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Obesity
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Obesity is the build-up of excess fat in a human's body. It is often the result of overeating and a lack of exercise. Obese people are also referred to as "Fat", “Blubbery” Or “American”.
Science
Contrary to what (((some activists))) might say, obesity is unhealthy; not only does it clog the heart, preventing it from pumping blood, it also causes immense strain on the legs, slowly crippling the butt. Fatties also live shorter lives.
The most obvious sign of obesity is an enlarged belly. However, women usually have a higher body fat percentage than men, and distribute their fat more evenly rather than concentrating it in the belly, although this gender distinction becomes less distinct at the point of morbid obesity.
The best ways to get rid of obesity are laying off of the goyslop (90% of weight loss) and cardio, like intense walking and jogging (10% of weight loss).
In Soyjaks
Soyjaks are not usually represented as fat, but they are often represented as "skinnyfat" due to the nutritionally poor diet of soyboys, who have virtually no muscle, with the remainder of their fat deposits sagging from the belly.
Most fat jokes in soy culture are directed towards mutts, due to the prevalence of goyslop in the USA. More recently, Satoko houjou fan has been the butt of these jokes.
List of nicknames for obese people
- Obese
- Fat
- Whale/Blubber
- Elephant
- Pig
- Hippo
- American
- Big
- Tubby
- Walrus
- Cow
- McDonalds Man
- Ball
- Fatty
- Fatso
- Chubby
- Peter Griffin
- Homer
- Burger Baby
- Fatfuck
- Fatwad
- Fatass
- Fat fuck
- Cado
- Chonker
- Bigbelly
- Lardo
- Human Balloon
- Double Chin/TwoChin
- Glutton
- Food Freak
- Wide
- Warrior-Z
- Fat Albert (for niggers)
- Morbily Obese
- Blob
- Slob
- Fridge raider
- Giant
- Chubby Child
- DiaBetty (for women, mostly your mom)
- Big Mack
- Incredible Gassy
