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>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
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#1 leakage zone award

{{Tip|If someone suddenly displays immeasurable amounts of raw, unfiltered HATRED towards THE GRADINGCAUST🔒 , you've found Vantared.


Click here for the detractor perspective.

If you want to see me at my ANGRIEST, then click here.

If you came here to leak about me, then click here

>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
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This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN!
This person is a GOONER!Xe has a severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel
Mashallah! Vantared/Leakage episode zone is Halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.

Mazel tov! Vantared/Leakage episode zone is Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
Vantared/Leakage episode zone is a right-wing bigot!
However, Vantared used to be a left-wing libtard!
This page is a topaz.

Rip brimstone. Gone but not forgotten. Made me laugh every time I saw it. Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. UNBEARABLE PALESTINIAN EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF SPOOKLANDIA

Antimatter (talk) i take that as a personal compliment because i added like 2 kb to it

About me

Hey. I first started lurking here around August 2025, so I’m a newfag. I witnessed firsthand the raid on Wplace where Andrew Fosgate’s memorial was nuked and replaced with a Clash Royale king laughing, and the surrounding area was chudded up.

I came here because I think that soyjaks are funny, and the culture interests me. My favorite variant is Chudjak. However, my favorite fully IAS variant is Crying Soyjak.

My favorite template was Brimstone. RIP. Gone but not forgotten. I even copied the source code onto my device, although I won’t use it because it was only for archiving purposes.

(You) can view my sandbox here.

Stuff I made

I’ve made all the following pages: Butthole, Jooz, Axe wound, Arabs (detractor perspective), HTF, Neo-Nazi, Yellow dog, Tranitor, Pollyanna, Bald men with glasses, 🇳🇱, 🇳🇴, and Cobblestone (detractor perspective). Most of these are redirect pages.

(I may or may not also make a detractor perspective for myself if I can figure out how]] There is now

Here are all the files I’ve uploaded so far:

Chudjak spazzing out
Commiepedotroon got -ACK’ed
I always laugh at this image
Footage of Troonella after he ACK’ed
Seething Soyjak
Le /pol/ Face but IAS

Rant about awful shit

WARNING:MINDLESS RANT INCOMING!

This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE


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I hate Jihads and niggers.

And I really, REALLY HATE Retards!🔒

AND I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE TRANNIES AND POONERS!!!THEY RUIN EVERYTHING AND SHOULD ALL PERISH IN TTD AND ROT IN NIGGERHELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!

TRANNIES WILL NEVER BE REAL WOMEN, BUT THEY ARE STILL THE COAL THAT IS KILLING THE WEST!!!

I RECENTLY HEARD THAT SOMEONE MY PARENTS KNEW TROONED OUT, AND I HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF THESE DEGENERATE ABOMINATIONS!!!!!

Archived template in use: {{Tanzanite}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{Supernova}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{Savedtheparty}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{Vantawhite}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{GemeraldShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{GemShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{IronicGem}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{RubyShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{TopazShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{Vantapurple}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Template:IronShort Archived template in use: {{Equinox}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{RustShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{CoalShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{IronicCoal}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{DustShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{Vantablack}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.UNBEARABLE PALESTINIAN EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF SPOOKLANDIA Archived template in use: {{Antimatter}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Template:Antimattertext Archived template in use: {{Killedtheparty}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Archived template in use: {{Singularity}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. Template:AntimattertextTemplate:Singularitytext{{{1}}}{{{1}}}{{{1}}}Coal{{{1}}}IronExample text{{{1}}}{{{1}}}{{{1}}}Example text{{{1}}}

FUCK THE (((GRADINGCAUST))) ITS THE COAL THAT WILL KILL THE WIKI

THIS SHIT MUST END!!!