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Eat some takis, a taco y a burrito y drink some refresco before you read this page o algo

>no spic Ingles
Xhey prefer Latinx.
An artist's depiction of a Latinx.

Latinx is a slur[it just is, ok?] in American English used to refer to people of Latin American cultural or ethnic identity or something. It was made last Tuesday by some leftist tranny who by doing so inadvertently pissed off every "Latino-American" in existence because it disrespects their language o algo. Eventually, however, it became everyone's, irony socialists included, favorite slur just because of how funny it sounds and how many seetheralds from dumb beaners it produces every time it's dropped. Currently, it is considered to be almost every Chud's third favorite slur next to Nigger and Tranny, unless said chud is also an America First supporter, as they usually oppose any acts of racism against their brothers, a group that includes arabs, spics and Kanye "Based Nigger" West. Being Latinx will get you shadow banned.

Most of Latinx in general are described as obese Mongoloid wetbacks that are either brown, black, or in rare cases white. They also have small Asian-type eyes, high cheekbones, and very short heights. They speak a very broken form of Spanish or Portuguese and when they speak English (or any other Indo-European language in general), it sounds like they are trying to make a very wet brap with their mouth o algo. And in their natural territorial range, they smell very awful because of both the extremely hot temperatures and the tropical climate in their native range combined with their hygiene of washing themselves with Coca Cola, and very oily skin from their obesity, and many of them are shown to poop out an obsessed form of brimstone from their intestines. Latinx mostly are not very civilized people and their genetics show that they most often came from Amerind Mongoloid savages.

Actual origin of the term[edit | edit source]

The term "Latinx" was originally made by leftist trannies as a failed attempt to make the Spanish Language more "gender-neutral" (Spanish is a gendered language where words are either masculine or feminine and the masculine form is the default); this also included shit like "todes" for "todos" (everyone) and "Chicanx" for Chicano. Because according to those leftoids, "Latino" was too bigoted and transphobic o algo. Some also use the term "Latine" for this purpose. However, these terms have been received overwhelmingly negatively among the Spanish-speaking community, except for annoying activists and globohomo corporations. This resulted in chuds using it as a slur ironically, because it makes beaners angry just by saying it; in fact, many Latinxes state that they would rather be referred to as "beaners" than Latinxes. Chuds also made variations of the -x suffix like "Italianx" for Italians, "Slavix" for Slavs and "Filipinx" for Filipinos as a parody.

Chicanos[edit | edit source]

The Infamous Edgar Haircut (Notice how it kind of looks like a Beanie)

Chicanos are Mexicans born in the USA.

Takuaches[edit | edit source]

As example, Most so called male Youngsters have Their styles mostly based on the effeminate fashion called Takuaches They are characterized by having an ancient Mayan-indigenous hairstyle (basically Mayans are svaage Mongoloids), also wearing their pants down showing their underwear because they want to get their asses fucked, they walk like they have diarrhea stuck on their ass-checks, besides wearing Nike brand clothing because according to them is giving a "Flow" vibe.

Bukele Banning of the haircut[edit | edit source]

It has gotten to the point of Extreme Cringey and Mental Retardation that even Nayib GODkele (Who btw is not a spic but a Palestinian) has made laws to prevent shitskinny teenagers from having The Haircut Edgar, among the mohawks are banned in all the schools around El Salvador and if the laws are ignored, they might suffered serious consequences.[1]

Tortas[edit | edit source]

The Tortas is a definition to describe Atractive Fat Mexican girls most of them are composed by ugly morbidly obese or just over-weight (Still very horrifying) zesty and horny girls with small Asian eyes, who are willing to do anything for money, if not, then just trying to get with the most attractive guys even doe they ignore this creatures, also, it is notable that they act like they're the most attractive girls in high school, besides of pretending to be a bitch with a lot of money.

Hot Cheetoh Girls[edit | edit source]

The Hot Cheetoh Girls is a definition to described a group or a single Mexican girl who is popular and they usually have a bag of Hot Cheetohs or Takis around, they have a sassy attitude and have long acrylic nails and are also characterized by wearing heavy makeup to the point that you cannot see their real face anymore, in other words, they are a variant of nigger girls.

History[edit | edit source]

The genetic origins of Latinxes are not uniform across the whole population, as they come from various different ancestral backgrounds, which is typical of a mutt race like them. However, they predominantly are the result of intermixing between the Spanish or Portuguese settlers (sometimes even immigrants from other European countries), and the indigenous tribal savages, though maternally, they almost overwhelmingly come from the latter.


