possibly look like.
(I will be using the FrogGOD's interpretation of the leaderboards since this post predates what they've done and what they've done they have got it wrong)
Cobblestone[edit | edit source]
| Stank | Goonstreak | Days w/o shower | Weight | Username |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 6,830 | 7,087 | 23,404 | Cobblestone (talk | contribs) |
The heaviest land animal that inhabits the Earth is the African elephant (Loxodonta africana) whose weight clocks in at 8,400 kg. The weight of the heaviest land animal is NOT EVEN CLOSE to what Cobblestone weighs, which got me thinking... what even is he?! Until I came to the realization that he's literally a rock; it's in his name, "Cobblestone." He is an inanimate object, and more specifically a type of "cobblestone" which is just a bunch of rocks used to pave roads and other shit. The rock that I have found to be the heaviest is peridotite which has a density in the range of 3.1 to 3.4 g/cm³. Now we run some quick calculations, and the dimensions are 4.38 × 3.51 × 1.32 meters. Here's an image to scale that puts my car right next to him geg.
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