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[[File:Islam5.png|thumb|[[Fact|All muslims look like this btw]]]]
[[File:Islam5.png|thumb|[[Fact|All muslims look like this btw]]]]
'''Islam''', also known as '''Pisslam''', '''Terrorislam''', or '''Pigslam''', is the ultimate weaponization of the [[Retard|sub-80 IQ]] shitskin hordes of [[Arabs|Arabia]] from third-world countries, and has resulted in [[9/11|tragedy]] after [[wikipedia:Boston_Marathon_bombing|tragedy]] after [[wikipedia:Charlie_Hebdo_shooting|tragedy]]. It has been described as a cancer, a disease, a mistake, a death cult, and a [[Baraag|pedophile's dream]]; all of which are fairly accurate, each in their own regard. Despite the wide majority of Muslims being of Arabic descent, it has proven itself to be a memetic hazard to the mentally [[retarded]] individuals inside every ethnic group, as many whites<ref>https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/23/us/tampa-muslim-neo-nazi-killings</ref>, blacks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_Islam</ref>, and others, have fallen victim to its [[Psyop|propaganda]] (if it's even smart enough to be considered that). According to Islam, you get 72 16 year old girls to rape if you strap a bomb around your waist and walk into a building owned/operated by the Nonbelievers, with bonus points for [[Jews|Synagogues]], [[Christianity|Churches]], federal buildings, [[9/11|towers]], and rival [[wikipedia:Al_Noor_Mosque,_Christchurch|Mosques]].
'''Islam''', also known as '''Pisslam''', '''Terrorislam''', or '''Pigslam''', is the ultimate weaponization of the [[Retard|sub-80 IQ]] shitskin hordes of [[Arabs|Arabia]] from third-world countries, and has resulted in [[9/11|tragedy]] after [[wikipedia:Boston_Marathon_bombing|tragedy]] after [[wikipedia:Charlie_Hebdo_shooting|tragedy]]. It has been described as a cancer, a disease, a mistake, a death cult, and a [[Baraag|pedophile's dream]]; all of which are fairly accurate, each in their own regard. Despite the wide majority of Muslims being of Arabic descent, it has proven itself to be a memetic hazard to the mentally [[retarded]] individuals inside every ethnic group, as many whites<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-20/https://www.cnn.com:443/2017/05/23/us/tampa-muslim-neo-nazi-killings</ref>, blacks<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_Islam</ref>, and others, have fallen victim to its [[Psyop|propaganda]] (if it's e[[Schizophrenia|v]]<nowiki/>en smart enough to be considered that). According to Islam, you get 72 16 year old girls to rape if you strap a bomb around your waist and walk into a building owned/operated by the Nonbelievers, with bonus points for [[Jews|Synagogues]], [[Christianity|Churches]], federal buildings, [[9/11|towers]], and rival [[wikipedia:Al_Noor_Mosque,_Christchurch|Mosques]].
Islam is also known to have an extreme, almost absurd level of infighting over the smallest piece of [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]] ever detected by man. Islam is the subject of many Soyjaks mocking the Arabic origins of Islam, as well as their tendencies towards [[Zoophilia|sexual relations with goats]]. A few of the more severely retarded verses within the Quran have been made into 'toss as well.
Islam is also known to have an extreme, almost absurd level of infighting over the smallest piece of [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]] ever detected by man. Islam is the subject of many Soyjaks mocking the Arabic origins of Islam, as well as their tendencies towards [[Zoophilia|sexual relations with goats]]. A few of the more severely retarded verses within the Quran have been made into 'toss as well.
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* [[Pedophilia|Having sex with little boys]], to relieve sexual frustrations ([[Antimatter|Bacha Bazi]]). This practice was recently {{Keyedtext|banned in Afghanistan}} by the Taliban because {{Keyedtext|they don’t like faggots.}}
* [[Pedophilia|Having sex with little boys]], to relieve sexual frustrations ([[Antimatter|Bacha Bazi]]). This practice was recently {{Keyedtext|banned in Afghanistan}} by the Taliban because {{Keyedtext|they don’t like faggots.}}
* Shooting or bombing anyone who does something HARAM.
* Shooting or bombing anyone who does something HARAM.
* Committing terrorist attacks, such as the '''1983 Beirut barracks bombings (307 dead, 150 injured), 1983 U.S. Embassy bombing Beirut (63 dead, 120 injured), 1985 Rome and Vienna airport attacks (19 dead, 140 injured), 1993 World Trade Center bombing (6 dead, 1042 injured), 1998 U.S. Embassy bombings (224 dead, 4000 injured), 2000 USS Cole bombing (17 dead, 39 injured), 2001 September 11 attacks (2996 dead, 6000 injured), 2002 Bali bombings (202 dead, 209 injured), 2004 Madrid train bombings (193 dead, 2000 injured), 2004 Beslan school siege (334 dead, 700 injured), 2005 London 7/7 bombings (52 dead, 784 injured), 2007 Qahtaniyah bombings (796 dead, 1562 injured) 2008 Mumbai attacks (166 dead, 600 injured), 2015 Charlie Hebdo shooting (12 dead, 11 injured), 2015 Paris November attacks (130 dead, 413 injured), 2016 Orlando Pulse nightclub shooting (49 dead, 53 injured), 2016 Brussels airport and metro bombings (32 dead, 340 injured), 2016 Nice truck attack (86 dead, 434 injured), 2017 Sinai Mosque attack (311 dead, 128+ injured), 2017 Manchester Arena bombing (22 dead, 139 injured), 2017 Mogadishu bombings (587 dead, 303 injured), 2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings (269 dead, 500 injured), 2024 Crocus City Hall attack (145 dead, 551 injured),''' just to name a few.
* Committing terrorist attacks, such as the '''1983 Beirut barracks bombings (307 dead, 150 injured), 1983 U.S. Embassy bombing Beirut (63 dead, 120 injured), 1985 Rome and Vienna airport attacks (19 dead, 140 injured), 1993 World Trade Center bombing (6 dead, 1042 injured), 1998 U.S. Embassy bombings (224 dead, 4000 injured), 2000 USS Cole bombing (17 dead, 39 injured), 2001 September 11 attacks (2996 dead, 6000 injured), 2002 Bali bombings (202 dead, 209 injured), 2004 Madrid train bombings (193 dead, 2000 injured), 2004 Beslan school siege (334 dead, 700 injured), 2005 London 7/7 bombings (52 dead, 784 injured), 2007 Qahtaniyah bombings (796 dead, 1562 injured) 2008 Mumbai attacks (166 dead, 600 injured), 2015 Charlie Hebdo shooting (12 dead, 11 injured), 2015 Paris November attacks (130 dead, 413 injured),''' {{Keyedtext|2016 Orlando Pulse nightclub shooting (49 dead, 53 injured)}}''', 2016 Brussels airport and metro bombings (32 dead, 340 injured), 2016 Nice truck attack (86 dead, 434 injured), 2017 Sinai Mosque attack (311 dead, 128+ injured), 2017 Manchester Arena bombing (22 dead, 139 injured), 2017 Mogadishu bombings (587 dead, 303 injured), 2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings (269 dead, 500 injured), 2024 Crocus City Hall attack (151 dead, 609 injured),''' just to name a few.
*Be a [[foodism|foodist]] ([[Doctos|to torture and kill animals]] so that they could then work it out on the "enemies")
*Being a [[Failtrolls|failtroll]] ([[Doctos|to torture and kill animals]] so that they could then work it out on the "enemies")
== What is HARAM: ==
== What is HARAM: ==
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* Listening to any music ever
* Listening to any music ever (Only if you're Salafi, any other sect can within reason).
* Smoking or drinking
* Smoking (Smoking isn't haram, though it's discouraged) or drinking.
* {{Keyedtext|Abusing your nigger slaves}}<ref>https://sunnah.com/bukhari:2545</ref>
* {{Keyedtext|Abusing your nigger slaves.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-23/https://sunnah.com:443/bukhari:2545</ref>
* Gambling, betting, and playing with dice
* Gambling, betting, and playing with dice.
* Minecraft<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/minecraft/is-minecraft-banned-iran-all-need-know</ref>, Fortnite<ref>https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/politics/article/3140205/fortnite-faces-ban-indonesia-after-minister-brands-it</ref><ref>https://www.linkedin.com/posts/halal-rule_is-fortnite-halal-in-islam-no-fortnite-activity-7161952997982355456-Y2yl</ref>, Grand Theft Auto [[Sneed's Feed & Seed|(formerly)]]<ref>https://www.newarab.com/news/you-can-finally-play-gta-v-saudi-and-uae-theres-catch</ref>, and most other western games
* Minecraft<ref>{{Deadlink|https://www.sportskeeda.com/minecraft/is-minecraft-banned-iran-all-need-know}}</ref>, Fortnite<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-21/https://www.scmp.com:443/week-asia/politics/article/3140205/fortnite-faces-ban-indonesia-after-minister-brands-it</ref><ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-31/https://www.linkedin.com:443/posts/halal-rule_is-fortnite-halal-in-islam-no-fortnite-activity-7161952997982355456-Y2yl</ref>, Grand Theft Auto [[Sneed's Feed & Seed|(formerly)]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-31/https://www.newarab.com:443/news/you-can-finally-play-gta-v-saudi-and-uae-theres-catch</ref>, and most other western games.
