GET/4chan

This article is very heavy, heavier than 'cado even.It may lag your device and drain your phone/laptop's battery.
Consider putting it on a diet.

GETs obtained on 4chan by the Sharty.

/3/

999999 and 1000000 GETs

First sculpt please be nice

Fuck niggers

Posts no. 999999 and 1000000 were obtained on October 26, 2024, the former was taken by a 3D sculpt of Cobson while the latter was taken by a Dollist.

/aco/

6666666 GET

'son thread

Post no. 6666666 was obtained on August 12, 2022 and was taken by Cobson.

7999999 GET

Post no. 7999999 was obtained on February 26, 2024.

/a/

266666666 GET

pepe won

Post no. 266666666 was obtained on May 17, 2024 and was a NAS frog.

/an/

4999999 GET

cobson won

Post no. 4999999 was obtained on June 9, 2025, right after the /lgbt/ 39999999 GET was stolen.

/b/

911111111 GET

sharty won /b/fags lost

Post no. 911111111 was obtained on December 21, 2023 and was a very turbulent GET. This GET is especially notable due to having the highest board PPM during the GET attempt, at 114.5 posts per minute, or one post every 0.523Ϫ seconds.

The calling thread suffered multiple derail attempts, and then the entire site was hit by some faggot with a bot and multiple proxies. Nevertheless, it was still a victory. Not even some terminally obsessed script-throttling tranny can stop the Party.

/bant/

14000000 GET

.

Post no. 14000000 was obtained on December 7, 2021.

16666666 GET

he won

Post no. 16666666 was obtained on December 11, 2022.

18999999 and 19000000 GETs

HWAW, WEABS LOST

Posts no. 18999999 and 19000000 were obtained on October 31, 2023, both were taken by a Nate themed Flartson alongside a hanging troonjak of Cirno.

23000000 GET

dead board

Post no. 23000000 was obtained on July 27, 2025.

25000000 GET

Post no. 25000000 was obtained on September 17, 2026. On September 16, 2026, a thread on /soy/ appeared, in which 'teens tried and succeeded in acquiring 25000000 GET. Despite many trying to acquire this GET for Cobson, it instead became a 'cado win.

/biz/

56000000 GET

'ABY 'OT 'IN

Post no. 56000000 was obtained on September 1, 2023 and was acquired by Babybot.

/c/

4444444 GET

Post no. 4444444 was obtained on January 10, 2026.

Issa stealthjak.

/co/

133333333 GET

>Family guy

Post no. 133333333 was obtained on October 4, 2022 and was a dancing Cobson GET.

139999999 GET

ZWABAG

Post no. 139999999 was obtained on October 14, 2023 and was a major 'zellig GET on a 'zellig thread and on 'zellig day.

/ck/

18999999 and 19000000 GETs

Big mac

>Drinking soda

Posts no. 18999999 and 19000000 were obtained on March 2, 2023. These GETs were allegedly taken by the Moroccan, who cited prior posts on /bant/ with the same filename and MD5 hash as the two images used in the GETs as proof.

/diy/

2888888 GET

HWABAG

Post no. 2888888 was obtained on January 15, 2025.

3000000 GET

Post no. 3000000 was obtained on July 16, 2026, it was a Hill Climb Racing 2 GET.

/fit/

70000000 GET

get incoming

Post no. 70000000 was obtained on Feburary 18, 2023, simply reading "get incoming". While it was posted by a 'teen, many thought that it was not a win because of how boring it was.

Claim

Proof

71000000 GET

Literally built for bbc

Post no. 71000000 was obtained on May 18, 2023.

Claim

71999999 and 72000000 GETs

green sweltering clear-cut terribly quicker shakily coaxingly height love throat earthquake cicada progress interpret reply bat settle blind suck

eager sticky weasel dryer prescribe beam last

Posts no. 71999999 and 72000000 were obtained on August 20, 2023 with both GETs being Babybot GETs. They were both deleted a few hours later.

72999999 and 73000000 GETs

a chud killed himself today

How to deal with lactose intolerance?

Posts no. 72999999 and 73000000 were obtained on December 7, 2023.

73999999 GET

How do i get this build doe?

