Soyphilia

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>DOCTOOOOOOOOS THIS NIGGA WANTS TO RAPE ME

SOYPHILIA IS HORRENDOUS BHUTANESE BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE BOILER ROOM OF THE ESTROGEN CHASMS!!!!!!!!!!!

Some members of the soyjak community reported that they developed sexual attraction towards soyjaks calling them "cute", and "kind of hot actually". Proving that some of y'all niggers need to take your meds.^[1]

Soysexuality[edit | edit source]

Being a soysexual means to only have sexual attraction towards Soyboys, meaning men that lack masculine traits, but are not feminine either (AKA incels). A study shows that roughly 25% of the Sharty^[Marge...] is soysexual, and only visits the website to goon to Soyjaks. Some people are born soysexual, as they are part soy (see transsoy section), meaning that their cum is comprised of soy milk.

An average soysexual fantasizing

Transsoy[edit | edit source]

Transsoys are people who identify as a soyjak and sometimes turn themselves into one via a gruesome process called soy reassignment surgery. It goes as follows:

Begin with peeling off all your skin (must be done on your own)
Then via injection, replace half of your blood with soy milk.
Finally, you must get your fellow Rapeson to take one of his murdered soyjak faces and staple it onto your own.

You are now a Neo-Jak! Now go goon your soyclitty and fuck off.