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Soyicide
Soyicide - also known as leaving the Sharty or retiring - is a phenomenon that occurs when you choose to go. Common reasons for leaving soyjak.party include:
- 'Jakking Fatigue Syndrome (JFS)
- School
- Work
- Getting repelled
- Getting banned
- Being exiled from the soymmunity
- Dying 💀🪦🏗️
- Wanting attention
- Having better things to do
- Being told to touch grass
- Being a Selfish Little Fuck
- Acking
- Leaving in September
Most users assume that you can "permanently leave", but once you join... you are always a soyteen! 
The other soyicide[edit | edit source]
>OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS LIKE MY HECCIN CAPESHITERINOS!!!1!1!11Have you ever heard of pesticide? Imagine that but for 'teens! Yes, indeed, our own Kryptonite has been found.
This Soyicide is a dangerous chemical known to wipe entire soycieties out with a single mist. Be cautious and always sip on your 'lent when in need.
Snopes
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Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Sociopathy ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Zoophilia |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