* Displaying pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house<ref>https://islamqa.info/en/answers/20325/is-keeping-pictures-prohibited-in-islam</ref>
* Displaying pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-31/https://islamqa.info:443/en/answers/20325/is-keeping-pictures-prohibited-in-islam</ref> (Depends who you ask, though most modern people agree it's permitted.)
* Display a picture of Muhammad in any way (this REALLY pisses them off.) [[Chud|South Park]] once tried to do this, but was [[Censorship|censored]] by {{echo|the media}}. This has also happened several times on [[Wikipedia]], where they have tried to [[JSID|censor]] pictures of Muhammad [[Though|Even Though]] his [https://fa.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D9%85%D8%AD%D9%85%D8%AF Persian Wikipedia page] depicts him as a human.
* Display a picture of Muhammad in any way (this REALLY pisses them off.) [[Chud|South Park]] once tried to do this, but was [[Censorship|censored]] by {{echo|the media}}. This has also happened several times on [[Wikipedia]], where they have tried to [[JSID|censor]] pictures of Muhammad [[Though|Even Though]] his [https://fa.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D9%85%D8%AD%D9%85%D8%AF Persian Wikipedia page] depicts him as a human. (This is because Shia Islam, the sect most Persians follow, is fine with depictions of Muhammad so long as they're respectful.)
* Draw anything with faces (yes, that includes Soyjaks)<ref>https://islamqa.info/en/answers/72915/is-drawing-faces-prohibited</ref>
* Draw anything with faces (yes, that includes Soyjaks)<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-42/https://islamqa.info:443/en/answers/72915/is-drawing-faces-prohibited</ref> (Not Haram in Shi'ism)
* Have a wholesome heckin pet [[Dog|pupperino]] (Unless xe is employed{{Margerald}} < dogs are permitted in Islam if it’s absolutely necessary for an individual or family to own one for a practical purpose like herding animals or guarding the home)
* Have a wholesome heckin pet [[Dog|pupperino]] (Unless xe is employed{{Margerald}} < dogs are permitted in Islam if it’s absolutely necessary for an individual or family to own one for a practical purpose like herding animals or guarding the home)
* Being a gaybo [[faggot]]
* {{Keyedtext|Being a faggot.}}
* {{Keyedtext|Being a (((Jew)))}}
* {{Keyedtext|Being a (((Jew)))}}
* Being a [[Christianity|Christian]]
* Being a [[Christianity|Christian]]. (Being a Christian is fine so long as you pay Jizya)
* Being a Jew or a Christian and not paying your Jizya tax.
* Being a Jew or a Christian and not paying your Jizya tax.
* Being literally any other religion
* Being literally any other religion.
* Not being a completely blind follower of the retarded [[nonsense]] of the Quran
* Not being a completely blind follower of the retarded [[nonsense]] of the Quran.
* {{Keyedtext|Being a [[Trannies|wholesome transgirl]]}}<ref>https://sunnah.com/mishkat:4429</ref>(except for [[SNCA:Iran|shiatrannies]])
* {{Keyedtext|Being a tranny.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-41/https://sunnah.com:443/mishkat:4429</ref>(except for [[SNCA:Iran|shiatrannies]]) (<- Only if it prevents Homosexuality, and depends on which Ayatollah you ask/follow)
* Killing yourself for some reason?! (except if it's to blow up kaffirs and infidels o algo)
* Killing yourself for some reason?! (except if it's to blow up kaffirs and infidels o algo)
* Reporting gang rapists because it makes you a race traitor and enemy of the jihad
* Being a valuable member of society instead of being an illegal alien sandnigger who leeches off the welfare system and habitually gang rapes teenage girls, which is obviously the ideal for young men in muslim societies
* Not stabbing every person you see in public
* Not stabbing every person you see in public
* Not supporting Warrior-‘P
* Not supporting Warrior-‘P
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'''Mohammed''', also known as '''Muhammad''', '''Mohammad''', and [[Holocaust|six million]] alternate variations, is the prophet and founder of the religion of Islam. Think of him as the Islamic equivalent to [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]], if Jesus was a gay, suicidal, promiscuous necrophile and pedophile who (thank God) never came back after his death. He lived his entire life going against (quite possibly) the religious rules of every single culture and society on earth, including his own, and was a deranged [[Schizophrenia|schizoid]] maniac who saw demons ([[Allah]]) constantly and convinced a ton of retards to follow him and do his bidding. Mohammed also often contradicted himself, with his actions not matching with his words and vice-versa, [[though]] this is of course because the smelly Kaffir don't translate it the way that Mohammed wanted it translated, [[or something]]. His name has, because all shitskins live in a hive mind, has become the #1 most common name among Arabs and Muslims worldwide.
'''Mohammed''', also known as '''Porkhamad''', '''Mohammad''', and [[Holocaust|six million]] alternate variations, is the prophet and founder of the religion of Islam. Think of him as the Islamic equivalent to [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]], if Jesus was a gay, suicidal, promiscuous necrophile and pedophile who (thank [[God]]) never came back after his death. He lived his entire life going against (quite possibly) the religious rules of every single culture and society on earth, including his own, and was a deranged [[Schizophrenia|schizoid]] maniac who saw demons ([[Allah]]) constantly and convinced a ton of retards to follow him and do his bidding. Mohammed also often contradicted himself, with his actions not matching with his words and vice-versa, [[though]] this is of course because the smelly Kaffir don't translate it the way that Mohammed wanted it translated, [[or something]]. His name has, because all shitskins live in a hive mind, has become the #1 most common name among Arabs and Muslims worldwide.
Something notable about Mohammed is that he said that Allah himself would kill him by severing his aorta if he was a false prophet. Guess how he died?<ref>https://bible-quran.com/muhammads-death-2/</ref>
Something notable about Mohammed is that Allah himself said he would kill him by severing his aorta if he was a false prophet. Guess how he died?<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-41/https://bible-quran.com:443/muhammads-death-2/</ref>
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== White Mohammed theory ==
Musnad Ahmad 3788
{{Nuke|title=The white Muhammad theory}}
Ibn Mas'ūd narrated:
The Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) performed 'Ishā, then he turned and asked for me. He took my hand and we set out until I came to the wide valley of Makkah. He drew a line for me and said to me: 'Stay within this line, and do not cross it, for indeed there shall come some men to you, but do not speak to them for they shall not speak to you, and if you cross (the line), you will perish. 'So I stayed within it. So the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) went on a little, as far as one could throw a stone or a little further.
While I was sitting within the line, some men/shapes of figures [ie jinn] came to me that appeared as if they were black people (ie dark people, like from North Africa or India), both their hair and bodies. They were not wearing any clothes but I could not see their private parts, and they were tall and they had little flesh (ie slim).
Then they returned towards Allāh's Messenger (ﷺ) and began towering on top of the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ). The Prophet of Allāh (ﷺ) began to recite the Qur'ān to them. And they started coming to me and surrounding me, and getting in my way. I was extremely scared of them, so I sat down – or words to that effect.
When dawn entered, they started to leave. Then the Messenger of Allāh came and entered into the line with me, looking heavy and in pain, or almost like he was in pain from their towering over him. He (ﷺ) said: 'I find myself tired' – or words to that effect. So the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) placed his head on my lap to sleep. And the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) would snore when he slept.
While I was sitting there, after a while, these men came, wearing long white garments, and Allāh knows best how handsome they were. The Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) had gone to sleep. They came towards me – I was more afraid than I was the first time – a group of them sat at the head of the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) and a group at his feet. So some of them said to each other: This servant has been given good, his eyes are asleep, but his heart is awake.
Some of them said to one another: Come, let us give him a stop. Some of them said to one another: You coin for him a parable, and we will interpret it, or we will coin for him a parable and you will interpret it.
So some of them said to each other: His parable is that of a leader who built a fortified fort, then he placed a table-spread in it and he invited people to eat and drink. So whoever answers his invitation, he eats from his food and drinks from his drink. And whoever does not come and eat his food, or whoever does not answer his invitation, he will punish him with a severe punishment.
The others said: As for the leader, he is the Lord of the worlds, and as for the fort, it is Islām, and the food is Paradise, and he (the prophet) is the one who invites, so whoever follows him will be in Paradise. And whoever does not follow him will be punished.
Then the Messenger of Allāh (ﷺ) woke up and said: 'What did you see, O Ibn Umm 'Abd?' 'Abdullāh said: I saw such-and-such. The Prophet (ﷺ) said: 'Nothing of what they said was hidden from me.' The Prophet of Allāh (ﷺ) said: 'They are a group of the angels.' Or he said: 'They are the angels.'