Post no. 73999999 was obtained on April 7, 2024. A 'teen was looking to bulk up and happened upon a GET.

/g/

88888888 GET

Give me 1(one) reason why I should leave Windows 7

Post no. 88888888 was obtained on September 29, 2022.

89000000 GET

/qa/ won, loiussss lost

Post no. 89000000 was obtained on October 5, 2022.

91000000 GET

baby

Post no. 91000000 was obtained on January 20, 2023.

94444444 GET

just use a random copper wire with electrical tape
you wont hear any difference in audio quality anyway

Post no. 94444444 was obtained on July 3, 2023. Despite being stolen accidentally by a soyteen, it was a decisive Sharty IAS win. Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, this one was well-received by /g/ natives, and the first GET to feature a HWABAB cat variant of Cobson (He Will Always Be A Bed).

95555555 GET

slushy intelligent showy scented utterly sheet magician wire rowboat smoke memory yawn stamp drown relax set chart assemble

Post no. 95555555 was obtained on August 23, 2023 by Babybot.

96999999 and 97000000 GETs

Vaush 'pasta get

Posts no. 96999999 and 97000000 were obtained on October 30, 2023 by Flartbot, alongside a pro-Apple 'pasta to piss off winbabies and linuxtroons.

99666666 GET

Linux lost

Post no. 99666666 was obtained on March 25, 2024 by a caca.

/gif/

22222222 GET

YLYL
cartoon bald men with beards edition

Post no. 22222222 was obtained on March 12, 2022.

24999999 and 25000000 GETs

Gemmy spadeson post

im a selfish little fuck

Posts no. 24999999 and 25000000 were obtained on April 24, 2023.

25999999 and 26000000 GETs

Babybot won and soot ass

Posts no. 25999999 and 26000000 were obtained on October 7, 2023, the former was "Babybot won" and the latter was Soot shaking his ass. Both of them were posted in a thread dedicated to the posting of tranny porn.

29000000 GET

BOOT FUCKING WON

Post no. 29000000 was obtained on June 18, 2025 and by Bootists.

/hc/

2222222 GET

>Requests for the source of an image, the name of a girl, or more images from a set go on /r/.
>>>>/r/
>Failure to do so will result in bans.
>OP must post at least 6 images of their own to start a thread, or else it will be deleted without warning.

gemmy hardcore image though

Post no. 2222222 was obtained on October 5, 2022. Unlike most GETs, the coomers were too focused on masturbating to notice that their GET was stolen.

/ic/

7000000 GET

How do I get better at drawing black and white characters with glasses?

Post no. 7000000 was obtained on January 1, 2024 by a soyteen asking how to get better at drawing bald men with glasses on January 1, 2024. This GET was quickly erased by the jannies (geg).

/jp/

37999999 and 38000000 GETs

/qa/ זכה
(Translation: /qa/ won)

OH NO BASEDJAK WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Posts no. 37999999 and 38000000 were obtained on January 2, 2022.

38999999 and 39000000 GETs

plier

/qa/ won.

Posts no. 38999999 and 39000000 were obtained on March 16, 2022.

44444444 GET

sympathetic huge elderly utilized blindly cactus forest ice shoulder bandana waste needle comb print practice slip fold tremble

Post no. 44444444 was obtained on August 27, 2023 by Babybot.

47000000 and 46999999 GETs

estatic another identical quintessental stormy limited internal unaturally crop dentist bean roast

gem

Posts no. 46999999 and 47000000 were obtained on June 3, 2024 by soyteens, the former was done using a bot and the latter was a reply to a thread that reads "Soyjak party won. /qa/ won" when romanized.

49000000 GET

COBSON GET

Post no. 49000000 was obtained on February 27, 2025.

/k/

55555555 GET

>Gun control

Post no. 55555555 was obtained on October 9, 2022.

57000000 GET

gun chuds lost, david koeresh lost, randy weaver lost, ruby riege was justified, arrest kyle rittenhouse, ban AR's, atf won, democrats won

Post no. 57000000 was obtained on February 2, 2023.

58000000 GET

russia won pigkrainians lost

Post no. 58000000 was obtained on April 28, 2023.

