Soyicide

Retired

This nigga committed soyicide

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Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER

THIS PAGE MAKES MY CUTS BLEED Gothic culture permeates this area... NO POSERS.

>its soyicidal

Soyicide - also known as leaving the Sharty or retiring - is a phenomenon that occurs when you choose to go. Common reasons for leaving soyjak.party include:

• 'Jakking Fatigue Syndrome (JFS)
• School
• Work
• Getting repelled
• Getting banned
• Being exiled from the soymmunity
• Dying 💀🪦🏗️
• Wanting attention
• Having better things to do
• Being told to touch grass
• Being a Selfish Little Fuck
• Acking
• Leaving in September

Most users assume that you can "permanently leave", but once you join... you are always a soyteen!

The other soyicide

>OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS LIKE MY HECCIN CAPESHITERINOS!!!1!1!11

Have you ever heard of pesticide? Imagine that but for 'teens! Yes, indeed, our own Kryptonite has been found.

This Soyicide is a dangerous chemical known to wipe entire soycieties out with a single mist. Be cautious and always sip on your 'lent when in need.

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Soyicide is part of a series on Mental health

Illnesses and Conditions [-+] Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Zoophilia

Treatments [-+] BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide