Soyicide
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Soyicide - also known as leaving the Sharty or retiring - is a phenomenon that occurs when you choose to go. Common reasons for leaving soyjak.party include:
- 'Jakking Fatigue Syndrome (JFS)
- School
- Work
- Getting repelled
- Getting banned
- Being exiled from the soymmunity
- Dying 💀🪦🏗️
- Wanting attention
- Having better things to do
- Being told to touch grass
- Being a Selfish Little Fuck
- Acking
Most users assume that you can "permanently leave", but once you join... you are always a soyteen!
The other soyicide[edit | edit source]
Have you ever heard of pesticide? Imagine that but for 'teens! Yes, indeed, our own Kryptonite has been found.
This Soyicide is a dangerous chemical known to wipe entire soycieties out with a single mist. Be cautious and always sip on your 'lent when in need.
Citations
Soyicide is part of a series on Mental health ![]() |
Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |