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'''Shitflinging''' is a pastime of many [[soyteens]], and the primary activity of most [[SoyBooru]] namefags (and [[Chud (name)|Chuds]]). Shitflinging is performed all over the [[soysphere]], but is most pronounced on SoyBooru, where it has been at the core of 'ru culture ever since the [[Italo-Argentine War]] shifted the purpose of the site from a [[soyjak]] archive into a shitflinging warzone (though shitflinging had certainly been practiced on the 'ru before that). Shitflinging may also mean [[Countrywar|countrywarring]] or may simply be shitflinging for the sake of it.
'''Cobblestone''', also called '''Cobbly,''' '''<nowiki/>'stone''', or '''Cobblepoon''' and '''[[Slopjak|Cobbosloppo]]''' by xer detractors, was the [[Admin 6|sixth admin]] of [[Soyjak Wiki]], effective August 7, 2025.<ref>[[Special:UserRights/Cobblestone]]</ref> Xhe succeeded [[SprokemowerMan]]. Xer administration followed the ideology of [[Stonism]].
Xhe is the most prolific editor on the Soyjak Wiki having the most edits on the entire site. She claims to have first found the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] around the [[Soyvil War 1|first Soyvil War]], this is likely a lie as she actually joined much later somewhere around October 2024. She can also be reached at [mailto:cobblestone@soyjak.st cobblestone@soyjak.st]. [[Though]] she prefers [[User talk:Cobblestone|user talk]] pages. Xhe effectively has no life, and lives in Ze Wikiverse, editing 24/7 and topping the leaderboard almost every week.{{Cn|She just does, okay?}} She is #1 on the all-time leaderboard by a large margin, with the second place holder's score not even being a third of hers.{{cn|ev&oe most of these edits are from mass text replacement}} She is also very active on [[Soybooru]] and the [[Shiwi]]. She is the most notable wiki admin to not be an admin of the main site, as [[Tefal]] and [[SprokemowerMan]] did not make much of a name for themselves.
Shitflinging nowadays commonly organizes itself around a [[NuSatoko]], and the most prominent wars have been the aforementioned Italo-Argentine War, [[World War Z]], and [[World War OneShot]].
Up until New Years 2026, she pretended to be male. Some consider this [[Pooners|pooner]] behavior, but many argue that this doesn't make her a pooner since she was simply larping as a guy and did not actually believe herself to be male. Even with this behavior aside, she also pretended to be Italian and hid her Jewish ancestry, making her a serial-[[LARP|LARPer]].
== History ==
She has also admitted that she is half-[[Jews|Jewish]], this is maternal which actually makes her a full Jew.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0604-0202-17/https://i.postimg.cc:443/zJ2YP3Xn/1780496082547.jpg</ref>
=== 2022 ===
Primarily [[Penis Color War|BBC vs BWC]] related content, inciting [[Chud-Tranny Romance|chuds and trannies]] to engage in edit wars for several dozen pages on the booru early on. The [[Russo-Ukrainian War]] was also big during this time. Namefags were very rare and universally despised, a stark contrast to today's 'ru.
Her term as admin lasted 341 days, making her the third longest-serving wiki admin behind [[Angeleno]] (495 days) and [[Soot]] himself (505 days).
=== 2023 ===
[[Italo-Argentine War]] begins very early in the year, with [[Sobot]] adding fuel to the fire by not deleting any material engaging in the conflict. This permanently scars the 'ru and turns it into a namefag shitflinging fest for the next <s>two years</s> eternity. Discussion is banned in late February, but continues again several months later. The war did not conclude until [[Satoko houjou fan]] requests his account be deleted. It is currently speculated that all claims accusing [[Italian Chad]] of being a [[Discord]] [[Tranny]] from the [[QAfe]] were all projection, with all who opposed him eventually getting permanently banned. Multiple shitflinging techniques arose during this period.
