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Aliens
Aliens, also known as Extraterrestrials, or ███████, are a hypothetical (or very real, depending on which retarded Amerimutt you're talking to) category of lifeform that is not of this Earth; they inhabit other planets in space. Whether they exist or not is currently unknown THEY DO DON'T LISTEN TO (((THEM))). According to science, there is a high probability🗝️ that they exist somewhere out there. (probably underground, or above us. Or right behind you.)
History
In 1947, a retarded alienfag crashed in the deserts of New Mexico, USA. At first, the Amerimutt military assumed it was le Nazis coming from the (((Moon))) or something. But the enormous Somali-like cranium revealed this thing was not of this Earth (Like real Somalians). This was the start of the US government's deal with aliens.
For over 80 years, the government has been trading shit nophono cares about for alien technology. In return, the aliens get more control over the government and the Western population. They even sometimes shapeshift into celebrities or political figures like Hillary Clinton to simply fuck with us.
They are so powerful, they rival the Jews in terms of who controls the world.
Despite them being very real and molesting humans in Dulce Base, many insist they aren't real. Deniers include Followers of Scientism (who see them as enemies of Empiricism), flat Earthers (who think they are Demons, trying to guide everyone to Heliocentric Nazism), and Dixielanders (who think the existence of Alienfags would invalidate Young-Earth Christianity or something).
