Garfield

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Garfield
L-R: Odie, Jon, Garfield
Comic strip
Created by	Jim Davis
Date	1978 - present
Status	Currently running

Garfield is a bone-chilling, character development-driven, emotionally-draining, genre-defining slow-burn comic strip (and later money-making franchise) created by Jim Davis, a true aryan (ev&doe all he did was have blue eyes). Garfield is about the life of a cat named Garfield (duh) and his friends (Odie, Nermal, Arlene) and owner Jon.

Despite this simple slice-of-life plot that can be found in the majority of troonslop media, Garfield has been running for over 47 years now. The simple reason for this is that while most troonslop media aim to brainwash children into mutilating themselves to own the chuds or something, Garfield aims to actually make the reader laugh, albeit with corny jokes and lazy punchlines (some strips just literally repeat themselves). This, along with the fact that the goycattle like le heckin' wholesome cats, has made Garfield into a multi-billion dollar franchise, inspiring fetish art and some horror like r/ImSorryJon <-- THEY'RE DEAD NOW. (Keyed, it's reddit brimstone)

In the soysphere, Garfield has been tagged 131 times on the 'ru and is involved in the June '24 'blox raid.^🗝️

Characters

• Garfield: The couch potato and main character, best known for being hating Mondays, and a love for eating lasagna. Also known for being a SLF to everyone else, especially Nermal. So basically the average soyteen.
• Odie: Retard. Though he's best friends with Garfield so it's okay.
• Jon: Owner of the two above. A hard-working cartoonist, he truly loves his pets even if that means sacrificing his values (just like your dad)
• Arlene: Garfield's girlfriend more like mother figure, since she caters to him at every will (what a foid)
• Liz: Jon's girlfriend, which is something 'teens will never have.
• Nermal: The most SELFISH OBSESSED FAGGOT character that has ever existed in this series. Literally all he does is trying to bait Garfield into 'aping xim. Equivalent to a jartycuck.