== Tenure ==
==== Carets ====
She became active on the 'ki around the same time that many older 'ki users had left the site, and shortly after her promotion to wiki admin, Cobblestone introduced the [[Soyjak Wiki:SNCA|SNCA]] namespace, in which users can write pages about topics that are not related to Soyjaks or Soy Culture. This was well-received by users as it provides an alternative to sites like [[Uncyclopedia]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]].
[[File:Carets.png|left|thumb|130x130px]]
No explanation needed. This technique was originally performed with "above me" but was slowly supplanted by caret arrows pointing at the brapskin ^.{{Clear}}
As head wiki admin, measures would be taken to [[Spotemgottem & Pooh Shiesty|strengthen the ties]] between the wiki, the main site, and the [[SoyBooru|booru]], such as the wiki [[Dailyjak]] being made global across all official [[Soysphere]] sites,<ref>[[:File:Boorudailyjak.jpg]] https://megalodon.jp/2025-0813-0756-57/https://www.soyjak.st:443/</ref> and the exchange of trusted users and staff members with the head admin of SoyBooru, [[Soysneed]].<ref>https://soybooru.com/post/view/135440</ref>
==== Speech bubble quoting ====
[[File:Speechbubbles.png|left|thumb|70x70px]]
No explanation needed.
{{Clear}}
In January of 2026, she pinned a link in the site notice to the [[Soyjak Wiki:Template question/2|second template question]] with the intent of removing unnecessary templates. This led to the [[Soyjak Wiki:Gradingcaust|Gradingcaust]], in which quality headers that reflected the general opinion on pages' topics were all removed. This was very controversial among users. Supporters said that it decluttered pages and prevented edit warring and groupthink, while detractors said that it removed a core part of the wiki's identity.
==== DNA analysis ====
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Usually performed by an anonymous chud (the apex predator to namefags). The shitflinger analyzes and fact-checks their victim's DNA composition and biochemical signs.
{{Clear}}
In March of 2026, she introduced the [[Soyjak Wiki:On This Day|On This Day]] section to the main page.
=== 2024 ===
Slopjakking goes mainstream after a year, with [[Namefag|namefags]] mocking other namefags through means of projection of their deepest and darkest fantasies. Slopjakking drives many people away from the booru due to slopjaks being "too ugly" and "not funny". This depletion of users primarily leaves slopjakkers and namefag shitflingers as the only individuals using the 'ru. Most of the activity died out by the end of 2024 due to the most [[Obsessed faggot|obsessed faggots]] all getting banned for connections with [[Discord]] and [[Pedophilia]].
In May of 2026, following [[Limeade]]'s demotion and 'nishment, she began [[Soyjak Wiki:Delimification|undoing the damage he had done to the wiki]]. Deleted pages about several splinters were restored and much of his censorship was undone, despite the fact that she was in strong coordination Limeade and allowed him to shit up the wiki only up until his demotion.
This technique revolves around depicting your opponent as a hideously distorted and deformed black/brown soyjak with a hilarious amount of negative attributes or media tacked on top. {{Clear}}
==== Copypasta spam ====
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This technique was popularized by [[Warrior-Z]] near the end of 2024. Although copypastas were certainly used before this, this was the first instance of modern copypasta spam to be employed at such a scale.
{{Clear}}
On July 14, 2026, Cobblestone resigned as admin due to being busy and experiencing burnout. She appointed [[Fenriris]] as her successor.<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/34859</ref> [[File:Screenshot 20260615-093617~2.png|thumb|Cobblestone's response|286x286px]]
==== Countryaryan gems ====
=== June 14th Controversy ===
{{Main|Countryaryan gem}}{{Turkish|This section is about TVRKARYAN gems}}{{Award|Jewish autism award}}
{{Main|Sixth Soysurgency}}
{{Award|[[cacacaust|banned for being 7 or 8 years old]] award}}
On June 14th, 2026 Cobblestone approved {{Brimtext|a drawing of Mexiaryan wearing a pedophile flag on soybooru.}}<ref>{{Deadlink|https://soybooru.com/post/view/245458}} 0 'chives, rest in piss GEG</ref> /soy/ was later cattywiped upon 'teens learning this, many were outraged and called for cobblestone to step down from her positions<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0614-2312-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/catalog.html</ref>. Those who wiped the catty were banned under ban evasion shortly after.