(Musnad Imām Ahmad 3788 – declared Sahīh by Ahmad Shākir. Al-Tirmidhī 2861 – declared Hasan Sahīh by Al-Albānī)
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=== White Mohammed theory ===
There is a little-known theory that Islam is, unsurprisingly, a test from the [[Jesus Christ|real God]] to see if Arabs were worth keeping, where he sent down a [[Ireland|Celtic Ginger man]] (named Moe O'Almaed) to spew the most retarded nonsense he could and see if brown people would trust him because of his [[Aryan|holy appearance]]. This operation was a success, and God successfully found out that Arabs cannot be trusted as truly faithful, as they will believe literally anything that a person with confidence (and white skin) tells them. This, of course, is extremely unpopular amongst Muslims and [[Jews|Liberal Academia]] due to its complete shattering of Islam as a valid religion, and as such has been suppressed for millennia.
There is a little-known theory that Islam is, unsurprisingly, a test from the [[Jesus Christ|real God]] to see if Arabs were worth keeping, where he sent down a [[Ireland|Celtic Ginger man]] (named Moe O'Almaed) to spew the most retarded nonsense he could and see if brown people would trust him because of his [[Aryan|holy appearance]]. This operation was a success, and God successfully found out that Arabs cannot be trusted as truly faithful, as they will believe literally anything that a person with confidence (and white skin) tells them. This, of course, is extremely unpopular amongst Muslims and [[Jews|Liberal Academia]] due to its complete shattering of Islam as a valid religion, and as such has been suppressed for millennia.
== [[Shit nobody cares about|Theology/origin of islam]] ==
== Why are Muslims Muslim? ==
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Peer pressure, death penalty for apostasy, etc. But aside from this, what is the point of being Muslim and how does it work?
Islam can be summarized as a re-formatted version of Judaism. Its theology can be called obsessed with God's oneness, singularity, unity, unitarian, one and only one one one one one one singular '''one uno Wahid واحد واحدواحدواحدواحد allah is one one one one <big>ONE AND ONLY ONE AND NO MORE THAN ONE AND INDIVISIBLE AND <u>ONE AND NO MORE THAN ONE AND THERES ONLY ONE ''(1!!!!! GOD ONLY ONE GOD ONLY ONE GOD ONE ONE ONE'')</u></big>'''<big>.</big>
=== <big>NUMBER OF GODS:</big> ===
# '''<big>''<u>ALLAH</u> <code><sup>THERE IS NO OTHER GOD</sup> <sub>THERE IS NO SUBDIVISIONS WITHIN</sub> <sup>GOD THERE IS ONLY ONE OMNIPOTENT</sup> <sub>SUPREME ALLAH</sub></code>''</big>'''
#* '''THERE IS NO OTHER GOD BUT ALLAH'''
#* <sub>do not have sex with muhammad's wives after he dies please</sub> <sup>''thank you''</sup>
=== If islam is so anti-fun, Why are muslims muslims? cant they just not? ===
Peer pressure, death penalty for apostacy, etc. But as of what is ''the point'' of being muslim, let us examine this more thoroughly;
In terms of soteriology, and by extent their views of morality, muslims are distinct from christians but identical to jews in that they belive good and wrong are the obedience of laws set by god via muhammad and the prophets to mankind, and that these laws (the quran) are co-eternal with god similar to jesus in christianity <sup><small><s>wich kind of beats the point of the obsession with idolatry and unity of god</s></small></sup> . '''Shut up'''. Unlike in christianity though, muslims do not believe humans have an original sin/fallen nature from wich they must be redeemed, humans are as allah created and are sent to hell [[IT'S OVER|out of spite.]] A muslim will see a woman not wearing a veil and his concern will not be his own lust, her improperness, or simply admiration of her beauty. He will run in his head wether or not the legal restrictions of his religion permit him to rape her. Muslims had mostly lived under the rule of, well, muslims, for most of their history up untill the mongol invasions, and the mongols had several laws that were contrary to shariah law. This led to the islamic scholar Ibn Taymiyyah arguing that rulers who lived under laws other than shariah (in his time period the mongol ilkhans had converted to islam but still followed the mongol Yasa) were non-muslims and therefore waging war against them and killing other muslims ruled over by them was righteous and jihad. His writing would go on to inspire wahabbism that in turns believes any muslim living outside shariah is a fake muslim and they must be beheaded yadayada you know what i mean, I should've asked chatgpt to write this, this is dogshit, confusing, too many words. How many people are even reading so far? why am i wasting an afternoon writing about islam in the bald man glasses website? Go ahead [[You|Rakesh]], edit this.
