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Dream

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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

A Dream is an A24, slowburn movie produced by the brain during sleep. It can be incomprehensible but could also be comprised of the usual voices that are heard in ones head, along with anything (You) saw on the /soy/ during the day. Dreams are best known for being used for psoychologists to figure out what's wrong with ones mind.

What causes dreams is unknown[it just isn't, ok?], however The Experts™ have concluded that it matters a lot in regard to the brain somehow.[citation needed]

Nightmare

A nightmare is a dream where the A24 slow-burn kino movie is not jumpscare-free. Nightmares can occasionally occur, and they either remind you about embarrassing stuff you did years ago, or it's just a generic horror movie.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

Dr. Soyberg, you once asked me why we dream. If I should say it out loud, I fear it will sound like madness. How can I explain this? Do you know how the brain works? Do you have any idea of what we know about how the brain and consciousness work? Us, humans, I mean. And I'm not talking about some new-age hocus-pocus, I'm talking about the sum of knowledge compiled through disciplined experts through arduous experiments and peer-reviewed studies.

I'm talking about the insights you gain by actually poking around inside patients' heads, studying their behavior, and conducting experiments to figure out the trvth, and separating that from all the bullshit about the brain and consciousness that has no basis in reality whatsoever. I'm talking about the understanding of the brain that has resulted in things like meds. How much do you really know about that?

I suppose you still have the typical twentieth-century view of the whole thing. The self is situated in the brain, somehow, like a small pilot in a cockpit behind your eyes. You believe that it is a mix of memories and emotions and things that make you cry, and all that is probably also inside your brain, because it would be strange if that were inside your heart, which you've been taught is a muscle.

But at the same time you're having trouble reconciling with the fact that all that is you, all thoughts and experiences and knowledge and taste and opinions, should exist inside your cranium. So you tend not to dwell on such questions, thinking

"There's probably more to it", and being satisfied with a fuzzy image of a gaseous, transparent Something floating around in an undefined void.

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Dream
is part of a series on
Mental health
>NOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA TAKE MY MEDS!
Illnesses and Conditions [-+]
Treatments [-+]

BBC therapyCopiumDoctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus ChristLandscape TherapyMeditationMedsMental AsylumSleepSoyicide