Friday Massacre

First Terradivisa Battlesession; THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST
	; The Ruins of downtown Soypolis after the Friday Massacre.
Date	1/10/2025
Location	Terradivisa.com minecraft server, Soypolis
Result	Decisive Anti-Soyteen coalition victory, entire nation ceded to Saudaria,
Belligerents
Soyteen army, Great Soy Gempire Red Army, USSR	Saudaria VOC Mongol Khanate
Commanders and leaders
CORE_DUMP_ Gregorious T	RoseyPie
Casualties and losses
499 'teens	2 'cordtrannies

Friday Massacre was a Sharty failraid.
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Reason for failure: see aftermath.

After CORE_DUMP_ created a nation on the towny minecraft server Terradivisa, Soyteens were declared war on by numerous tranny factions for being too chuddy. The first battle began Friday, January 10th, on first contact 'teens were btfo'd by trannies and had to retreat in few hours into the war. Most heart-wrenching being trannies destroying settlements, killing innocent women and children along the way. As for the 'teens, they never stood a chance. The few survivors of the massacre describe it as "a vantablack friday morning". May all lost aryan lives rest in peace.

Lead Up[edit | edit source]

Not long after 'teens joined the server they began to be messed with. One user, TheRealMeowzers, began stalking and killing multiple 'teens, while an invisible janny tormented another by opening chests and playing music discs. They had already angered two nations with their "aggressive" land claiming and angered others by being chuddy. The first real action against 'teens took place when a caca teleported to Soypolis, saw a BBC, and complained to a janny. 5 jannies in total arrived, clearly waiting for a reason to persecute "the soys" and edited signs, muting and banning some players, and demanding the removal of all BBCs. This was the start of a persecution campaign against 'teens that lasted through the massacre. After this, in an apparently coordinated effort, the most powerful nations on the server declared war on the Great Soygempire, and war preparations began.

Due to this CORE_DUMP_ allied with the USSR, Russian Empire, Latvian Kingdom, and the Ottomans. In which the Ottomans quickly switched sides to remain neutral.

The Massacre[edit | edit source]

The first battlesession began, and the enemies of the Soygempire initiated a fakeout, teleporting from the east of the borders to the south. They quickly broke through the wall and the two sides met halfway to Soypolis. The deaths were immediate, 10 teens slain on first contact with not a single enemy taken down. 'Teens teleported back to Soypolis in an attempt to defend but it was futile, all were killed until Soypolis was occupied. By 20 minutes into the battle, many 'teens had given up or left the server, dejected by their failure. The enemies began griefing Soypolis while moderators watched (Even though this is against the rules), destroying the storehouse and pouring lava over downtown.

Aftermath[edit | edit source]

Friday Massacre was created by or has connections to Der 'Cord

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By the end of the battle, the few 'teens that were left on the server had abandoned Soypolis. Some moved to Greenland, others to South Africa, and still more went to the virgin lands of North America to found new towns. Not long after this, CobsonTALKS joined the server while streaming. This triggered a mass return of 'teens to the server, all of which eventually settled to Jakborea in Greenland. They immediately began rebuilding with what they had and built a fairly large down. This apparent lack of discouragement greatly angered the jannies, who used a Star of David as an excuse to ban the leadership of the Soygempire and many other 'teens, including CobsonTALKS. Finally, it was truly over.

After the banwave, several 'teens reported the server to the ADL, citing the bans as an act of targeted antisemitism. It is yet to be seen if these reports will bear fruit. Gold would later claim to be CORE_DUMP_ during his campaign.

Geopolitica[edit | edit source]

Geopolitica was a Sharty failraid.
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Reason for failure: see below.

After the loss, CobsonTALKS and CORE_DUMP_ would settle down in a similar server called Geopolitica, before being swiftly shoah'd by the jannies for being too chuddy.

DiplomaticaMC[edit | edit source]

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The day after, CORE_DUMP would settle on a minecraft server called "DiplomaticaMC". Where he would establish the nation "Soyth_Africa". Majority of the original Soypolians would move there to settle down.

The server as a whole is incredibly rulecucked, war and conquest is non-existant and lavacasting is pointless since lava doesn't flow, but it was under these restrictive conditions that soyth african aryans pioneered a whole new way of raiding earth servers, jeetcasting. This new method of mildly annoying earth trannies consists on moving to some other town's borders and building the ugliest, brappiest and poorest pajeet slum right besides, commonly using dirt, sand, gravel and water for a flooding effect. Though this technique did produce some gemmy seetheralds, several 'teens got 'nished for a week as a result because apparently it's against the rules and not a single 'teen bothered to read them.

Even with the setback of losing around half of it's active population on the great de-jeeting Soyth Africa would prosper and go on to become a nation, with several gemmy town monuments marking it's presence such as the jew tunnels, several fast food chains, a handful of hyperborean looking constructions and a faithful recreation of the New York Trump tower.

CobsonTALKS' streams would keep the town active for a few weeks, before falling into inactivity after. As a result Core, would create Soyworld in early February.

Jakborea's spawn
Jakborea's north island with the offending Star of David

Motivation[edit | edit source]

Gregorious T's final message

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