Gempire of Soot
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The Gempire of Soot was a Minecraft faction / nation on the server "Earthpol". It had a population of 60+ and was owned by Gold along side Cobsontalks.
The Gempire was first conceptualized on June 6th on a raid thread, and officially established on June 9th. It is currently the fastest growing and largest nation in population.
They were known in the server for causing immense seethe among the native population of Earthpol by chudding up chat.
History[edit | edit source]
Pre-Gempire[edit | edit source]
Main article: Soyrusalem
Throughout June 6-9th 2025, the people of Soyrusalem would go through a lot development. Going from half a dozen members to 65 in just three days. Despite their numbers, the military efficiency of the City was extremely poor compared to other factions due to lack of equipment. In this time of military deficiency they developed a guerilla warfare tactic calling "Axing" where they ambush an enemy with nothing but stone axes and a shield, mostly in a group no smaller than 4. Other nations; Jerusalem, Cyprus and the German Confederation would develop resentment towards the ShartyBVLLS that inhabitated their server. Causing Gold to set up alliances with factions; Rhodesia, Albania and Agartha.
Gold's rule[edit | edit source]
On June 9th, Gold (CORE_DUMP_) announced the establishment of the Gempire of Soot. Later that day, 3 'teens would perform a bombing run on Cyprus' unclaimed areas to render them difficult to build infrastructure on. Gold would get warned and Cyprus would officially put the Gempire in their list of enemies.
Levantine-Cypriot War[edit | edit source]
After the establishment of the Kingdom of Soot, a conflict immediately broke out between Cypriots led by user Apigale and Soyrusalem, led by Gold (under the username _CORE_DUMP. Owing to the lack of experience and gear of the Levantine army, heavy losses were taken by the Soyteens, of whom were reportedly attacking with stone weaponry against the Cypriots equipped with diamond gear and armor.[1][2] Consensus was formed shortly thereafter that the war was a loss on the Gempire of Soot's side, with Gold notably expressing immense rage in the Levantine nation chat [3][4] and kicking several members for continuing to raid the Gaza settlement after the war's end. [5] Gold was lauded after a stalemate had been formed for his percieved mishandling of the conflict.
Final days of the Gempire[edit | edit source]
after one month of the gempire of soot being established we eventually lost too many soyteens thanks to jannies being obnoxious niggers who helped our enemy on the first siege,
most 'teens stopped playing afterwards because of poor management of the nation (Gold being a retarded nigger by giving perms to any nigger who asked and eventually one of them
stole all our reserves of gold) and the aftermath of the first siege agaisnt gazacucks being helped by staff members which demoralized a lot of 'teens.
the final days were not sour and we rejoiced on the experience and fun we had baiting the general chat and ambushing unironic faggots and corders and the funny times where we
carpet bombed gaza and leveled an entire mountain just to spite...and it was a very gemmy experience.
Territory[edit | edit source]
- Soyrusalem (Capital) - Levant
- Soykanda - Levant