World War OneShot

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World War OneShot is an ongoing shitflinging war on the 'ru between jimbo and pretty much the entire SoyBooru (blud is on a one man army geeeeg). It is the war that led to the satokofication of jimbo.

History

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This entire war stemmed from jimbo being an ERPing faggot on the Schlog, whilst he was only popular on that sector of the Soysphere, once he joined the Soybooru, it all went downhill. He was mostly known for dickriding the game OneShot, but he would later gain infamy for his said ERPing with users like TerryCrews and attentionwhoring, which would make people post slopjak edits of him.

Z-Alliance

During the conflict, the Z-Alliance or WannaZees according to its detractors was formed. It was a short-lived namefag alliance on the SoyBooru that lasted for about 2 days. It consisted of 4 smelly brappers who claimed to be "disciples of Warrior-Z". Its members infamously brapped up comments with their copypastas and had a distaste for any jimbo fans and Warrior-Z haters. The group had a falling out, and ultimately ended when Warrior-Z himself told them to disband.

The members of the alliance were Dunchenman, epx7fclhdrp/GillKoyim, LapisLazuli/Judge Gem, and trevor, even THOUGH GillKoyim refused to partake in Z-Alliance activity and denied being a member.

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  The End of Judge so Gem
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  It's over...

Namefags and Belligerents

The trailer for World War OneShot

jimbo Supporters

• jimbo: Pretty much the target of this whole war, known for spamming "chudfaggot" copypastas with a brown troonjak of Chud1.
• moistpepper: jimbo's lover and xis #1 defender.
• cutebooru: Pooner drawfag who uploads NAS posts using soyjaks as reference for xer art.
• CuteFurryFemboyUWU : Retarded Slovenian baittranny who eventually got banned for being a pedonigger. Made pro-jimbo posts.
• Garf: Argensimian shroomcuck. No longer uses the shroom after making shroom janny leak.
• Slvt4BIBISI: Bait account.

jimbo Haters

• Doll: That's right, the man himself, Doll is going against jimbo under a new alias "hotdoghead", he's been commenting under posts featuring slopjaks/brown soyjaks "jimbo", and sometimes he just comments stuff about killing, torturing or terrorising jimbo.
• Chuds/Chudfaggots: Anonymous SoyBooru users, same thing as the 2 above.
• congo_aryan: One of the oldest combatants, has been commenting on every black soyjak "jimbo looks like this".
• JimboClittyLeakageArchive: Same thing as congo_aryan, rather he'd post a copypasta commemorating jimbo's death.
• OPShredder: Lebanese nophono tired of jimbo's gooner "antics".
• SloppyJakky: Israeli shroomGOD, making a game about jimbo too. And is jimbo's biggest opp just after JCLA and congo_aryan.
• Veiron: Polish soytuber that's been going against jimbo these last couple of days.

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  Z-Alliance

  Z-Alliance:
  • Dunchenman - ESLBrapzilian attentionwhore who shitflings in the comments and behaves the same way Jimbo does (which is soydueling with speechbubble spam). Previous tried to copy from BBGHAST and shitfling with him for Soytan. Was responsible for creating the alliance, and, eventually, ending it^🗝️. He goons to Soytan and admitted himself that he was EPI’d as a child as an excuse. He now claims that he managed to overcome his obsession with Soytan and that he no longer goons to her
  • epx7fclhdrp/GillKoyim - Another Brapzilian namefag who shitflings and spams comments in pair with Dunchenman. Denied his affiliation with the Z-Alliance.
  • LapisLazuli/Judge Gem - Was known for his extreme obsession with Warrior-Z and his botched attempt at making a comic where he self inserts himself being submissive and obedient towards Z. Perhaps the least most autistic member of the alliance (compared to its other members), who, in the end, would experience a massive spergout and announce his retirement from the booru. He still comments every now and then but has abandoned the Judge Gem moniker.
  • trevor - Iraqi-Kurdish-American namefag, arguably the most retarded and hated member of the alliance. Would later become booru's nu-most hated namefag due to his constant spergouts, spam and attentionwhoring.

