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| > | My name is MoonMetropolis and I'm pushing 30 Mess with me and my gang and we'll do you dirty I love porn and gore in sites with minors in it Reminds me of the old net where they’d see it every minute |
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Joshua Ryne Goldberg, known online as MoonMetropolis, is an ex-convict, ex-Sharty[2] janitor and ex-Soyjak Wiki janitor[3], namefag, and the former figurehead of the NuSchlog. He says that he is technically not Jewish because only his father is a Jew and you need your mother to be Jewish too for you to be considered one.[4][5]
History
[edit | edit source]Joshua is known for autistic and dedicated trolling campaigns, one of which eventually got him caught by the glowies and convicted on the charges of terrorism, getting him incarcerated and gaining a proper Wikipedia page. After being released from prison, he would go back to the internet and got involved with rDrama, though he ended up getting permabanned from there for trying to 'ox some rDrama faggot. He would learn about the Soysphere from Xitter and make an AMA on the Sharty after being banned from Reddit, which is what led to him being invited to rDrama.[6][7]
He joined Soyjak.blog on October 15 of 2024 and would spend most of his time being a namefag on there[8], becoming a wiki janny shortly after. He also owns a substack newsletter where he discusses his thoughts and opinions.[9]
On June 28, 2025, Moon would be fired from his position as a janny on the Sharty for getting too involved in splinter wars.[2] He would also be demoted from his position on the wiki on August 6, 2025 by Quote for edit warring.[3]
On August 18, 2025, he was banned for allegedly trying to impersonate BBQ Sauce on Kiwi Farms and attempting to false flag,[10] and accusation which he and Kiwi Farms staff have denied. He would also be removed from his position on the NuSchlog on the same day.
Activity
[edit | edit source]MoonMetropolis has gathered some praise for his effort in exposing and hunting foodist pedos.[11] He has worked on reporting them to the FBI and being responsible for repeatedly getting a pedophilic splinter dropped by its providers, with him also focusing on bringing Skajyos and Bu5t into justice, though they are still up.
Controversies
[edit | edit source]Some of Goldberg’s stances have been controversial amongst some users, particularly Schlog oldfags and now inhabitants of the shroom. One of them is his opinion that Soylita is the most well-designed soyjak variant, and that she would be gemmy if it wasn't used by pedophiles
On May 22, 2024, Joshua wrote a Medium blog post arguing that "fake" AI-generated child porn and lolicon should be legal on First Amendment grounds,[13] and he made the same arguments on the Schlog, an extremely controversial statement met with criticism by both nu-Schlog users and shroom.[14]
One of the people Goldberg unbanned recently is p0rt42; the owner of homercord, telling him "to the best of my knowledge, you dindu nuffin."[15] when he asked why he was banned. He also unbanned joel, who was re-banned later for being 15.[16]
Goldberg emailed archive links containing CSAM to someone, hoping to get them removed by archive operators, and asked that person for advice on how to do so. Later, it was discovered that the recipient was a minor, though Goldberg was unaware of this at the time.[17] He also samefagged with his golem to defend himself until an admin revealed his identity on a /qa/ thread[18].
Gallery
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An old mugshot of him from 2018. Notice the scabs on his forehead.
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PFP
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A photo of his court documents that he shared on the schlog.
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A courtroom sketch of him
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Celebrating one of his family member's graduation
External Links
[edit | edit source]See also
[edit | edit source]- Braniggers - they probably like him
Snopes
- ↑ File:My_name_is_moon_metropolis_and_im_pushing_30.png
- ↑ 2.0 2.1 https://gyo.tc/2026-0716-1357-19/https://kiwifarms.st:443/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/page-2858
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 File:Moondemoted.png
- ↑ https://archive.ph/mzKjO
- ↑ The belief that Jewishness is passed through the mother in instances of mixed unions is an ancient one. It appears in the Talmud, tractate Yebamoth 45a, and Also in Maimonides' Epistle to Yemen, where he claims that Jesus of Nazareth was the offspring of a mixed union, but that "He was a Jew because his mother was a Jewess, although his father was a Gentile."
- ↑ https://archive.ph/Ss2Nk
- ↑ https://archive.ph/mzKjO
- ↑ https://archive.ph/eIZrX
- ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0716-1357-19/https://moonmetropolis.substack.com:443/
- ↑ https://gyo.tc/2025-0818-0958-35/https://kiwifarms.st:443/threads/skibidi-farms-nolimitspedia-nolimitsblox-gnarpedia-totencord-hutucord-goyswats-discordalways-win-thugchan-zukencord.203794/page-138 https://archive.ph/a8UEl
- ↑ https://archive.ph/yI7hF
- ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/favorite-subvariant.844/#post-501834 (archive.today link)
- ↑ https://archive.md/2ODJG
- ↑ moon on the schlog
- ↑ "dindu nuffin"
- ↑ joel getting banned again
- ↑ https://gyo.tc/2026-0716-1357-19/https://www.onionfarms.com:443/threads/soyjak-general-thread.6254/page-5
- ↑ https://gyo.tc/2025-0829-1431-13/https://www.soyjak.st:443/qa/thread/719592.html
- ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/anonymous-confession-thread-2.12829/page-34#post-553146 (archive)
- ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/anonymous-confession-thread-2.12829/page-39#post-553828 (archive/mirror)



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