Thing-I-like derangement syndrome

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This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
This page is a gem.
A sufferer of the disease (skin tone brightened by 99999%)

Thing-I-like derangement syndrome, or TILDS for short, is a mental illness related to profound mental retardation where people hate the thing I like.[1][2] Sufferers of this dangerous illness exhibit serious symptoms such as being retarded and needing to be banned immediately. TILDS patients are very prone to vandalizing this very page so it is crucial that you revert all of their edits and remind them that the thing I like is a gem and Sharty culture.

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Sufferers

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People with this illness are barely human so they can be safely disposed of on-sight, but if you're feeling philanthropic, you can try curing them by getting them to admit that thing I like is actually aryan and that they were wrong the whole time.

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Thing-I-like negativity grifting

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Thing-I-like negativity grifting is when someone says anything slightly critical of something I like.

Glazing

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Glazing is when someone says anything slightly positive or neutral about something I hate.

Snopes