Falseflagging countries through [COUNTRY]ARYAN GEM is an important part of 'ru culture. It was popularized by (though likely not invented by) the user jewishautismaward78, who would comment '''{{Redtext|TVRKARYAN GEM}}''' or '''{{Redtext|IS THIS A TVRKARYAN?}}''' under any brimmy post or post containing a black soyjak or slopjak. Slowly, his method began to spread and is now applied to many different countries.<gallery>
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Later, that same day, a poll was held where 44 soyteens unanimously voted in favour of Cobblestone stepping down from all of xer positions<ref>https://archive.is/TLjw5</ref><ref>https://archive.is/PqqdA</ref>, and even a [[dox]] thread was made on xer<ref>https://archive.is/NB3Ns</ref>, revealing that xe's not only a [[Discord|'cordmonkey]] ([[Frootcord|standard operating procedure]] [[Quotecord|for soysphere admins]] [[I'm trans btw|btw]]), <s>but also a [[Roblox|'bloxfaggot]]</s><sup>[issa nothingburger [[doe]]]</sup>.
File:145421_-_SoyBooru.png|A newer version that began to be spammed in November 2025<ref>https://archive.ph/KACwm</ref>
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Instead of admitting her mistake and deleting the post, Cobblestone decided to double down, claiming that the approval was granted because the image was used to mock those with pedophilic tendencies and being portrayed in a exaggerated way. Eventually, she caved in and deleted the post.
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== Appearance ==
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=== Soysona ===
=== 2025 ===
She is typically depicted as a [[female Gapejak]] with a neutral expression, olive skin, yellow glasses, long black hair, a suit, and earrings featuring Minecraft cobblestone blocks and the [[Soyjak Wiki]]'s logo. A secondary depiction that she used before revealing herself to be a woman is a [[Cobson]] with a closed mouth, a suit, yellow glasses and the first image on the [[Wikipedia]] page for cobblestones as skin.
This year saw the emergence of some new shitflinging metas:
=== IRL ===
==== Memorials ====
All that's known about her real-life appearance is that she is mulatta. This page formerly had a "facedox" of her which was actually an AI-generated image based on one of her self-portraits from Soybooru. Regarding her weight, Soyteens disagree on whether she is fat or anorexic, but either way she is not believed to be of healthy weight.
[[File:Jimbomemorial.png|left|thumb|170x170px]]
The shitflinger attacks their opponent by hanging them and then mourning their death with a long euology. This technique was popularized when it was used against [[Jimbo]] during [[World War OneShot]].
{{Clear}}
== Cutebooru ==
==== ^ rapes (object) ====
Cutebooru [[Formerly|was]] Cobblestone's alter ego: she joined the site on the eighth of October 2025 and started posting some of the art she made, primarily of [[Gyarujaks]]. She later joined the [[Shroom]] on November 20 to complain about some of her posts getting unapproved,<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dInR2</ref> and later created her own thread to share her art.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1218-0559-34/https://soyjak.forum:443/threads/cutebooru-bread.6536/</ref> This thread would eventually get turned into an 80 page behemoth of [[shitflinging]] due to her tendency to fall for bait and respond aggressively to those that confronted her, particularly getting triggered over being called a pooner or woman, where she incessantly denied and claimed to be male, accusing others of closeted homosexual obsession.
[[File:Rapes air.png|left|thumb|295x295px]]
Self-explanatory. The namefag is accused of raping some random animal or object. Namefags have been accused of raping air, bricks, snails, vending machines, and more using this technique.