Native American savages lived in the region since thousands of years ago, doing nothing, no civilizational advancements. Having migrated from Asia to North America thousands of years ago during the Pleistocene. They all have Mongloid eyes, and they are all actually just mere Asian tribal people from the Wild East. In Mesoamerica, several civilizations including the Olmecs, the Mayans, and the Aztecs once were present throughout. While in Peru, they built an Inca civilization, though, these civilizations were primitive and lacked the capability of doing anything. Amerinds in general were usually reddish-brown in terms of skin, though, in North America, light brown, but in Latinx America, dark reddish brown, almost nigger-like in appearance, except more lighter.


In 1492, as part of the Manifest Destiny plan regarding Europe as to how angry they have become at Mongoloids and Asians (because stupid Mongols poisoned Europe with the Black Death or something, and Russia had just been liberated from Mongol oppression), which in major European powers under the demands of Marco Polo agree with a plan to have Mongoloids worldwide either removed, or put in reservations en masse. In 1492, as part of this plan, Christopher Columbus sailed westward in an attempt to land on Asia through the western way, rather than in the typical eastern way that the Portuguese traditionally did, as a way to steal Mongoloid spices and resources. Columbus landed in what is now the Bahamas, where he encountered a primitive Amerind tribe called the Arawaks, though Columbus liked to call them "Indians" (even doe they aren't pajeets btw).

Although relations between the Spanish settlers and the Arawaks were initially friendly, relations began to turn hostile once Columbus realized they had Asian eyes and all had Mongolian-type traits, realizing this, Columbus became mad and ordered Spain to seize the island, and have it's Amerind Mongoloids removed. Columbus made several more trips to the Caribbean coast, realizing that "they all had Asiatic features". This motivated the Spanish and the Portuguese to settle in the region, steal all the gold, platinum, or gems in the region, and mass slaughter the natives. Becauser mostly men arrived, some were stupid enough to intermarry with the natives (a terrible mistake), which led to creation of Mestizos (which constitute the overwhelming majority of Latinxes). And, another deterrent that stopped families from coming was the tropical and subtropical state of the Latin American region, there were lots of parasites, lots of diseases, intense heat, and high mortality rates for anyone stupid enough to try settling (which is why the horrible climate there limits Latinx people from becoming a fully civilized society and leaves them living a primitive savage lifestyle, the intense UV radiation in those places is also what makes many of them brown, or shitskins.) It wasn't until the 1500s to the 1600s, when by now, the Mesoamerican and Andean civilizations have been destroyed and reduced to rubble, their natives removed, and now, Aryan families could just settle in places like Northern Mexico, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Southern Brazil, etc. However, the Mestizo population was still growing very fast, eventually spreading out of control to the point of complete domination in Latin America.


Since then, Mestizos are the largest population in Latin America.

Types of Latinxes[edit | edit source]

Mexicans[edit | edit source]

Mexicans are the predominant type of Latinxes, fat Coca-Cola consuming idiots who take siestas, eat so much tacos, and are so fat they suffer from high rates of diabetes.

Central Americans[edit | edit source]

Usually, Honduras is called Mexico's Lil brother

Mostly indigenous tribal savages that are even darker than Mexicans and therefore way more primitive.

Caribbean Latinxes[edit | edit source]

As in Cubans, Dominicans, and Puerto Ricans, these people claim to be "Latinx" but actually are in fact, niggers.

Colombians[edit | edit source]

Latinxes who come from the northern part of South America, and also include Venezuelans and Ecuadorians.

Brazilians[edit | edit source]

Brazilians are Latinx people who come from a very even mix of niggers, aryans, and amerind mongoloids.

White/Aryan-descending Latinxes[edit | edit source]

Latinxes whose predominant ancestry originates from Aryans or white people. Only approximately 15% of Latinxes are of this manner. They are typically described as have pale to light brown skin, sometimes blonde or brown hair. And eye colors ranging from brown to blue. They are slightly taller than other Latinxes and are the most civilized and well-behaved ones, they control the upper ruling class in their countries and the rich useful energy resources in their countries. Though they are considered impure Aryans because they still have some Amerind or Mongoloid contamination.

Amerind-descending Latinxes[edit | edit source]

Latinxes that come from Amerinds make up the overwhelming majority of Latinxes. They came directly from the Native Americans and have primitive savage lifestyles. These Latinxes are very primitive jungle people who live like monkeys. Thei skin color on average is very brown and their facial features are very Mongoloid-like, making them look a lot like SEAmonkeys.

