I can't breed
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I can't breed is a phrase associated to Chudcels, often included in their manifestos, that represents the source of all their problems.
Origin[edit | edit source]
The term is associated to the ongoing struggle of Chuds in their romantic endevours, and such, their tendency to remain virgins. It is associated with the idea that chuds are incels, which is partially true, as not all chuds are incels, but all incels are chuds[or something]. The original meme that started the phrase depicted the celibacy as the reason for committing of a mass-shooting, as noted by how many shooters include it in their manifestos. As such, many 'teens have repeated the phrase ironically to explain the reasoning behind their chuddy ideas.
But is it true doe?[edit | edit source]
The mentality behind it is that people who aren't mentally healthy enough to form a relationship, tend to become chuds, either because they are attracted by the ideas that explain their lack of romantic success, or they are more likely to be radicalized because of their lack of meaningful connections in life. While this is likely to be seems as true at first, it's important to not fall for this demoralization as it is likely that the sources for loneliness are either a result of autism or a lack of going outside due being addicted to doomposting online about politics. In fact, anyone can breed, specially because rape is always an option or more importantly, find women desperate enough to be their girlfriends. The reason you, haven't gotten one yet is because of your tiny pecker.

And that's a good thing[edit | edit source]
Some chuds that are perfectly capable of getting a partner, deliberately choose not to, because they believe most women are incompatible with their values or because they don't base their happiness on relationships with others, that is called being a volcel or whatever. Benefits include that you don't get the germs or the ISTs from copulating. Another good quality is that you don't have to share your pod with her in case you two would have to live together. Also you can use the wasted time you would have with a girlfriend, you can instead spend working towards self-improvement or making gems
How to breed as a Chud[edit | edit source]
As stated above, anyone can eventually find a partner, so below are few methods for chudcels as how to breed find a girlfriend:
- Stop being a chud
- Surgically attach a bbc
- Date female chuds
- Don't tell her your most fringe political opinions right away
- Get a 'fe queen
- Lower your standards
- Don't look always for sex
- Don't base your expectation for a relationship on your favorite tranime
- Keep meeting new women until you achieve it. Even if a foid is mean when talking to you, it doesn't matter, because nothing matters o algo.
- Spend less time online. Specially on /pol/.
- Look outside of big cities
- Pretend to be a gigachad, even if you aren't.
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