Cutebooru's behavior drew parallels to prime [[terrycrews]], particularly due to her aggressiveness and constant denial of being a pooner despite a feminine attitude. The primary evidence that made people assume she was a pooner is due to her feminine typing style, her artstyle, her interests and incessant hatred of being called female despite all of that, insisting to be extremely masculine. Her namesake also draws parallel to other female namefags like Junibooru and Fembooru, alongside the fact one of her earliest depictions is based on a female 'jak, which she claims was because "her friend made it to troll".<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LBp4M</ref> Cutebooru would post her hand on two separate occasions to try to prove on being a man. The first failed cause she was called brown and people said her hand looked feminine,<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Qbt1P</ref> in the other she painted her nails to make a point that she could look masculine regardless of it, which also failed because people still thought the arm looked feminine.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/hs4FJ</ref> Cutebooru would eventually become an approver on the 'ru, where some of the shitflinging of her insisting to not be FtM bled out into comment sections. Xhe projects and gets leaky at [[trevor]].
A subtrend that evolved out of the technique above. Self-explanatory.{{Clear}}
=== Real identity ===
==== (Namefag)creature ====
On December 20 of 2025, it was revealed that Cobblestone, the soyjak wiki admin, was cutebooru all along [[a24|(oh my heckin plot twist)]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1223-1014-39/https://soyjak.forum:443/threads/cutebooru-bread.6536/page-91</ref> Many users thought that this was a joke or hoax of some sort, as they found it hard to believe that a real live [[Woman|adult human female with a uterus and ovaries]] would spend so much time on a wiki about bald men with glasses.<ref>[[Talk:Cobblestone]]</ref>
[[File:Jimbocreature.png|left|thumb|220x220px]]This technique was popularized by [[Doll]] during the latter half of [[World War OneShot]]. It entailed commenting [[Jimbo|"disgusting jimbocreature"]] or some other derivative of the term under posts containing black, trans, etc soyjaks. Doll would also comment the violent fantasies or minor conveniences he would like to perform to Jimbo under some posts.{{Clear}}
== Vlodson ==
There's a [[Meds|convincing and now proven conspiracy theory]] that [[Schizophrenia|Cobblestone and Vlodson are the same person]], which the le heckin' [[4chan]] [[Greentext|greentext videos]] goes something like [[Shit nobody cares about|this]].
>Joined on the same date (Cobblestone August 7, 2025 / Vlodson August 7, 2025)
On December 6, 2025, boorucucks found out how to break comment section divs through text styling and incorporated this knowledge into their shitflinging routines, giving birth to a new technique. This was later patched out until a different way to achieve the same result was rediscovered in January 2026.<ref>https://archive.ph/IcAaq https://megalodon.jp/2026-0116-0200-32/https://soybooru.com:443/post/view/162209</ref> After the [[Nuuru]] released, this stopped working.{{Clear}}
>Both goon to female-soyjaks{{Margerald|Marge, drawing J-fashion gyarujaks isn't gooning...}}
>Coincidentally, nobody likes them
>Whatever this dust is [[File:CobblestoneDust.png|30px|]]}}
[[Just shut it down|Just shut it down at this point]].
== Facts about her ==
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* <s>She approves all of [[Me|my]] edits.
=== 2026 ===
* She rejects all of [[You|(You)r]] edits.</s>
* She rarely approves anything because she's a lazy bum, and most of the anporvool job is done by [[Mediator#Wiki|mediators]].
* She probably has a [[FNF|Boyfriend]] so [[You]] will NOT try to get her.
* She has small tits.
* She has bipolar disorder.
* Xhe pretends to be unbothered but leaks in silence.
* "She" is a kike.<ref>https://soybooru.com/post/view/239290</ref> and pretends to be italian. [[India|SHE IS BALD AND BEAUTIFUL ISRAEL WOMAN SAAR I NEED HER BOBS AND VEGENE]]
* Her favorite soyjak variant is [[A24]].