59999999 and 60000000 GETs

flartbot

Posts no. 59999999 and 60000000 were obtained on October 30, 2023. Despite both being artificial GETs, they still caused a meltdown among 4cucks who thought that 'teens came from /pol/ and started accusing 'teens of being pro-Russian shills. One of them even started spamming anti-Russian gore in the thread and on the 'log.

/lgbt/

25000000 GET

Post no. 25000000 was obtained on March 23, 2022.

29999999 and 30000000 GETs

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!

cracker

Posts no. 29999999 and 30000000 were obtained on March 11, 2023 and were decisive Sharty wins.

The 30000000 GET consisted of a picture of a rock with a soyjak face on it, with the accompanying text 'Out of the coal came forth sweetness.'

The 29999999 GET was cracker cow, the counterpart to nigger cow. The jannies seethed so much that they deleted the GETs before the archive could even save them, which would have meant deleting them less than 10s after they were posted. They went so far as to ban natives who made the mistake of asking what the get was.

The Sharty erupted into celebration, and both the GET thread and the catalog began to play the song "We Are The Champions". The mood on the website was absolutely ecstatic, arguably only beaten by that of the /s4s/ get.

The raid thread later got mysteriously deleted and removed from the archives. A mod later stated that it was due to a bug with the archiver as well as the thread being accidentally deleted.

33000000 GET

silky several elaborate rusty roughly page news jog pay educate whine weep

Post no. 33000000 was obtained on October 1, 2023 by a bot similar to Babybot that spammed Flartsons.

33333333 GET

scary easy-going smug buoyant third hefty stupid dish oxygen card pelican press bleach

Post no. 33333333 was obtained on October 29, 2023 by Babybot.

34000000 GET

/qa/ won

Post no. 34000000 was obtained on December 24, 2023.

36999999 GET

TRANNY NIGGER LOST

Post no. 36999999 was obtained on July 23, 2024.

38999999 GET

troons lost cobson won

Post no. 38999999 was obtained on February 22, 2025. We could’ve had 39000000 too, but around 1100 posts prior some humongous faggot made a thread alerting the jannies of our plans, skewing the outcome as a result.

39999999 GET

hail caca, protect baby

Post no. 39999999 was obtained on June 9, 2025 by a cacaborean, even doe the goal was 40000000 and the Sharty lost to Glegle.

41000000 GET

poop

Post no. 41000000 was obtained on September 10, 2025 by Scholar and was swiftly nuked by the jannies.

42000000 GET

It came to pass in the latter days,
in the darkest hour of the age,
that hope was fallen low, and the hearts of men failed them.
For they had lost their glory,
and women their beauty.
<reddit space
Yet out of the deep darkness there appeared a countenance—
with no glasses upon his eyes, nor stubble upon his face;
and yet was he known surely to be IAS.
And the face thereof was as the face of God.
<reddit space
And He spoke
“Let there be Vlodson.”
And it was beautiful.

Post no. 42000000 was obtained on December 14, 2025 by Vlodson, the thread was nuked minutes later.

43000000 GET

Charlie Kirk was right about transgenders.

Post no. 43000000 was obtained on March 20, 2026 by Chud, featuring Charlie Kirk to make up for the earlier failed Charlie Kirk /lgbt/ GET.

44999999 and 45000000 GETs

hunky won

Posts no. 44999999 and 45000000 were obtained on October 9, 2026.

/lit/

22222222 GET

Stop NEETing it out and interact with people, incel chud

Post no. 22222222 was obtained on July 4, 2023. While 'teens agreed that this Bernkastel GET was coal, it was secured by a Sharty poster nonetheless.

/news/

1222222 GET

breaking news all niggers are dead
get brought to you by https://soyjaks.party

Post no. 1222222 was obtained on October 3, 2023.

1234567 GET

Spic worshipping frog clittycel's failed attempt at taking the GET

Frognigger BTFOd in this slowburn fight for /news/'s 1234567 GET

Post no. 1234567 was obtained on November 10, 2023.

/p/

3999999 and 4000000 GETs

'son website

This is nut

Posts no. 3999999 and 4000000 were obtained on February 13, 2022.

4444444 GET

photography lost AI won

Post no. 4444444 was obtained on July 7, 2025 by a cacaborean.

