Mexico
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This page is Brappy.
Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito before you read this page o algo |
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México is ARYAN por cierto, si eso importa |
>Mexico is obsessed about me o algo
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| Founded | 1821 |
| Creator | Agustín I |
| Owner | Claudia Sheinbaum |
Mexico is a latinx country located in North America to the south of burgerland and the Northwest of both Guatemala and Belize which became Independent from Spain on September 27, 1821. Modern state of mexico is the 2nd biggest coal producer in the world only beaten by turkey by a small margin o algo. It is notable as the birthplace of Satoko houjou fan and for being at war with Italy and Cuba. O algo.. It's a poophole filled with muttskinned minature orcs
States of Mexico[edit | edit source]
Mexico has a total of 32 states.
- Aguascalientes
- Baja California
- Baja California Sur
- Campeche
- Chiapas
- Chihuahua(they literally have a fucking state about an animal, geg
actually, the animal was named for the state and not the other way around) - Coahuila
- Colima
- Durango
- Guanajuato
- Guerrero
- Hidalgo
- Jalisco
- México(THE state of Mexico.)
- Michoacán
- Morelos
- Nayarit
- Nuevo León
- Oaxaca
- Puebla
- Querétaro
- Quintana Roo
- San Luis Potosí
- Sinaloa
- Sonora
- Tabasco
- Tamaulipas
- Tlaxcala
- Veracruz
- Yucatán
- Zacatecas
- Mexico City(the capital state of meximutts.)
The following American states were formerly owned by Mexico but annexed by the United States after the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo:
- Arizona
- California
- Colorado
- Kansas
- Nevada
- New Mexico
- Oklahoma (parts of)
- Texas
- Utah
- Wyoming
The reason of the illegal immigration.[edit | edit source]
If you're not a retard, you would probably know that Mexicans illegally immigrate to America. The reason the Meximutts immigrate to America is the cartels. Cartels are assholes. They eat organs of the people they fucking execute. And Mexico isn't a place to even live. The soil fertility is low. The people are poor and would do anything to earn some money to feed their males, and most of them are lazy. Actually, the whole middle of America is like this. So, if you are a Mexican, I know you emigrated, you selfish little fuck. Don't try to hide it<meds
Fun Facts About Mexico[edit | edit source]
- 5.1% of mexicans are homosexual and 0.9% of mexicans are trannies
- satoko_houjou_fan is from there.
- When the ITVLIVN STVLLIVN Christopher Columbus arrived in mexico, the smell was so repulsive that he immediately turned around and started sailing back to Spain. It was actually this journey that caused him to accidentally land in the Bahamas, which was much more nasally tolerable.[Fact checked by snopes]
- Mexico's cartels likes Dragon Ball and Goku so much for some reason. In fact they like it so much that when Akira Toriyama died the cartels had a day of peace and stopped fighting in his honour.
- Mexicans drink Coca Cola more than humanity's drink Water.
- Adolf Hitler said Mexicans are the gemmiest most keyed aryan people in the planet, and he tried to flee there after World War II but had to go to Argentina instead because Jews were infiltrating Mexico.
- Taco Bell is inspired of Mexican food, but Mexicans are neutral about it
- Mexicans
hateLOVE the word Latinx. - Mexico's seventh-largest city, Guadalajara, Jalisco, legalized having sex in the streets. Yes, I shit you not.
- Most of gardeners of Americans are Native Mexicans or central american latinx.
- Mexico currently has a jewish troon as its president.
- Mexicans are
100% pure niggerChad germanic - 65% of execution videos originate from Mexico.
- Some cool dog species are coming from their lands.
- Mexico has the GDP of $1.789 trillion USD(lol poor)
Mexicans are the darkest, vantablackest chimpanzee subhumans on the entire planet.Only chilangos and southerners albeit- Mexicans are all tranime loving trannyfaggots. They are also obsessed with Japan o algo.
- Mexico's problem with narcos and crimes is so fucked that the first,the second,the fourth and the fifth most dangerous cities in the world come from Mexico,(look for it yourself)
- Mexico’s obesity rate is so high the only thing that eclipses it is the mexican """people's"""' waistlines themselves..
- (You) will never be a woman. (Even though countries are inanimate things which don't possess sex unless you are a retard)
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