Captainism

The emerging soylitical soylosophy of Captainism revolves around the established right to rule soyjak.party, a concept known as the mandate of 'lent. An admin who is of official succession to the previous one, either through purchasing the site or inheriting it after the other steps down, is said to hold the mandate as the rightful administrator. This emerged in part to resolve the faction wars that would begin after transfers of power.

"Captainism" as it is currently is not a true belief system but a method of gaining administrative powers that bypasses the justification of the mandate of 'lent and instead uses illicit methods to take control of the site. These are near universally considered illegitimate usurpations of power which often lead to immense chaos on the site but it survives as path to power for many who desire to rule the Sharty.

List of Captains

Captain Coal

The first of the Captains and the most significant. By using the default vichan admin account which Soot forgot to delete, Captain Coal was able to begin his short-lived reign of coaly terror. Arbitrary bans, IP reveals and thread deletions swept over the site. His most enduring legacy may be the creation of /plier/ which still exists today, albiet hidden.

Captain Cob

Did the same as Captain Coal but because he was a pussy who didn't want the jannies to ban him afterwards he did jack shit apart from warning Doll about the security breach.

Red

While not referred to as a captain due to not being a hacker, his actions on August 14, 2023 had a lot in common with Captains. He became de-facto admin, declaring himself as such on his userpage, after the mass rangebanning of the entire Sharty due to being the only user left on it. This ban and the subsequent 'cord leak were acts that were in contempt of the current (at the time) administration and, much like captains, was a hostile takeover that lead to extreme amounts of chaos. Red's cordxisters raided the site with 'p after Red was outed, fired, and banned, leading to the sale by DOLL to Froot/Dr. E temporarily falling through and the Soypocalypse occurring.

S0I1337

Referred as Captain Gem, he infiltrated into 4cucks systems or something and functionally raped it by reopening /qa/ and leaking source code, staff team data and some other shit. Despite being quickly overthrown by admins who shut down website completely, the damaged was colossal so the site was closed for 2 weeks and many janjans left for good.

Trinitite

Sometimes referred to as Captain Brim, xhe hacked this very wiki via managing to infiltrate Cobblestone's account. Once in, xhe vandalized the wiki with furry art, the mass removal of images and templates, the mass banning of Jannies and other major contributors, and Jarty-ification of the homepage. This caused the wiki to go down for several hours and Salt to temporarily take over administration of the 'ki due to safety concerns. The first (and so far only) Captain in the history of the 'ki.