* She likes [[Gigafly]].
* She is the most [[Satoko houjou fan|obsessed]] person on earth.
* She likes the wiki, and may occasionally even use it.{{wpcn}}([[WAOW!]])
* She wears a [[Jager|suit and glasses]] .
* But also reps [[Vlone|''𝐕𝐕lone'']] from time to time.
* She is a [[Soyboy|gamer]], and plays old Valve games like Portal 1.
* Her favorite Sharty [[raid]] is [[Operation 9/11]].
* She won. {{CitationNeeded|Xhe just did, ok?}}
* She is a mulatto.
* She [[Troll|refuses to delete the page for]] [[Zillyjaks]], {{Keyedtext|but doesn't particularly love the trend.}} <ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Talk:Zillyjak&oldid=265638</ref>
* She has her own remix that goes: [[Warrior-Z|l]]{{Margerald}}
* She is BLACK owned<ref>[[Special:PermanentLink/298954]]</ref>
* She averages around 100 edits per day.
* She is in her 20s, she is a kike so she will hit the wall before 30.
* Many [[Hunky|users]] express [[Soyphilia|sexual attraction]] towards Cobblestone due to her being a female, [[Jartycuck|it wouldn't be a surprise if a user was jerking off to her right now]].
* She only [[They do it for free|earns]] 71% as much as other jannies [[Shit nobody cares about|due to the patriarchy]] or whatever.
* She likes [[Wholesome|bunnies/rabbits]].
* She is married to [[Hunky Twink Sex Machine|HTSM]].
* She hates [[Doctos|Doctoddlering]]<ref>[[Talk:Doctos]]</ref>
* {{Lockedtext|She is one of the rare few non-nusois to still use the visual editor at all}}
* She is half-Arab
* Before she was revealed to be a woman, she wrote like a typical guy.
== Gallery ==
==== Femjakking ====
=== IAS ===
[[File:Femerald.jpg|left|thumb|128x128px]]The shitflinger attacks their opponent by making a [[Femjak|female soyjak]] version of them. This trend technically started in late 2025 with [[MoistPepper]], but began to be applied to other namefags such as [[emerald]] in early 2026.{{Clear}}
<gallery>
File:Cobbleson.png|Secondary depiction
File:Cobblestone-Euromutt.png|Cobblestone as a [[euromutt]].
File:Cobblicia.png|as Alicia.
File:Cobblestone red.png|As [[Red]]
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=== NAS ===
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File:Cbvid.mp4| Video of Cobblestone revealing she was cutebooru
File:cbr1.png|The hand pic she posted
File:cbr2.png|Hand pic 1
File:cbr4.png|Hand pic 2
File:cbr3.png|Unedited version of the hand pic Cobblestone posted on her profile page. [[Woman|Notice how the index finger is longer than the ring finger]].
File:booru falseflag hand.jpg|Yet another pic she posted but to falseflag a [[SoyBooru]] janny
[[File:Mention_spam.png|left|thumb|295x295px]]After the [[Nuuru|nuuru]]'s release, it was discovered that you could clog up the notifications of other user by [[spam]] mentioning them, and causing [[leakage]]{{Clear}}{{Reflist}}
Revision as of 18:40, 17 July 2026
This topic attracts ASPIESPlease remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
Shitflinging is a pastime of many soyteens, and the primary activity of most SoyBooru namefags (and Chuds). Shitflinging is performed all over the soysphere, but is most pronounced on SoyBooru, where it has been at the core of 'ru culture ever since the Italo-Argentine War shifted the purpose of the site from a soyjak archive into a shitflinging warzone (though shitflinging had certainly been practiced on the 'ru before that). Shitflinging may also mean countrywarring or may simply be shitflinging for the sake of it.
