Soyicide

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Are you sure that it's just getting started?

Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that

THIS PAGE MAKES MY CUTS BLEED
Gothic culture permeates this area... NO POSERS.
>its soyicidal

Soyicide - also known as leaving the Sharty or retiring - is a phenomenon that occurs when you choose to go. Common reasons for leaving soyjak.party include:

Most users assume that you can "permanently leave", but once you join... you are always a soyteen!

The other soyicide[edit | edit source]

>OH MY GOD THIS IS LIKE MY HECCIN CAPESHITERINOS!!!1!1!11

Have you ever heard of pesticide? Imagine that but for 'teens! Yes, indeed, our own Kryptonite has been found.

This Soyicide is a dangerous chemical known to wipe entire soycieties out with a single mist. Be cautious and always sip on your 'lent when in need.

Citations

Soyicide
is part of a series on
Mental health
>NOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA TAKE MY MEDS!
Illnesses and Conditions [-+]
Treatments [-+]

BBC therapyMedsDoctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape TherapyMeditationMental AsylumSleepSoyicide