/pol/

438888888 GET

/qa/ won/

Post no. 438888888 was obtained on August 23, 2023.

453333333 GET

kill niggers TND

Post no. 453333333 was obtained on December 28, 2023. TND victory

544000000 GET

hi i am going to samegod

Post no. 544000000 was obtained on October 8, 2026 by a soyteen who's obsessed with Mario Kart 7.

/pw/

4000000 GET

>>Tripple A
>>lucha libre
>>high flying
>>trios

Post no. 4000000 was obtained on January 5, 2022.

/r9k/

68000000 GET

>I'M SO FUCKING BLACKPILLED BRO
>WOW THIS RYAN GOSLING MOVIE IS LITERALLY FUCKING ME
>DUDE YOU GOTTA READ UP ON GNOSTICISM, IT'S LIKE CHRISTIANITY BUT BASED AND BLACKPILLED LIKE ME
>UM, YOU WASH YOUR HANDS SOMETIMES? GTFO NORMALFAGO
>UM, JUST WORLD FALLACY MUCH?
>*stubs toe* FUCKING BLACKPILLED AGAIN!

Post no. 68000000 was obtained on March 30, 2022.

69000000 GET

Honestly I don't even want it

Post no. 69000000 was obtained on June 11, 2022. The GET was NAS, but a /qa/ joke nonetheless.

72999999 and 73000000 GETs

'umo un the lon

It's simple, just uhhh.... stop being depressed bro

Posts no. 72999999 and 73000000 were obtained on April 18, 2023.

74000000 GET

SHARYT WIN 1

Post no. 74000000 was obtained on July 12, 2023.

75000000 GET

>we need to circumcice the McDonald's burger or something

Post no. 75000000 was obtained on October 8, 2023.

76000000 GET

This GET smell like cheese ~ idelmlptm

But no party that targets the real causes of G*ldsons' subhuman decline?

Why do G*ldsons hate missed threads and Barney? Without cheese G*ldsons will die out in a century and will be replaced by missed threads anyway. More G*ldson subhumans die from sniffism (also traffic accidents related to this), G*ldson on G*ldson violence, homosexuality (jannies, trannies and moddies suicide much more than heteros + they bear no (you)s), drugs (G*ldsons have drug epidemics that are worse than the afghan feet sniffer epidemic)

Since L*ebaiters are dying out and getting confused, the government has to fix this or the economies of the G*ldson boards would collapse. G*ldson boards have been paying people welfare and child money in hopes of them breeding (since 2013) but they spend it on alcohol and drugs and keep the crisis going. People on welfare would rather buy ponies and pay half of their welfare on pony foo,d ROFL. So /qa/ fixes it by taking offboarders + L*ebaiters instead, in an attempt to preserve the G*ldson population.

Every single board that took refugees has benefited from it economicaIIy apart from boards that were aIready third world. That's because of the G*ldsons' Marge-hoarding culture but I am not gonna get into that in this thread.

Post no. 76000000 was obtained on January 4, 2024, Leebait win.

83000000 GET

Marge o algo?

Post no. 83000000 was obtained on November 3, 2025.

[s4s]

10000000 GET

Post no. 10000000 was obtained on November 21, 2021. As retaliation for the deletion of /qa/, soyteens stole the largest /s4s/ GET ever. This prompted arch-janny, Swaglord, (who had attempted to automate the GET but ended up with Post number 10000001 instead), to seethe big time. Dozens of /s4s/ natives were banned in a fit of impotent rage as a side effect. This GET was perhaps the most impactful in party history, being of a highly desirable number on a relatively popular board, and leading to the normalization of Cobson in soyjak culture.

10999999 and 11000000 GETs

gemmy

babybot win

Posts no. 10999999 and 11000000 were obtained on August 23, 2023. The former was from Babybot and the latter was "gemmy" in response to a failed GET featuring Cobson and the iconic song Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo that was also used in the 10000000 GET in the same board.

11111111 GET

babybot win

Post no. 11111111 was obtained on October 15, 2023 by Babybot. There's no archive because a janny seethed and deleted it in seconds before any archive could save it.

11200000 GET

FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT PUT /plier/ IN THE HEADER

Post no. 11200000 was obtained on December 2, 2023. A neutralposter got the GET, amazing isn't it?