Shitflinging nowadays commonly organizes itself around a NuSatoko, and the most prominent wars have been the aforementioned Italo-Argentine War, World War Z, and World War OneShot.
Primarily BBC vs BWC related content, inciting chuds and trannies to engage in edit wars for several dozen pages on the booru early on. The Russo-Ukrainian War was also big during this time. Namefags were very rare and universally despised, a stark contrast to today's 'ru.
2023
Italo-Argentine War begins very early in the year, with Sobot adding fuel to the fire by not deleting any material engaging in the conflict. This permanently scars the 'ru and turns it into a namefag shitflinging fest for the next two years eternity. Discussion is banned in late February, but continues again several months later. The war did not conclude until Satoko houjou fan requests his account be deleted. It is currently speculated that all claims accusing Italian Chad of being a DiscordTranny from the QAfe were all projection, with all who opposed him eventually getting permanently banned. Multiple shitflinging techniques arose during this period.
Carets
No explanation needed. This technique was originally performed with "above me" but was slowly supplanted by caret arrows pointing at the brapskin ^.
Speech bubble quoting
No explanation needed.
DNA analysis
Usually performed by an anonymous chud (the apex predator to namefags). The shitflinger analyzes and fact-checks their victim's DNA composition and biochemical signs.
2024
Slopjakking goes mainstream after a year, with namefags mocking other namefags through means of projection of their deepest and darkest fantasies. Slopjakking drives many people away from the booru due to slopjaks being "too ugly" and "not funny". This depletion of users primarily leaves slopjakkers and namefag shitflingers as the only individuals using the 'ru. Most of the activity died out by the end of 2024 due to the most obsessed faggots all getting banned for connections with Discord and Pedophilia.
This technique revolves around depicting your opponent as a hideously distorted and deformed black/brown soyjak with a hilarious amount of negative attributes or media tacked on top.
Copypasta spam
This technique was popularized by Warrior-Z near the end of 2024. Although copypastas were certainly used before this, this was the first instance of modern copypasta spam to be employed at such a scale.
Falseflagging countries through [COUNTRY]ARYAN GEM is an important part of 'ru culture. It was popularized by (though likely not invented by) the user jewishautismaward78, who would comment TVRKARYAN GEM or IS THIS A TVRKARYAN? under any brimmy post or post containing a black soyjak or slopjak. Slowly, his method began to spread and is now applied to many different countries.
A newer version that began to be spammed in November 2025[1]
2025
This year saw the emergence of some new shitflinging metas:
Memorials
The shitflinger attacks their opponent by hanging them and then mourning their death with a long euology. This technique was popularized when it was used against Jimbo during World War OneShot.
^ rapes (object)
Self-explanatory. The namefag is accused of raping some random animal or object. Namefags have been accused of raping air, bricks, snails, vending machines, and more using this technique.
^ got raped by (object)
A subtrend that evolved out of the technique above. Self-explanatory.
(Namefag)creature
This technique was popularized by Doll during the latter half of World War OneShot. It entailed commenting "disgusting jimbocreature" or some other derivative of the term under posts containing black, trans, etc soyjaks. Doll would also comment the violent fantasies or minor conveniences he would like to perform to Jimbo under some posts.
Comment brapping
On December 6, 2025, boorucucks found out how to break comment section divs through text styling and incorporated this knowledge into their shitflinging routines, giving birth to a new technique. This was later patched out until a different way to achieve the same result was rediscovered in January 2026.[2] After the Nuuru released, this stopped working.
2026
Femjakking
The shitflinger attacks their opponent by making a female soyjak version of them. This trend technically started in late 2025 with MoistPepper, but began to be applied to other namefags such as emerald in early 2026.
Mention spam
After the nuuru's release, it was discovered that you could clog up the notifications of other user by spam mentioning them, and causing leakage
Main article: Slopjak
![A newer version that began to be spammed in November 2025[1]](/File:145421_-_SoyBooru.png)