In terms of salvation and their views of morality, Muslims are identical to Jews in that they believe good and wrong are the obedience of laws set by Allah/Yeshua, and that these laws are co-eternal with God, similar to Jesus in Christianity. However, unlike in Christianity, Muslims do not believe humans have an original sin from which they must be redeemed. Humans are as Allah created, and are sent to hell out of pure [[obsession]] or spite. Most Muslims don't care about women dressing "impurely", their first thought when they see an immodest woman is how to rape her without getting arrested. Muslims had mostly lived under the rule of Islam (no shit) for most of their history, up until [[Finland|MongoliARYANS]] invaded them and imposed their laws. This led to Muslim scholars classifying non-Sharia governing as anti-Muslim and as an act of war against Islam, which justified the murder and destruction of said societies. THIS WOULD HAVE [[9/11|LASTING CONSEQUENCES]]. These writings would go on to inspire Wahabbism, that in turns believes any Muslim living outside Sharia is a larper and must be raped and murdered.
=== Origin of islam ===
=== Origin of islam ===
In terms of it's "origin" islam can be traced back to the multiple [[Splinter|heretical]] [[Christianity|christian]], [[Schizophrenia|gnostic]], [[Jews|jewish]] and [[SNCA:Iran|zoroastrian]] [[X/ (4chan)|cults]] that existed in [[B/ (4chan)|the arabian peninsula as of the late 6th century]]; primarily ebionism (a christological heresy that proclaimed jesus was a prophet and not the son of God) and rahmanism<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahmanan</ref>, a jewish-inspired religion stablished in yemen that venerated '''Raḥmānān''' (Musnad: 𐩧𐩢𐩣[[Adolf Hitler|𐩬𐩬]] rḥmnn, "the Merciful"). By taking these cultural traditions of the many arabs and amalgamating them into a vaguely coherent religion is that the quran was written, although not by muhammad himself as he was illiterate. It is very possible that islam itself as a distinct religion ''did not actually exist untill muhammad's death'' and that his vague ideas about monotheism were glued together by later caliphs using mistranslated gnostic and christian texts, hence incoherences and contradictions with the already stablished bible and citations of things it does not do.
Islam can be traced back to the multiple [[Splinter|heretical]] [[Christianity|Christian]], [[Schizophrenia|gnostic]], [[Jews|Jewish]] and [[SNCA:Iran|zoroastrian]] [[X/ (4chan)|cults]] that existed in the [[Arabs|Arabian peninsula]] as of the late 6th century; primarily Ebionism and rahmanism<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahmanan</ref>, a Jewish-inspired religion stablished in Yemen that venerated '''Raḥmānān''' (Musnad: 𐩧𐩢𐩣[[Adolf Hitler|𐩬𐩬]] rḥmnn, "the Merciful"). By taking these cultural traditions of the many arabs and amalgamating them into a vaguely coherent religion is that the quran was written, although not by muhammad himself as he was illiterate. It is very possible that islam itself as a distinct religion ''did not actually exist untill muhammad's death'' and that his vague ideas about monotheism were glued together by later caliphs using mistranslated gnostic and christian texts, hence incoherences and contradictions with the already stablished bible and citations of things it does not do.
Here are a few things muslims recount as said by the bible but got "corrupted" in translation:
Here are a few things Muslims recount as being said by the Bible, but that were "omitted" in translation:
* [[Arabs#Origin and relationship with Jews|Abraham was going to sacrifice Ishmael, not Isaac]]
* [[Arabs#Origin and relationship with Jews|Abraham was going to sacrifice Ishmael, not Isaac]]
* Al-Khidr
* Al-Khidr
* <s>Jesus prophesized muhammad</s> he technically did prophesize many false prophets would come after him<ref>https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%207%3A15-20&version=KJV</ref>
* <s>Jesus prophesized Muhammad</s> he technically did prophesize many false prophets would come after him<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1638-50/https://www.biblegateway.com:443/passage/?search=Matthew%207:15-20</ref>
* Jesus made birds out of stone
* Jesus made birds out of stone
* Jesus being replaced by an impostor at the cross
* Jesus being replaced by an impostor at the cross
* King david not commiting adultery with [[Omgsisa|Bethsheva]]
* King David not commiting adultery with [[Omgsisa|Bethsheva]]
* King david being a prophet
* King David being a prophet (eve&doe he wrote of the suffering of the coming Messiah which is by definition a prophecy, psalm 22)
* The tribes of israel went through arabia instead of the sinai
* The tribes of Israel went through Arabia, instead of the Sinai
Islam, also known as Pisslam, Terrorislam, or Pigslam, is the ultimate weaponization of the sub-80 IQ shitskin hordes of Arabia from third-world countries, and has resulted in tragedy after tragedy after tragedy. It has been described as a cancer, a disease, a mistake, a death cult, and a pedophile's dream; all of which are fairly accurate, each in their own regard. Despite the wide majority of Muslims being of Arabic descent, it has proven itself to be a memetic hazard to the mentally retarded individuals inside every ethnic group, as many whites[1], blacks[2], and others, have fallen victim to its propaganda (if it's even smart enough to be considered that). According to Islam, you get 72 16 year old girls to rape if you strap a bomb around your waist and walk into a building owned/operated by the Nonbelievers, with bonus points for Synagogues, Churches, federal buildings, towers, and rival Mosques.
