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Fluoride
"Have you eaten ze bugs yet?"
Fluoride is a yummy, inorganic material that's naturally occuring, being found in rocks and soil. It is represented by the symbol F and atomic number 9 on the periodic table.
In the 1930s The Experts and scientists discovered that this chemical is actually quite dangerous for human consumption, and so with that knowledge they decided to include in everyday items of consumption. If (You) live in the US, Canada, the UK, Ireland, Australia, or New Zealand, it can also be found in your water and drinking supply thanks to Mr. Honourable Fauci and his hard working team. Huzzah! Fluoride can also be found in toothpaste, while also being manufactured in milk and table salt.
If (You) live in the US, Canada, the UK, Ireland, Australia, or New Zealand, it can also be found in your water and drinking supply thanks to Mr. Honourable Fauci and his hard working team. Huzzah! Fluoride can also be found in toothpaste, while also being manufactured in milk and table salt.
>B-but.. It can't be bad! Fluoride helps with repairing tooth enamel and replacing lost minerals!
True, it does do that! However clean, attractive white teeth have always been achievable without the need of introducing new experimental chemicals into our food and drink. It should be obvious, but bad dental hygiene can also be avoided by not eating hyper-processed grime, obviously.
The fluoride stare
[edit | edit source]The fluoride stare refers to that iconic, lifeless gaze that 'people' under the spell of fluoride give you whenever you state an original thought or opinion that hasn't been approved by our Overlords. The fluoride stare is also deployed by certain subhumans whenever you pass them by on your morning walk, and they're so dead inside and pessimistic that they don't even have the courtesy to acknowledge your existence, let alone smile back.
The fluoride stare can also refer to the structure and colour of a person's eyes. It's categorized by a lack of spark, glimmer or inquisitiveness in the victim to fluouride's eyes.
Alternatives
[edit | edit source]There are many alternatives to tap / bottled water, toothpaste, and food that don't contain fluoride. Below are a select few.
Water
[edit | edit source]Buying a water filter is a good investment. They are cheap and simple to use. If you're absolutely loaded and really want to go all out you can buy a filter that's built in to your sink, however there's not really much point since a simple one can do the trick.
Toothpaste
[edit | edit source]There are lots of options for fluoride-free toothpaste since most drugstores sell them and there are lots of companies online. Since we're already on the topic of health, buying a bamboo toothbrush is also a good idea since these toothbrushes have zero microplastics, unlike the crappy Chinese factory ones.