Latiniggers[edit | edit source]

Also called Mexiggers sometimes, these Latinxes make up a small minority of the actual population and mostly appear as looking a lot like niggers. These are the most primitive, the lowest, and the most subhuman of all Latinxes, as their ancestry is directly from Africa. Most Latiniggers live in coastal parts of Mexico and Nicaragua and many of them live in the Dominican Republic or Puerto Rico.

Latinx countries[edit | edit source]

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Chile[edit | edit source]

One of the most wealthy countries of Latinx America, became independent from spain in 1818 and currently has the son of a FUCKING BIGOTED NAZI as their president (even though Kast is extremely jewish)

Argentina[edit | edit source]

The country of milanesas and Javier milei, became independent in 1816 and most of their modern history is how peronismo ruined the nation o algo. It is mostly populated by Aryans.

Paraguay[edit | edit source]

Literal who country that is landlocked just like Bolivia, got BTFOed by both Argentina and Brazil during the War of the Triple Alliance. They have their own native language called "Guarani" that has more speakers than Spanish.

Uruguay[edit | edit source]

>Look at this country, U R gay

Small country that is basically the same thing as Argentina. It's also the most libcucked country in Latin America, weed is legalized and is the most pro-homosexuality country in the region.

Mexico[edit | edit source]

Arguably the most famous of latinx countries, it is the homeland of satoko and drug cartels, nowdays it has become really dangerous to the point that even the dirtiest, disgusting streets of Mumbai are safer than any city from the north or the south of Mexico.


Fact: France BTFO'd Mexico one time.

Brazil[edit | edit source]

The only portuguese speaking country of Latam and the biggest one by territory, they where the only south american country that was a monarchy after their independence and for some fucking reason many sharty namefags come from there.

Peru[edit | edit source]

The only place where they eat Hamsters (actually, they're guinea pigs) and with many tourist attractions, the Jartystore is located there and currently they are going with hard times since in only 10 years they had at least 8 presidents that didn't even finished their mandate. Other latinxes also stereotype them as eating pigeons for some reason. They're always on internet fights with Mexicans over which country has the the best food. Peruvians typically live in slums located in brown mountains called "cerros". Most of their population is actually indigenous tribal savages.

Bolivia[edit | edit source]

A worse and poorer version of Peru. They can't stop coping about Chile stealing their sea access in the War of the Pacific and most of their population are Native American tribal savages.

Ecuador[edit | edit source]

Literal who country between Colombia and Peru, known for it's large production of bananas and chocolate and the Galapagos Islands which has turtles or something.

Colombia[edit | edit source]

Colombia (or "Columbia" by Amerimutts) is a country known for its beaches and drug trafficking. Used to be united with Ecuador, Venezuela and Panama as one country called la Gran Colombia under Simón Bolívar.

Venezuela[edit | edit source]

Poor and corrupt shithole with inflation and no food, allegedly the nationality of FNF Pedo, their former dictator Nicolas Maduro got recently captured by the US, which was celebrated by every Venezuelan (living in other latinx countries to escape poverty).

Central America[edit | edit source]

7 countries between Mexico and Colombia (only 6 are actually Latinx since Belize is an English-Speaking country, nobody cares about Belize).

Guatemala is known for its Mayan history and being the country where Homer's car was made.

El Salvador used to be the most violent shithole but after their president Nayib Bukele put all the gang members in prison it's now a lot safer, these prisons still causes leftist trannies to seethe to this day because they're literally the heckin CONCENTRATION CAMPS or something.

Honduras is a violent shithole filled with gangs after American companies turned their country into a banana republic.

Nicaragua (Spanish for nigger water) is the largest country in Central America, they were buckbroken by the US and now it's a commie shithole.

Costa Rica and Panama are the only two countries in Central America that aren't poor or complete niggerhell (Still fucked up) they also have no military. Panama is also famous because of the canal.

Puerto Rico[edit | edit source]

A niggerhell territory that is part of the United States, latinxs think it's an independent country though. Known for its reggaeton music, especially that one "Bad Bunny" guy that was on the Super Bowl or whatever the goyslop is watched.

Haiti[edit | edit source]

IRL niggerhell, the worst country of Latam according to basically everyone and probably has a lot of DNB videos out there

Things Latinx loves[edit | edit source]

Things Latinx hates[edit | edit source]

List of famous Latinxes[edit | edit source]

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