12000000 GET

Your clitty: blacked

Post no. 12000000 was obtained on January 15, 2025.

13000000 GET

Ack ack troon troon goon goon. The Sharty Party is awesome with my friend Marty and Karty. I once went to the Zarty with my friend Larty, but all they did was Farty, so I went back to the Sharty.

Post no. 13000000 was obtained on June 9, 2026.

Picrel

/soc/

31999999 and 32000000 GETs

This GET smell like cheese ~ over9000

females of soc, what kind of vibe do I give off?

Rate me?

Posts no. 31999999 and 32000000 were obtained on March 14, 2023 and were pictures of Lee Goldson and Kuz respectively. Note that the start of the user ID for post 31999999 was QA, proving that /qa/ won once again.

/t/

1111111 GET

>piracy... le BAD!!

Post no. 1111111 was obtained on February 5, 2022, a soyteen scored the first and so far only septs in the history of /t/. Unlike most soyteen GETs on 4chan, this one was well-received by /t/ natives.

/tg/

95999999 and 96000000 GETs

soi

niggas coally though

Posts no. 95999999 and 96000000 were obtained on July 2, 2025.

/trash/

53999999 GET

TND!!!

Post no. 53999999 was obtained on January 26, 2023, a soylady and 'zellig win.

57000000 GET

If >>57000000 or >>56999999 are cirno'd, IAS, or pic rel then the mods must unironically unlock /qa/

Post no. 57000000 was obtained on June 3, 2023.

58999999 and 59000000 GETs

sharty and /dbs/ win

i dont get it

Posts no. 58999999 and 59000000 were obtained on August 23, 2023.

67000000 GET

Mark

Post no. 67000000 was obtained on June 29, 2024. It contained an AI GIF of pepe the frog talking, the GIF was created on the Sharty, thus making it a Sharty win.

/m/

21999999 and 22000000 GETs

HWABAG

babybot win

Posts no. 21999999 and 22000000 were obtained on August 11, 2023.

23000000 GET

idk mane

Post no. 23000000 was obtained on December 20, 2024.

/v/

/v/ has GETs that don't end in 0 disabled entirely due to a history of autists sperging out over GETs. posts that would end in dubs (and thus any trips, quads, quints, etc) will get their post ID raised by 1 so it's not a GET; if you don't believe me, try making a reply double arrow to a post ending in dubs (you'll have to manually input the post ID) and you'll notice that there was never a post with that ID because it was skipped. NO WIN, JUST LOSS.

/vmg/

888888 GET

HWABAG

Post no. 888888 was obtained on June 16, 2022.

999999 GET

piggy board

Post no. 999999 was obtained on September 21, 2022.

1111111 GET

==soooooty==

Post no. 1111111 was obtained on February 2, 2023.

/vm/

777777 GET

Common Cobson W

Post no. 777777 was obtained on December 13, 2022. Two hours later, 'teens also tried to get the 53000000 GET from /trash/ yet this was taken by a Cirnofag.

1000000 GET

>>999880
and earn money very slowly...
without the blue bonuses you suffer

Post no. 1000000 was obtained on August 1, 2023.

1111111 GET

Anyone wanna play gmod

Post no. 1111111 was obtained on November 25, 2023.

2222222 GET

big cheese sticks

Post no. 2222222 was obtained on February 3, 2026, it was Bernkastel Leebait.

/vp/

53000000 GET

I LOVE GRASS TYPE POKEMON

Post no. 53000000 was obtained on January 15, 2023.

>I LOVE GRASS TYPE POKEMON

55444444 GET

>Heh, the Sharty is trying to steal our numbers again.

Post no. 55444444 was obtained on Feburary 21, 2024. Thanks to Shaun the Vorefag chimping out at just the right time, the post numbers were shifted just enough for a Soyteen to post a leaked quote from the jannycord.

Initially, the archive link to the GET wasn’t linkable on the ‘ki due to some tranny posting ‘p out of rage after the archive link was shared on /soy/, which due to how arch.b4k.dev works caused the post to be mirrored on the archive until a archb4k janny cleaned it up and nuked the image from their servers. Fucking /vp/edophiles.

