Pseudo-intellectual

Pseudo-intellectual is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

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Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Really well meme'd my friend!

What a pseudo-intellectual most likely looks like

A pseudo-intellectual, also known as a midwit, is a walking retard with a loud mouth. You might see them everyday but you don't notice. They will spit out bullshit from their mouths it almost sounds like ragebait. pseudo-intellectuals are walking gegbulls.

Intelligence

They typically are midwits with an IQ between a 110 and 130, and tragically are smart enough to know things yet are dumb enough to actually understand them. Majority of the people you debate are either retards^{[Whom you can win if you just sound smart and look good]} pseudo-intellectuals, making debates practically useless as you literally can't win as their brain works on a completely different framework than yours. In reality, about 1/4 of people are pseudo-intellectuals. After the midwit IQ range, you become an iqDEITY and become actually smart like albert epstein on dat calculator or something, starting at above 130.

What to do when you encounter a pseudo-intellectual

The increase in number of Internet users has increased the number of pseudo-intellectuals on it. Pseudo-intellectuals have always existed and the Internet just gave each of them a megaphone to speak their factoids and beliefs. Due to algorithms rewarding sounding smart rather than being right and more retards joining the net at an increasing rate it's advised you do one of the following when you come into contact with one because it's only going to get worse.

• Ignore the retard
• Take the opportunity to BTFO them. If you meet them in real life, make sure you don't piss them off to a point where you get a black eye. You might get banned by a janny on a social media platform if you're doing it on the Internet.
• Expose their stupidity to others to make them feel so much shame, they'll stop being a dumbass and go pick up a book for once.
• Rape xem.

Examples of pseudo-intellectuals

• Redditors
• Liberals
• Conservatives
• You(probably)
• Armchair philosophers
• Wikipedia speedrunners
• Debate-Bros(like Warrior-Z)
• Soybooru namefags
• Jimbo
• Circus_2
• Conspiracy Boomers
• /pol/tards
• Lolicons
• 99% of jannies (all of them if reddit, 'cord or 4cuck)
• Twitter users
• 'Cordtroons (Some of them literally pay money just to decorate their profile geg)
• Jewtubers that Unironically make video essays about ANYTHING^{[its for dat bread fam]}
• Niggers cuz they were kangz and shieeet^{[albeit most would count as retards doe]}
• Bronies
• French people(these surrender monkeys lack humility and are massive faggots which contributes to their stupidity)
• Newfags/Nusois
• TikTok users
• Majority of religious people, especially if they're the protestant cultural ""christian"" types
• Atheists
• Women
• Online Death Note fans
• Online Rick and Morty fans
• Fascists and Nazis
• Zionists
• Commies

How to not be a pseudo-intellectual

1. The first step is to accept that you're a retard. This allows you to get more knowledge and facts in your head instead of using your brain to carry junk you think is completely right.
2. Don't confuse vocabulary with thinking. You can think of complex ideas without big words even if you're an ESL
3. Argue to learn and understand not to win. Most redditards treat arguments as wars instead of an educative conversation to think about later. Don't be a redditard.
4. Don't turn opinions or ideas into your identity. This makes it easier to come to a more objective conclusion.
5. Care more about being accurate than being impressive.