CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
User:Vantared




Check the history section for the full story.

{{Tip|If someone suddenly displays immeasurable amounts of raw, unfiltered HATRED towards THE GRADINGCAUST🔒 , you've found Vantared.

Click here for the detractor perspective.
If you want to see me at my ANGRIEST, then click here.
If you came here to leak about me, then click here

I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
















Rip brimstone. Gone but not forgotten. Made me laugh every time I saw it. Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. UNBEARABLE PALESTINIAN EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF SPOOKLANDIA
Antimatter (talk) i take that as a personal compliment because i added like 2 kb to it
About me
Hey. I first started lurking here around August 2025, so I’m a newfag. I witnessed firsthand the raid on Wplace where Andrew Fosgate’s memorial was nuked and replaced with a Clash Royale king laughing, and the surrounding area was chudded up.
I came here because I think that soyjaks are funny, and the culture interests me. My favorite variant is Chudjak. However, my favorite fully IAS variant is Crying Soyjak.
My favorite template was Brimstone
(You) can view my sandbox here.
Stuff I made
I’ve made all the following pages: Butthole, Jooz, Axe wound, Arabs (detractor perspective), HTF, Neo-Nazi, Yellow dog, Tranitor, Pollyanna, Bald men with glasses, 🇳🇱, 🇳🇴, and Cobblestone (detractor perspective). Most of these are redirect pages.
(I may or may not also make a detractor perspective for myself if I can figure out how]] There is now
Here are all the files I’ve uploaded so far:








Rant about awful shit
WARNING:MINDLESS RANT INCOMING!

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And I really, REALLY HATE Retards!🔒
AND I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE TRANNIES AND POONERS!!!

I RECENTLY HEARD THAT SOMEONE MY PARENTS KNEW TROONED OUT
Archived template in use: {{Tanzanite}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{Supernova}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{Savedtheparty}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{Vantawhite}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{GemeraldShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{GemShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{IronicGem}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{RubyShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{TopazShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{Vantapurple}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
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Archived template in use: {{Equinox}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{RustShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{CoalShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{IronicCoal}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{DustShort}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{Vantablack}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{Brimstone}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.UNBEARABLE PALESTINIAN EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF SPOOKLANDIA
Archived template in use: {{Antimatter}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
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Archived template in use: {{Killedtheparty}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Archived template in use: {{Singularity}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
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FUCK THE (((GRADINGCAUST))) ITS THE COAL THAT WILL KILL THE WIKI
THIS SHIT MUST END!!!



