Lie

THIS ARTICLE IS LITERALLY ABOUT LIES The subject of this page or section is about as real as the Goonclown is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke.

Lies are (((Jewish))).

The universal symbol of a Lie

A Lie, is the complete opposite of a Fact, where instead of spreading wholesome 100 Snopes-verified facts you are spewing out awful radioactive CNN backed lies created to change the way people think.

Where do I find "Liars"

You can find them on Reddit, A place where millions of people lie to themselves for fake internet points. This is a cancer and something which everyone hates. Our next section is on...

How to fight Lies or Liars

• Check Snopes or Politifact for a verified, truthful answer.
• Ask the liar for a source
• Downvote the liar and report
• Call the liar a nigger
• Report your lie to your local police station where they will find the culprit, and spoonfeed them estrogen until they die
• Point out the fact that their pants have spontaneously combusted

List of Lies

• HWNBAG
• HWABASFBBC
• Sproke for breakfast is an unhealthy and disgusting meal that will give you all the diseases you need to start off right.
• YWABAW
• Zero equals infinity
• /qa/ lost
• /lgbt/ won
• You are retarded
• You will eat the bugs
• You will live in a pod
• You will own nothing
• You will never be happy
• Life is meaningless
• You are aryan
• Your nuvariant will catch on ^{(evandoe it will)meds NOW}
• the jews or something
• Everybody likes you all the time
• George Floyd didn’t deserve to die
• Soyjak Wiki and Soybooru WABG^[Marge...]
• Vlodson is a gem
• Furgods won
• Zillyjaks are gems and not satanic antimatter
• Goyim are people too
• The Gradingcaust was a good thing

See also

• Fact
• Hypocrisy