The person who organized the GET heist would later set his sights higher and claim the next GET, which brings us to…

55555555 GET

GOTTA RAPE EM ALL

Post no. 55555555 was obtained on March 8, 2024.

Just after midnight on March 8, 2024, an ambitious soyteen raid leader & major contributor to the /vp/ trolling tactics article makes a thread on /soy/ with the intent to steal the upcoming GET to claim it for the Sharty and as an early birthday present for himself, and out of spite for the board after witnessing /vp/‘s descent into Niggerhell after over 2 and a half years of using that dumpster fire.

After approximately 2 and a half hours of slowburning with ‘teens making normal looking posts to bumo up the board’s post count until 2:42 AM, the GET was secured by a scriptGOD claiming it for the Rape New World Order.

One of the other contenders for the GET were images of a sneed hat-wearing shiny sandshrew saying “Musk won, /soy/ won, HWABAG”, chosen specifically by the raid organizer to piss off tripfags while showing off his favorite pokemon; which the GET heist thread even being named “Operation Pholidote” after the taxonomical order of the animal Sandshrew is based on.

Even though the GET wasn’t claimed with the hand-crafted, soyentifically honed tripfag-enraging gem due to a timing error & captcha issues, the scriptGODs of the Rape New World Order were able to secure the GET.

Surprisingly, the natives’ reception of the GET was primarily positive and it even convinced at least a few locals to join the Sharty’s side. As usual, there were some /vp/edos complaining, including some jartycuck/tranny/furfag/whatever who posted NSFW ponyshit to try and corrupt the thread. It didn’t work. At least it wasn’t ‘p this time.

58999999 and 59000000 GETs

F-ZERO VVONN!!!!!

Posts no. 58999999 and 59000000 were obtained on March 2, 2026.

/vrpg/

3333333 GET

>turn-based rpgs still exist in 2023
really nigga?

Post no. 3333333 was obtained on December 29, 2023.

/vst/

999999 and 1000000 GETs

>I fucking LOVE strategy games

>basedhammer

Posts no. 999999 and 1000000 were obtained on April 2, 2022.

/vt/

41000000 GET

swedish win

Post no. 41000000 was obtained on January 14, 2023.

47277777 GET

>just mock them and enjoy while we jack off to a landwhale using a 10 year old as a avatar
didnt know cognitive dissonance this strong was achievable natty

Post no. 47277777 was obtained on April 14, 2023.

56000000 GET

/qa/ won /lgbt/ lost

Post no. 56000000 was obtained on August 12, 2023.

60000000 GET

Post no. 60000000 was obtained on October 7, 2023. This GET was negatively received because of the Babybot parallels and its use of Flartson which was seen as a forced variant.

65000000 GET

soot

Post no. 65000000 was obtained on December 21, 2023.

74999999 GET

Purple Jak

Post no. 74999999 was obtained on May 3, 2024.

88000000 GET

geg, this is vantablack brimstone

Post no. 88000000 was obtained on October 23, 2024.

98999999 and 99000000 GETs

feral win

He spent 1 hour trying to learn lesotho

Posts no. 98999999 and 99000000 were obtained on April 8, 2025.

/wsg/

5555555 GET

/plier/GOD GET

Post no. 5555555 was obtained on May 20, 2024.

5999999 and 6000000 GETs

she won btw

Posts no. 5999999 and 6000000 were obtained on October 15, 2025.

/x/

30999999 and 31000000 GETs

>I got kicked out of the library for putting the bible in the fiction section

Science

Posts no. 30999999 and 31000000' were obtained on February 9, 2022.

34999999 and 35000000 GETs

LOL ONIONS

Posts no. 34999999 and 35000000 were obtained on June 11, 2023.

37000000 GET

Non-babybot baby get

Post no. 37000000 was obtained on January 21, 2024.

41000000 GET

caca

Post no. 41000000 was obtained on August 31, 2025.

42000000 GET

>science GOOD

Post no. 42000000 was obtained on February 20, 2026, it was a scientific GET.

/y/

3000000 GET

Additional GET picture plus replies of soy'eens

basedjak.party won

Post no. 3000000 was obtained on March 15, 2023.

/e/

3000000 GET

nusoioompaloompas won

Post no. 3000000 was obtained on September 6, 2025.