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shit nobody cares about
Cobblestone (talk) 10:47, 3 January 2026 (UTC)
moving[edit source]
when you move pages, use the move function instead of just copy pasting the text to a new name Cobblestone (talk) 16:21, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
We’re all gonna die[edit source]
This user is known IRL to easily panic.The whole soysphere is doomed. Vantared | SNCA page 17:59, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
- calm down chud Cobblestone (talk) 18:01, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
- we'll be ok Cobblestone (talk) 18:01, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
it's all gonna be ok[it just will be, ok?] 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 18:06, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
- Hold on… aren’t you the guy who’s trying to dox another user?? Vantared | SNCA page 21:10, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
- the shartys faced bigger things than quotes retardation, at this point the only thing that could "kill" it is the site itself just reaching the end of its natural lifespan. one britbong wont kill the site FitchBaggot (talk) 22:03, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
- Hold on… aren’t you the guy who’s trying to dox another user?? Vantared | SNCA page 21:10, 29 January 2026 (UTC)
- if the trend of useless nigger changes and horrible site management doesnt stop then the threat of the soypocalypse will always be there, being an oldsoy i know the telltale signs of bad management (kuz)--Silohpso (talk) 01:23, 30 January 2026 (UTC)
apologies for accusing you of ban evading[edit source]
I'm schizo and retarded 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:44, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
hi[edit source]
please don't spam templates like this https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&diff=prev&oldid=336718 Cobblestone (talk) 21:01, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
- also participating in ED won't get you banned so please don't make shit up Cobblestone (talk) 21:02, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
- I didn’t put the second oldfag template there, I don’t know how it got there. Also, I put the ban warning because it was previously there but someone removed it. If ED isn’t on the ban list, then that’s news to me and I’ll make note of it. Vantared | SNCA page 21:22, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
- all good Cobblestone (talk) 21:23, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
- I didn’t put the second oldfag template there, I don’t know how it got there. Also, I put the ban warning because it was previously there but someone removed it. If ED isn’t on the ban list, then that’s news to me and I’ll make note of it. Vantared | SNCA page 21:22, 10 February 2026 (UTC)
hi[edit source]
can you join IRC? i'd like to give you your new password. Cobblestone (talk) 21:14, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
- What’s that? Vantared | SNCA page 23:18, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
- https://webirc.soyjak.st/ Cobblestone (talk) 01:56, 13 February 2026 (UTC)
marge[edit source]
why make dis User:Nickers/Troonlibri (completely troonlibri version) in mi user dont delete it doe Nickers - wordswordswords 23:20, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
- Because you’re the one who made that edit, and I have a bunch of user pages already. Vantared | SNCA page 23:21, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
- Also, I’m not a janny and therefore I can’t delete stuff. Vantared | SNCA page 23:24, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
- k Nickers - wordswordswords 23:22, 15 February 2026 (UTC)
Please undo this[edit source]
I’m 20. I can even tell you my birthday- CENSORED/CENSORED/2005. Please stop messing with my user page. Vantared | SNCA page 15:22, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
Also, I feel like this is personal.
- Alright, I'm sorry for messing with your user page. I can promise you the block isn't personal. You genuinely act underage. North (talk) 15:27, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
- I’m actually 20, okay? Seriously. My life IRL is complicated because of it. Also, if this blows over, I just hope we’ll leave each other alone, because I’m honestly sick of grudges.
- Also, thanks for reverting my user page.
- I’m sorry if I made you upset for some reason, although I don’t know how I could have. Vantared | SNCA page 15:31, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
- Also, if I sound off, it’s because I have aspergers and can sometimes act impulsively. I NEVER admit this. Vantared | SNCA page 15:38, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
- North stop acting so petty just leave her alone -- 我们之中 15:32, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
- I’m actually 20, okay? Seriously. My life IRL is complicated because of it. Also, if this blows over, I just hope we’ll leave each other alone, because I’m honestly sick of grudges.
join irc[edit source]
join irc
join wiki irc
^do this What’s that?
- https://irc.soyjak.st/#wiki North (talk) 16:05, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
hi[edit source]
for some reason jannies here are obsessed with you, if they keep obsessing with you email me and i'll deal with it. Cobblestone (talk) 02:06, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
- Okay thanks, but I can’t email anyone because of issues with my account. Vantared | SNCA page 02:09, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
- You forgot your password right? I told you I can give you a new password but you have to join IRC so that I can talk to you privately. Cobblestone (talk) 02:14, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
- Yeah, I did. I joined but I’m anon because idk what else to do. It currently calls me “chud75429282” Vantared | SNCA page 02:16, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
- Wait for me, I'll be there. Cobblestone (talk) 02:27, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
- Yeah, I did. I joined but I’m anon because idk what else to do. It currently calls me “chud75429282” Vantared | SNCA page 02:16, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
- You forgot your password right? I told you I can give you a new password but you have to join IRC so that I can talk to you privately. Cobblestone (talk) 02:14, 23 February 2026 (UTC)
hi[edit source]
can you not spam useless redirects? it clogs up the search bar suggestions with stuff nobody was looking for, anybody looking for "rapeson" is gonna search rapeson or hornyson. Cobblestone (talk) 02:28, 24 February 2026 (UTC)
