Your mom

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>Though maybe you were looking for Mumma?
This is about something very lovely and wholesome!How amazing!
💞 OH MY GODFAUCISCIENCE SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE!!! 💞This page features a very pretty woman
This page is a gem.
MAMA MAMAAAA TURN ON COCOMELON
>MUMMA
the wide frame makes the mom looks like a tranny a bit

Your mom, also known as Mother and Joe Biden Mama, is a woman of many things, being your mom and all. Her favorite pastime is scrolling Facebook and telling you to shut the fuck up when you have a mental breakdown because you fell for the most obvious bait thread on der sharty. She is also a proud autism mom!

Facts About Your Mom

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  • She cares about and loves (You) (Hopefully)
  • She LOVES cooking you GREAT and nutritious food.
  • She LOVES your dad. (Hopefully)
  • She is a Gem!
  • She is not embarrassed of picking you up from your special needs class at school!
  • She is married to Your Dad.
  • (You) should treat her with love and respect, she cares a lot about (You) and loves (You) a lot!
  • There’s a 50% chance she didn’t intend to have (You), but still loved (You) as soon as the day (You) became apparent. 37% chance if you’re an amerimutt (AmeriGOD win).[1]
  • She makes great tendies and nuggies.
  • She either stayed at home to raise (You) or balanced her life between work and raising (You).

^ All of these statements above are TRVTHNUKES[unless you are spongie (raped by mom award)]

Things Your Mom Likes

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See also

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