Copypastas

Jimbo's Copypasta

OH IM A CHUDFAGGOT, YES IM A CHUDFAGGOT, OH IM A DISCORD-GROOMING ANON-POSTING CHUDFAGGOT, IM A CHUDFAGGOT, YES IM A CHUDFAGGOT, OH IM AN OBSESSED TRANNY LOGGED OUT NAMEFAG CHUDFAGGOT, OH YEAH, CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAGGOT, CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAGGOT, *BRAP* I AM A CHUD FAGGOT, I AM A CHUD NIGGER, I AM A TBP STROKING CHUDFAGGOT, I AM A CHUD FAGGOT, YES IM A CHUD FAGGOT, OH IM A LOGGED OUT PUSSY DARK SKINNED TRANNY CHUD FAGGOT, OH YEAH, I AM AN OBSESSED CHUD POSTING TROON, I PROJECT ALL MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU, I LICK SHIT OFF TOILETS AND MOLEST CHILDREN FIVE TIMES A DAY, I AM A MINDBROKEN CHUDFAG, I WILL NEVER BE WHITE, I PROJECT ALL MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU BECAUSE I'M AN INSECURE CHUDFAGGOT, CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* OH IM A CHUDPOSTING TROON, YES IM A CHUDPOSTING TROON, OH IM A MINOR ATTRACTED DISCORD GROOMING CHUDPOSTING TROON. YES IM A CHUDFAGGOT, OH IM A 'CORDING CHUDFAGGOT, YES IM OBSESSED AND WILL PROJECT MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU. OH YEAH. CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* YES IM A CHUDFAGGOT, OH IM A CHUDFAGGOT, I POST LOGGED OUT BECAUSE IM TOO SCARED TO TALK SHIT TO YOU. OH IM A CHUDPOSTING TROON, YES IM A CHUDPOSTING TROON, I'M A SEX OFFENDING CHILD MOLESTING CHUDPOSTING TROON. OH YEA CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* CHUDFAGGOT *BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP* OH DIOS MIO OH IM A CHUDFAGGOT, YES IM A CHUDFAGGOT, OH IM A DISCORD-GROOMING ANON-POSTING CHUDFAGGOT, IM A CHUDFAGGOT, YES IM A CHUDFAGGOT, OH IM AN OBSESSED TRANNY LOGGED OUT NAMEFAG CHUDFAGGOT, OH YEAH, CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAGGOT, CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAG CHUDFAGGOT, *BRAP* I AM A CHUD FAGGOT, I AM A CHUD NIGGER, I AM A TBP STROKING CHUDFAGGOT, I AM A CHUD FAGGOT, YES IM A CHUD FAGGOT, OH IM A LOGGED OUT PUSSY DARK SKINNED TRANNY CHUD FAGGOT, OH YEAH, I AM AN OBSESSED CHUD POSTING TROON, I PROJECT ALL MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU, I LICK SHIT OFF TOILETS AND MOLEST CHILDREN FIVE TIMES A DAY, I AM A MINDBROKEN CHUDFAG, I WILL NEVER BE WHITE, I PROJECT ALL MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU BECAUSE I'M AN INSECURE CHUDFAGGOT, CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* OH IM A CHUDPOSTING TROON, YES IM A CHUDPOSTING TROON, OH IM A MINOR ATTRACTED DISCORD GROOMING CHUDPOSTING TROON. YES IM A CHUDFAGGOT, OH IM A 'CORDING CHUDFAGGOT, YES IM OBSESSED AND WILL PROJECT MY INSECURITIES ONTO YOU. OH YEAH. CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* YES IM A CHUDFAGGOT, OH IM A CHUDFAGGOT, I POST LOGGED OUT BECAUSE IM TOO SCARED TO TALK SHIT TO YOU. OH IM A CHUDPOSTING TROON, YES IM A CHUDPOSTING TROON, I'M A SEX OFFENDING CHILD MOLESTING CHUDPOSTING TROON. OH YEA CHUDFAGGOT *BRAP* CHUDFAGGOT *BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP* OH DIOS MIO

Z-Alliance

This copypasta had several differing variations posted by each member of the Z-Alliance

STAND BACK, BEAST! Z ALLIANCE IS FORMED! ALL OF Z'S ENEMIES WILL FALL, AND THEY WILL ALL DIE! I AM THE GEMS/SMOKE/THE HERO, I AM THE LAW/SQUIDWARD/THE JUSTICE, I AM... JUDGE GEM/TREVOR/DUNCHENMAN! AND, YOU, RIDICULOUS CREATURE, WILL DIE! GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL! FIGHTING IN HIS HONOR WE ARE THE DISCIPLES OF THE Z IF YOU KEEP RAGING YOUR GONNA TAKE SOME LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

GapeNewell's Facts

FACT 1: JIMBO IS SO BLACK XE STANDS OUT FROM A BLACK HOLE FACT 2: JIMBO IS SO FAT XE CREATES A GRAVITY FIELD AROUND XIM FACT 3: JIMBO IS SO RETARDED XE IS THE FIRST PERSON WITH NEGATIVE IQ FACT 4: JIMBO IS SO BRAPPY THAT WHEN XE BRAPS, EVERYONE NEAR XIM DIES OF INTOXICATION FACT 5: JIMBO FANS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE WHITE Extension put at the beginning for posts not depicting jimbo as vantablack too white, please use the better version with vantablack skin (suits jimbo better) >arrow

Gallery

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  The iconic vantablack Alicia edit of jimbo im trans btw
• A concen-RESTURANT made by jimbo during the war to torture chudfaggots SERVE TRADITIONAL AFRICAN CUISINE
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  jimbo (xis self-insert because xe's too w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ BLACK) after being forced to fight against "LE EVIL CHUDFAGGOTS"
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  le chudfagot o mishehu
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  dreaming of da chudfagots
• An anti Warrior-z toss made by jimbo during the earliest phase of the oneShot war
• jimbo in xis car
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  Jimbo once used a suggestive Niko pic as xis profile picture
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  DOLL Vs. jimbo

Citations

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