moot
| OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!! FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE |
| All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim! "I hope she made lots of spaghetti!"
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Moot | |
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| 1st Administrator of 4chan | |
| In office October 1, 2003 - January 21, 2015 | |
| Succeeded by | Hiro |
| Personal details | |
| Born | 1987 New York City, United States |
| Nationality | American |
| Tripcode | mοοt ## Αdmіn |
Luggage Lad Moot (powerword: (((Christopher Poole (born c. 1988, age 35-36)))), Initials: CP is an "internet entreprenuer" who founded 4cuck in 2003 and administrated it until January 2015. After deciding to leave the site due to being unable to control the chuddies in Gamergate or whatever, he created one final board to host his final Q&A on, /qa/, which would go on to be the main home of soyjaks ~5 years later. The "oot" at the end of his name would go on to inspire the names of future soyjak.party leaders, such as Soot, Froot, and Root. During his 11 year, 3 month, and 21 day-long reign of 4chan, Moot did faggy millennial 4cuck stuff that is irrelevant to the modern soyteen. Other than that, his most notable achievements are some shitty retarded Imgur clone and hauling his girlfriend's luggage as she goes to fuck Tyrone.
Apparently, he died of HIV on December 2, 2025.[He just did, okay?]
On November 3, 2011, a man with the name Chris Poole met with Jeffery Epstein. The meeting took place in New York City, where moot lived at the time. Moot's name is signed as Chris on some legal documents, as can be seen during his 2010 court appearance in connection with the 2008 leaking of Sarah Palin's emails.
Creation of 4chan[edit | edit source]
Moot would be responsible for changing ruining the internet forever by creating 4cuck due to him wanting to combine the cultures of 2chan and SomethingAwful. He can be atributted to indirectly creating soyjaks due to them being originally posted on /pol/, a board he created (even doe ‘jaks were actually created on /int/). Moot would decide to leave the site at 2015 after he got tired of the retardation from Gamergate and losing his userbase to 8chan. Despite being mistreated by the population during his time after he left, oldfags started to miss him and wanting xim back after a worse admin came along (just like the sharty). It's possible that Moot's reputation as an admin has been salvaged by newfags hearing rose tinted stories from nostalgic users back when 4cuck was a heckin mysterious trolling group and not some shitty porn dump. After leaving 4chan, he would work at Jewgle for a few years and sell out all data from the 4chan servers to be monitored by the feds,[it just is, ok?] which explains the decline of quality in the site.
Moot was a faggot, is a faggot, and will continue to be a faggot.
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Go Luggage Lad, Go!
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Oldfag 'toss
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Xir weight loss journey.
Mootcat[edit | edit source]
mootcat Queen of 4cuck | |
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| Occupation | Mascot |
| Title | Queen of 4chan |
| Political party | 4chan |
| Partner | Snacks-tan |
| IAS? | No |
Mootcat also known as moot-chan, moot-tan and mootkins is the catgirl mascot version of moot. While soyteens will depict their admins as jaks, it only makes sense for chan users to depict theirs as a tranime girl. In fact mootcat is part of the internet need to turn literally anything into a tranime waifu, a concept we are all too familiar with, even if said thing being turned into an anime girl is an irl adult male. It wouldn't take too long for moot to start self-inserting as her, but eventually she would kind of become a character of itself, a mascot of the site and a symbol of oldfag culture and having her own distinction from the man it was based on. She is often shown in fanarts as being friends with Yotsuba and Snacks-tan (an anime girl version of W.T Snacks). Moot cat also has a smaller chibi-esque version which resembles Hello Kitty. Moot chan's popularity would eventually deteriorate after Moot left the site, though some oldfag larpers and zoomers who found the coin slottie 4chancore aesthetic or saw that one animation of her would still create content for this character long after 4cuck users stopped caring.
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With Soot
Dox[edit | edit source]
- Name: Christopher Poole
- Alias: moot
- Address: 260 W 530 N La Verkin UT 84745
- Phone #: (317) 409-2230
- Emails: moot@404chan.tk, lulz.poole@gmail.com, anonymoose2.5@gmail.com
- IP: 178.254.3.83
- Passwords: past12, lulzchan4, shaleivorywomanqx3itoguam]
(Already been expired which moot probably moved and changed all of his info's)

