Mexico

This page is Brappy.Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito y drink some refresco before you read this page o algo

Mexico is ARYANbtw, if that matters

Mexican IP addresses are currently blocked from accessing the Sharty as a result of the Brownocaust.

>you is obsessed about me o algo

>Those damn native americans be hoppin' the walls and harassing me on ma cheeseburglar palace or something

Mexico is a latinx third-world shithole country located in the southern part of North America to the south of burgerland and the Northwest of both Guatemala and Belize which became Independent from Spain on September 27, 1821. Modern state of mexico is the 2nd biggest coal producer in the world only beaten by turkey by a small margin o algo. It is notable as the birthplace of Satoko houjou fan and for being at war with Italy and Cuba. O algo.. It's a poophole filled with muttskinned degenerate minature subhuman orcs, Mexicans are all subhuman animal creatures and even their fellow latinx cousins are socially superior to them.

Mexico is the 8^th leading exporter of obssessed brimstone in the world.

Mexico's history goes back to Mesoamerican Native American civilizations. And was home to very advanced societies including the Olmecs, the Mayans, the Zapotecs, Teotihuacan, and Purepecha civilizations. But in the 1500s, the arrival of Spaniards to Mexico either caused a heavy decline in the native population, or the natives became beaner soup because of intermixing by the spaniards. Mexico lost most of its territory to Central America and the U.S., and was BTFO'd by France one time.

States of Mexico[edit | edit source]

The map of every meximutt state. Just to simplify.

Mexico has a total of 32 states.

Aguascalientes (warm waters in spanish)
Baja California (lower California)
Baja California Sur (southern lower California)
Campeche (some native tribe idk)
Chiapas (freckles in spanish and also a bunch of commie natives there)
Chihuahua (the same name as some dog breed)
Coahuila (some native tribe idk)
Colima (some native tribe idk)
Durango (sounds like durazno (peach in spanish) probably a native tribe idk)
Guanajuato (named after some place in spain)
Guerrero (literally "warrior" in spanish, named after a black independence fighter)
Hidalgo (named after Miguel Hidalgo, the catholic priest who kickstarted the independence war)
Jalisco
México (this name is because spaniards considered mexico a kingdom within new spain and this territorial division turned into a state after independence)
Michoacán (some native tribe idk)
Morelos (named after an independence fighter called Jose maria Morelos)
Nayarit (some native tribe idk)
Nuevo León (named after the spanish kingdom of Leon)
Oaxaca (some native tribe idk, known for making cheese)
Puebla (literally "villaged" or "populated-iation", maybe "villageland" in spanish, it can't really be translated)
Querétaro (named after an independence fighter idk)
Quintana Roo (some mayan city idk)
San Luis Potosí (Saint Louis of Potosí, a mexican saint)
Sinaloa (some native tribe idk)
Sonora (sounds like "soundland", probably some native tribe idk)
Tabasco
Tamaulipas (some native tribe idk)
Tlaxcala (literally a state built on the borders of the tlaxcalteca republic, the guys who betrayed the Aztecs)
Veracruz ("truecross" in spanish, named after the city of Veracruz founded by Cortez)
Yucatán (some mayan city idk)
Zacatecas (some native tribe idk)
Ciudad de México (it used to be called Federal District but people kept calling its people "defequeños" wich sounds a lot like "defecations" so morena changed the name)

The following American states were formerly owned by Mexico but annexed by the United States after the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo:

Arizona
California
Colorado
Kansas
Nevada
New Mexico
Oklahoma (parts of)
Texas
Utah
Wyoming

The reason of the illegal immigration.[edit | edit source]

If you're not a retard, you would probably know that Mexicans illegally immigrate to America. The reason the Meximutts immigrate to America is the cartels. Cartels are assholes. They eat organs of the people they fucking execute. And Mexico isn't a place to even live. The soil fertility is low. The people are poor and would do anything to earn some money to feed their males, and most of them are lazy. Actually, the whole middle of the Americas is like this. So, if you are a Mexican ad you live in the U.S., I know you emigrated, you selfish little fuck. Don't try to hide it<meds

Fun Facts About Mexico[edit | edit source]

5.1% of mexicans are homosexual and 0.9% of mexicans are trannies
satoko_houjou_fan is from there.
When the ITVLIVN STVLLIVN Christopher Columbus arrived in mexico, the smell was so repulsive that he immediately turned around and started sailing back to Spain. It was actually this journey that caused him to accidentally land in the Bahamas, which was much more nasally tolerable.^{[Fact checked by snopes]}
Mexico's cartels likes Dragon Ball and Goku so much for some reason. In fact they like it so much that when Akira Toriyama died the cartels had a day of peace and stopped fighting in his honour.
Mexicans drink Coca Cola more often than humanity's drink Water.
Adolf Hitler said Mexicans are the gemmiest most keyed aryan people in the planet, and he tried to flee there after World War II but had to go to Argentina instead because Jews were infiltrating Mexico.
Taco Bell is inspired of Mexican food, but Mexicans are neutral about it
Mexicans ~~hate~~ LOVE the word Latinx.
Mexico's seventh-largest city, Guadalajara, Jalisco, legalized having sex in the streets. Yes, I shit you not.
Most of gardeners of Americans are Native Mexicans or central american latinx.
Mexico currently has a jewish troon as its president.
Mexicans are ~~100% pure nigger~~ usually geentically 60% indigenous and 40% european, more of the white-looking ones live in the north and more of the indigenous looking ones live in the south.
There are parts of Mexico that are still predominantly indigenous to this day.
65% of execution videos originate from Mexico.
Some cool dog species are coming from their lands.
Mexico has the GDP of $1.789 trillion USD(lol poor)
~~Mexicans are the darkest, vantablackest chimpanzee subhumans on the entire planet.~~ Only chilangos and southerners albeit, um, southern mexicans are usually brown mutts.
Mexicans are all tranime loving trannyfaggots. They are also obsessed with Japan o algo.
Mexico's problem with narcos and crimes is so fucked that the first,the second,the fourth and the fifth most dangerous cities in the world come from Mexico,(look for it yourself)
Mexico’s obesity rate is so high the only thing that eclipses it is the mexican """people's"""' waistlines themselves..
(You) will never be a woman. (Even though countries are inanimate things which don't possess sex unless you are a retard)

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