Islam is also known to have an extreme, almost absurd level of infighting over the smallest piece of SNCA ever detected by man. Islam is the subject of many Soyjaks mocking the Arabic origins of Islam, as well as their tendencies towards sexual relations with goats. A few of the more severely retarded verses within the Quran have been made into 'toss as well.
Muslims are also incredibly violent. Generally violent, yes, but especially when it comes to the nonbelievers, or Kaffir. To put it into perspective, telling a Christian that you think that the bible is 100% wrong is both safe AND likely to result in a great conversation. Try telling your average Muslim that even a single thing in the Quran is false.
According to a 2024 poll, Muslims make up around 8% of the soyteen population[3]. Islam is made fun of very often in the 'sphere and is a core subject of many flamewars. Its most notable contribution is one namefag by the name of Warrior-Z. He is one of the more well-known namefag shitflingers of Soybooru.
Early Sharty Islamic history was seemingly full of extremist/terrorist larp. Under Soot, Muslims were tolerated, though soot did delete the islamic culture thread on /webm/, citing federal concerns due to the thread being full of terrorposting. Muslims were also a major belligerent of Soyvil War 1 through Dawah. Captain Coal identified himself as Allah, which is heckin haram o algo. Kuz was kind to Muslims and even displayed some signs of converting to Islam, and given the fact that he is a known pedophile and faggot, this is unsurprising. Doll continued kuz's policies and even temporarily created the /dawla/ board. Froot attacked Muslims the most by means of the Great Purge, where he falsely created the /dawla/ board and PERMANENTLY🗝️ banned everyone who posted in it, banning many non-muslim 'teens in the crossfire.
Modern sharty islamic history is marked by events such as the Portuguese-Islamic War, several Countrywars and religion wars on Soybooru, and the rise of Warrior-Z, mentioned above. As of 2026, Islam is still a common subject of Soyjaks and 'toss.
You WILL make fun of Islam, and you WILL remind Warrior-'P that he is not white.
Having sex with little boys, to relieve sexual frustrations (Bacha Bazi). This practice was recently banned in Afghanistan🗝️ by the Taliban because they don’t like faggots.🗝️
Shooting or bombing anyone who does something HARAM.
Committing terrorist attacks, such as the 1983 Beirut barracks bombings (307 dead, 150 injured), 1983 U.S. Embassy bombing Beirut (63 dead, 120 injured), 1985 Rome and Vienna airport attacks (19 dead, 140 injured), 1993 World Trade Center bombing (6 dead, 1042 injured), 1998 U.S. Embassy bombings (224 dead, 4000 injured), 2000 USS Cole bombing (17 dead, 39 injured), 2001 September 11 attacks (2996 dead, 6000 injured), 2002 Bali bombings (202 dead, 209 injured), 2004 Madrid train bombings (193 dead, 2000 injured), 2004 Beslan school siege (334 dead, 700 injured), 2005 London 7/7 bombings (52 dead, 784 injured), 2007 Qahtaniyah bombings (796 dead, 1562 injured) 2008 Mumbai attacks (166 dead, 600 injured), 2015 Charlie Hebdo shooting (12 dead, 11 injured), 2015 Paris November attacks (130 dead, 413 injured),2016 Orlando Pulse nightclub shooting (49 dead, 53 injured)🗝️, 2016 Brussels airport and metro bombings (32 dead, 340 injured), 2016 Nice truck attack (86 dead, 434 injured), 2017 Sinai Mosque attack (311 dead, 128+ injured), 2017 Manchester Arena bombing (22 dead, 139 injured), 2017 Mogadishu bombings (587 dead, 303 injured), 2019 Sri Lanka Easter bombings (269 dead, 500 injured), 2024 Crocus City Hall attack (151 dead, 609 injured), just to name a few.
