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Sproking out
Acute Sprochitis, also known as Sproke poisoning and sproking out, is a severe medical condition caused by consumption of very high amounts of Sproke over a short period of time.
Every year, 50,000 deaths in the United States are attributed to sproking out.
Management[edit | edit source]
There is no known cure to Sproke poisoning. The condition is incredibly lethal, fast-acting, and irreversible. If a patient begins sproking out, he is guaranteed to die within three to five days; as a result, the only possible treatment is a expedited round of calm therapy to help the patient cope with his impending death. The human LD-50 for Sproke is roughly 2.1 kg per kg of body weight.[it just is, ok?]
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Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
