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W.T. Snacks
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W.T. Snacks was a pedophilic 4chan mod who joined the mootcord in August 2004 and then eventually got demoted in October 2005 for being a lazy coder. He banned everyone he didn't like while leaving 'P on the 'log and often got into fights with moot. He also spammed 'P on the 'log index himself after he got banned.
Why did he get banned?[edit | edit source]
TL;DR: Snacks asked his mum if he could live with 4chan jannies and his mum said no. geg.
"I won't get into details, but one of the decisions was that the [4chan] Team (not the most important), which was an e-team of people randomly distributed all around the USA, was to move in together in a flat in NYC a la Friends so it would be easier to get the coding and the managing a lot easier. Plus it made sense as a lot of Teamsters were to start college the year after and NYC was definitely an option. So after the convention they all went to their parents (lol kids) and "came out" to their mom. The bottom line is Snacks' mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air. And that's all there is to it."
History[edit | edit source]
Snacks began working on 4chan in 2004 being one of the most influential figures on the site despite being a retarded pedophile. He introduced the ability to reply to a thread with an image, quote another post and the ability to hide threads (nusois fail to use this ability to ignore bait)
Janny phase[edit | edit source]
As mentioned before, Snacks was also a Janny. He would keep illegal content up (including 'p) and ban any users posting low quality friendly shitposts, giving 4cuck its characteristic of being scary and edgy. Snacks had banned over 1397 users, revealed at a 2005 Otakon panel. (He did it for free btw) Moot eventually fired Snacks for being a lazy coder. He told Snacks that he could still be a janny but Snacks declined, stating that he quit.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
Many oldfag 4cuck users complained about the site decreasing in quality due to strict moderation, bugs and low quality posts after Snacks left. Moot said that snacks would come back to 4chan at the 2006 Otakon event but it ended up being a prank.
Current Whereabouts[edit | edit source]
Snacks grew out of xhis past and rarely talks about anything related to his activities on 4chan.He has a 'cord that can be accessed through his Twitch account. Unlike Moot, he's still on the Internet and hosts an online radio show called Midnight Snacks every Tuesday since March 30th, 2005.


Snacks-tan[edit | edit source]

Users created a character to represent Snacks called Snacks-tan, a blonde-haired foid with pigtails. Similar to Moot-tan, it represents a real life man as a girl. It's usually seen with Moot-tan and Yotsuba in 4cuck fanarts/animations.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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SnacksJak
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Snacks Can't resist the 'p

