Every admin is admin 6 theory

Every admin is admin 6 theory is a LAST RESORT NUKE that will leave
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

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The every admin is admin 6 theory is a dangerous far right conspiracy theory (made by me us of course) that suggests that every single admin is the sixth one BECAUSE I SAID SO. OK?

Why every admin is admin 6:

• # FUGGEN CORD
  
• # FUGGEN 'P
  
• # FUGGEN JERDEE
  
• # FUGGEN EVERYTHING
  
• # FUGG YOU
  
• # Every admin so far has done enough unambigiously retarded and sharty-harming things that they really might be personas of Admin 6

Soot

Soot has explicitly allowed lolishota content to stay on the sharty, was a notorious dataminer, and allowed spam to stay on the log

kuz

Main article: kuz

kuz is considered one of the worst admins in all of soystory because xe's an AIDS-ridden pedophilie, and a homosexual whose jannycord was FULL of tranny pedophiles like him. Xe also larped a website hosting organization that had Heyuri (an imageboard made by a lolicon) and Kolyma Dating under its control or something.

Quote

Main article: Quote

Quote was also a pedo who barely interacted with the site, was with a very close relationship with other pedophiles like Mudstard, Cobbles(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), Mist and LimeAIDS (ev&oe later xe banned the latter for good). Purged brownies (for not being black enough) kids, and users of non-hostile splinters. Didn't ban smuglet and unbanned pedophilic jokes which turned into soysurgencies. Had xis own 'cord, and a 'booru jannycord with the staff the leaks of which, combined with the soysurgencies turned into the Fifth Soyvil War. Admin 6 , innit?

Salt

Main article: Salt (detractor perspective)

Salt is literally the 6th admin who's reign is controversial, but only because of the amount of pedophiles xe let on the site that shill for him. Unbanned failtrolls, disruptive communities in general, ODG, spam and gore on sharty. Kept Mudstard and Cobblestein in xheir positions (ev&oe mustard is now just a developer). Hired a bunch of foodist joons that approve porn, and sometimes even 'p. Fucked up the code of Sharty. Undone many Quote-era bans, including Supreme, and Moonmetropolis. In short, literally admin 6.