Displaying pictures of family members, animals, friends, or memories in your house.[12] (Depends who you ask, though most modern people agree it's permitted.)
Display a picture of Muhammad in any way (this REALLY pisses them off.) South Park once tried to do this, but was censored by (((the media))). This has also happened several times on Wikipedia, where they have tried to censor pictures of Muhammad Even Though his Persian Wikipedia page depicts him as a human. (This is because Shia Islam, the sect most Persians follow, is fine with depictions of Muhammad so long as they're respectful.)
Draw anything with faces (yes, that includes Soyjaks)[13] (Not Haram in Shi'ism)
Have a wholesome heckin pet pupperino (Unless xe is employed[Marge...] < dogs are permitted in Islam if it’s absolutely necessary for an individual or family to own one for a practical purpose like herding animals or guarding the home)
Mohammed, also known as Porkhamad, Mohammad, and six million alternate variations, is the prophet and founder of the religion of Islam. Think of him as the Islamic equivalent to Jesus, if Jesus was a gay, suicidal, promiscuous necrophile and pedophile who (thank God) never came back after his death. He lived his entire life going against (quite possibly) the religious rules of every single culture and society on earth, including his own, and was a deranged schizoid maniac who saw demons (Allah) constantly and convinced a ton of retards to follow him and do his bidding. Mohammed also often contradicted himself, with his actions not matching with his words and vice-versa, though this is of course because the smelly Kaffir don't translate it the way that Mohammed wanted it translated, or something. His name has, because all shitskins live in a hive mind, has become the #1 most common name among Arabs and Muslims worldwide.
Something notable about Mohammed is that Allah himself said he would kill him by severing his aorta if he was a false prophet. Guess how he died?[15]
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There is a little-known theory that Islam is, unsurprisingly, a test from the real God to see if Arabs were worth keeping, where he sent down a Celtic Ginger man (named Moe O'Almaed) to spew the most retarded nonsense he could and see if brown people would trust him because of his holy appearance. This operation was a success, and God successfully found out that Arabs cannot be trusted as truly faithful, as they will believe literally anything that a person with confidence (and white skin) tells them. This, of course, is extremely unpopular amongst Muslims and Liberal Academia due to its complete shattering of Islam as a valid religion, and as such has been suppressed for millennia.
Peer pressure, death penalty for apostasy, etc. But aside from this, what is the point of being Muslim and how does it work?
In terms of salvation and their views of morality, Muslims are identical to Jews in that they believe good and wrong are the obedience of laws set by Allah/Yeshua, and that these laws are co-eternal with God, similar to Jesus in Christianity. However, unlike in Christianity, Muslims do not believe humans have an original sin from which they must be redeemed. Humans are as Allah created, and are sent to hell out of pure obsession or spite. Most Muslims don't care about women dressing "impurely", their first thought when they see an immodest woman is how to rape her without getting arrested. Muslims had mostly lived under the rule of Islam (no shit) for most of their history, up until MongoliARYANS invaded them and imposed their laws. This led to Muslim scholars classifying non-Sharia governing as anti-Muslim and as an act of war against Islam, which justified the murder and destruction of said societies. THIS WOULD HAVE LASTING CONSEQUENCES. These writings would go on to inspire Wahabbism, that in turns believes any Muslim living outside Sharia is a larper and must be raped and murdered.
Islam can be traced back to the multiple hereticalChristian, gnostic, Jewish and zoroastriancults that existed in the Arabian peninsula as of the late 6th century; primarily Ebionism and rahmanism[16], a Jewish-inspired religion stablished in Yemen that venerated Raḥmānān (Musnad: 𐩧𐩢𐩣𐩬𐩬 rḥmnn, "the Merciful"). By taking these cultural traditions of the many arabs and amalgamating them into a vaguely coherent religion is that the quran was written, although not by muhammad himself as he was illiterate. It is very possible that islam itself as a distinct religion did not actually exist untill muhammad's death and that his vague ideas about monotheism were glued together by later caliphs using mistranslated gnostic and christian texts, hence incoherences and contradictions with the already stablished bible and citations of things it does not do.
Here are a few things Muslims recount as being said by the Bible, but that were "omitted" in translation:
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