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Cobblestone (talk) 10:47, 3 January 2026 (UTC)

moving

when you move pages, use the move function instead of just copy pasting the text to a new name Cobblestone (talk) 16:21, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

Oh okay Vantared (talk) 16:22, 23 January 2026 (UTC)

We’re all gonna die

This user is known IRL to easily panic.

The whole soysphere is doomed. Vantared | SNCA page 17:59, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

calm down chud Cobblestone (talk) 18:01, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

we'll be ok Cobblestone (talk) 18:01, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

What makes you so sure? Vantared | SNCA page 18:03, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

it's all gonna be ok^{[it just will be, ok?]} 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 18:06, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

Even after 1/28? I don’t think so. Vantared | SNCA page 18:13, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

Hold on… aren’t you the guy who’s trying to dox another user?? Vantared | SNCA page 21:10, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

the shartys faced bigger things than quotes retardation, at this point the only thing that could "kill" it is the site itself just reaching the end of its natural lifespan. one britbong wont kill the site FitchBaggot (talk) 22:03, 29 January 2026 (UTC)

if the trend of useless nigger changes and horrible site management doesnt stop then the threat of the soypocalypse will always be there, being an oldsoy i know the telltale signs of bad management (kuz)--Silohpso (talk) 01:23, 30 January 2026 (UTC)

apologies for accusing you of ban evading

I'm schizo and retarded 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 17:44, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

hi

please don't spam templates like this https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica&diff=prev&oldid=336718 Cobblestone (talk) 21:01, 10 February 2026 (UTC)

also participating in ED won't get you banned so please don't make shit up Cobblestone (talk) 21:02, 10 February 2026 (UTC)

I didn’t put the second oldfag template there, I don’t know how it got there. Also, I put the ban warning because it was previously there but someone removed it. If ED isn’t on the ban list, then that’s news to me and I’ll make note of it. Vantared | SNCA page 21:22, 10 February 2026 (UTC)

all good Cobblestone (talk) 21:23, 10 February 2026 (UTC)

hi

can you join IRC? i'd like to give you your new password. Cobblestone (talk) 21:14, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

What’s that? Vantared | SNCA page 23:18, 12 February 2026 (UTC)

https://webirc.soyjak.st/ Cobblestone (talk) 01:56, 13 February 2026 (UTC)

Alright, I joined. Now what? Vantared | SNCA page 15:43, 13 February 2026 (UTC)