Garfield

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Garfield is a bone-chilling, character development-driven, emotionally-draining, genre-defining slow-burn comic strip (and later money-making franchise) created by Jim Davis, a true aryan (ev&doe all he did was have blue eyes). Garfield is about the life of a cat named Garfield (duh) and his friends (Odie, Nermal, Arlene) and owner Jon.

Despite this simple slice-of-life plot that can be found in the majority of troonslop media, Garfield has been running for over 47 years now. The simple reason for this is that while most troonslop media aim to brainwash children into mutilating themselves to own the chuds or something, Garfield aims to actually make the reader laugh, albeit with corny jokes and lazy punchlines (some strips just literally repeat themselves). This, along with the fact that the goycattle like le heckin' wholesome cats, has made Garfield into a multi-billion dollar franchise, inspiring fetish art and some horror like r/ImSorryJon <-- THEY'RE DEAD NOW. (Keyed, it's reddit brimstone)

In the soysphere, Garfield has been tagged 131 times on the 'ru and is involved in the June '24 'blox raid.^🗝️ In January 19 2026, /soy/ had a useless nigger war over Garfield characters, mainly Garfield and Odie.

9/11 involvement

On September 10th 2001 a Garfield comic strip was posted in which John is on the phone and is shocked what Garfield did (what he did is not mentioned) with Garfield in the last strip saying "I've been a busy boy" which could allude to Garfield's involvement in 9/11.

Characters

• Garfield: The couch potato and main character, best known for being hating Mondays, and a love for eating lasagna. Also known for being a SLF to everyone else, especially Nermal. So basically the average soyteen.
• Odie: Retard. Though he's best friends with Garfield so it's okay.
• Jon Arbuckle: Owner of the two above. A hard-working cartoonist, he truly loves his pets even if that means sacrificing his values (just like your dad). He also can't breed despite his desperate attempts. So basically the average soyteen.
• Arlene: Garfield's girlfriend more like mother figure, since she caters to him at every will (what a foid)
• Liz: Jon's girlfriend, which is something 'teens will never have.
• Nermal: The most SELFISH OBSESSED FAGGOT character that has ever existed in this series. Literally all he does is trying to bait Garfield into 'aping xim. Equivalent to a jartycuck. Xer gender is also a mystery.
• Lyman JON NEVER HAD A ROOMMATE, YOU WILL NOT RESEARCH THIS.