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Soysurgency
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>Oh my when admin worship is kino it's just a muhhekken Soyvil War 5!!1!
Soysurgencies are the coals that are killing the Party!Soysurgencies are larps internal conflicts that occur on the Sharty. Similar to Soyvil Wars, Soysurgencies are caused by controversial memes and admin drama, albeit they are generally shorter and much more brimmy[Meds all shitflings are brimstone]. Soysurgencies are unique to the Quote administration, with all three being a direct reaction to Quotist policy and the quotecord.
List of Soysurgencies[edit | edit source]
First Great Soysurgency[edit | edit source]
The Great Soysurgency, also known as Second Soy-Frog War, was the result of insanely high conflict between Frogposters and Nusois over the past months. It started in July 7, 2025 and had fizzled out by July 12. During this war the log became extremely coaly with near-zero winraids. A few people forced their memes by spamming them, including the Steam Engine nigger. Soyteens have bashed /a/ and raided it multiple times during these moments.
Second Great Soysurgency[edit | edit source]
The Second Great Soysurgency, also known as the Great Leakflood, was a "war" on /soy/, raging from August 8th, 2025 to August 10th 2025. It began after Limeade made a thread calling Soytan, Gigachad, Pepe and caca haters Twitter immigrants (true btw) when some nusois made a thread asking for Soytan to be banned if it reached 1000 replies, causing widespread nusoi clitty leakage and mass spam, with multiple parties using Hunky Twink Sex Machine to ridicule the soyteen population. It was also a populist revolt against Limeade for wanting to turn /dem/ into his personal MLP porn dump. Eventually after the deletion of /dem/ Limeade became less active and the conflict fizzled out with soyteens resuming their normal posts.
Third Great Soysurgency[edit | edit source]
The Third Great Soysurgency a.k.a. Mousegate was a mass clitty leakage event primarily occuring on /soy/, which started on 18 October 2025. It began as a soyteen riot against the jannies before evolving into a purity spiral and boogeyman hunt against bait that made soyteens leak (Terrible Mouse and HTSM).
Starting as protests against the Quote administration's permissiveness towards a single[1] Terrible Mouse spammer that had baited soyteens into thinking he was an entire "Mousegram" (as confirmed by Mustard later) and bait on 18 October, shitflinging broke out between NAS posters and IAS posters within hours.
By 20 October, the nature of the conflict had transformed after the "confirmation" of "Mousegram" existence and the "discovery" of "HTSMcord," leading to shitflinging between soyteens while frogposters demoralized. While a large portion of the Third Soysurgency could be considered a shitflinging larp between nusois and spammers, however, it did lead to the creation of /soy2/ and greatly increased the value of HTSM as effective bait due to the observation that it elicits an out-of-proportion reaction from soyteens (some of whom were "falling" for HTSM bait as a form of bait itself).
Future Soysurgencies[edit | edit source]
Unfortunately, many more Soysurgencies are bound to occur in the near future, mainly due to the Nusois' irresistible urge to shitfling and the Jannies' irresistible urge to fuck up the website.
See also[edit | edit source]
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Battle of /soy/ ♦ Mutt-Euro War ♦ Soyvil War 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / Ϫ ♦ Great Soyteen Victory ♦ Negan War ♦ Operation Bleached Bowl ♦ Floyd crisis ♦ Soy Duel ♦ The Day the 'log Bled ♦ Unpluggening ♦ Frog War ♦ Chud Skirmishes ♦ Summer War ♦ /nate/ War (Extended conflict) / Second /nate/ War ♦ Soy-Frog War ♦ /bp/-Soyteen War ♦ Great Soysurgency ♦ Second Great Soysurgency ♦ Third Great Soysurgency Wars on the 'ru and the Wiki [+] 2024 Shemmy Raid on the 'iki ♦ Azeri-Armenian War ♦ BBC war ♦ Cobson-Feraljak War ♦ Greco-Turkish War ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Mexican-American War ♦ Countrywars ♦ Edit wars ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Polish-Mapuche war ♦ Shemmy Wiki Raid ♦ World War Z ♦ Soytan War ♦ Wiki 'p spam ♦ Wikidueling Minor conflicts [+] Anniversary Scuffle ♦ /chr/-/bp/ War ♦ Splinter War ♦ The Gigachad-Lennonjak War ♦ War on Self Inserters Miscellaneous [+]
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