Family Guy

OH MY GOD, WHO THE HELL CARES?!

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It's slowing down...My peer-reviewed studies indicate that it's not over yet...
But it is slowing down drastically, which may lead to it being OVER.

>Lois this reminds me of the time I was doxed by the Sharty!

Family Guy is (((Jewish)))

>who the hell cares^{you can even hear it without clicking the video if you're unemployed enough}

Nigger music

Family Guy (also known as Family Gay and Family Goy ) is a coalish rip-off of The Simpsons; it was created in 1999 by an atheist, liberal, vegan, democrat, communist named Seth MacFarlane, who intended to make a show exactly like The Simpsons but with much darker humor (basically highly more offensive) according to today's standards. It centers the Griffin family who are canonically Jewish.

By the time, it aired from 1999 to 2003, because nobody liked it and Fox received angry letters from the public in general to yank the show off their network accusing it of being a cheap Simpsons rip-off. It came back from the grave in 2005 and according to oldfag fans of the show, Seasons 4-7 was considered the Gemmy era of Family Goy. (MEDS, Family Guy always sucked ass!)

According to the Cartoon Community, Modern Family Guy is as bad as Modern Simpsons, but overall a little bit better.

Most of the time, kids are more likely to watch this show than The Simpsons, as Family Guy is responsible for kids to act retarded and giving them ADHD, it is also responsible for Chris Chan's racism. It is also notable that the show has several jokes about incest, there was an episode were Peter marries Chris for a payoff or something.

Despite its somewhat chuddy humor, most of the people that watch this show are trannies. The animation has gotten worse in Season 10, the characters movements look off, and usually, when they laugh, it looks like they're sucking dick.

Peter is a Pedophile theory

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There is talk of the possibility that Peter Griffin is a peter file, given the clear evidence that he likes to speak lewdly to children, and for instance, in one episode, he marries Chris. His own younger son.

All below are stuff that happened in actual Family Goy episodes:

• He was caught with 'p on his laptop; When questioned he disposed of the device and threw it into the ocean (Even Jesus Himself was there to look at it, even though He would’ve known about it regardless from watching everyone in Heaven).
• Cleveland confronted him for having photographs of baby penises with timestamps that date back to 1998, threatened to call the police.
• Gave Joe's baby a "raspberry" too low.
• Threatened to rape Meg and do something to her that she wouldn't remember until she was "40"
• Got arrested for watching "baby corn"
• Sometimes he acts like a kaka (one of the symptoms pedos have).
• Stripped infront of Meg and her friends, who were all underage, under the persona “officer nasty,” and used his butt to steal Meg’s hat and glasses.
• Remains friends with Glenn Quagmire, despite him being a pedophile and a registered sex offender, which means that Peter doesn't see anything wrong with it.

Characters

• Peter Griffin: the titular Family Guy himself, he is the fat, alcoholic, retarded ^{[Doe he has an higher 70 IQ compare to Homer's 55 IQ]}, bisexual, and psychopathic father who leads a large portion of the episodes and steals the spotlight from the other characters. Also, in later seasons, he is anything but a Family Guy.

• Chris Griffin: He is a sexual harasser, gooner, virgin, wigger, drug addict, and proven to be autistic ^{[It is canon]} son (he is basically you and me).
• Lois Griffin: The Prostitute, Jewish mother.
• Meg Griffin: The depressed suicidal, and liberal daughter. Often the target of harassment from other characters, especially Peter.
• Brian Griffin: The pseudo-intellectual atheist egocentric/narcissistic and alcoholic dog of the family, all the sick fuck female characters of this show bang him despite the fact that he is an animal. Seth MacFarlane uses him to push his retarded political opinion.
• Stewie Griffin: An evil genius baby who is also a homosexual^{[rupert doesn't count]}.
• Glenn Quagmire: A serial rapist and pervert who is best known for his catchphrase, "Giggity".
• Joe Swanson: A crippled police officer voiced by Patrick Warburton. His wife hates him.
• Cleveland Brown: Token black guy. Had his own spinoff, The Cleveland Show ^{[even doe quagmire would make a way funnier spinoff]}, which nophono fan cared about. His fat son has become famous in the soysphere for various Meximutt edits.
• Sneakers O'Toole: Gigachad Aryan beast who is best known for refusing to take his sneakers off. He is universally regarded as the best character in the show, and his spinoff, Sneaking Around, will debut in 20██.^{[It seems like everybody loves Sneakers O'Toole, everybody wants to even fuck him]}

Gallery

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  Copying Doll
• SoyBooru's Namefag:Gooner irl
• >This is almost as bad as the time I lost a debate to Warrior-Z!
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  A variant:unknown depicting Peter Griffin

See also

• The Simpsons