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何!?このページは汚い外人の業だぁ!!! (驚愕)

Don’t bow to anything you see. Nvke any American 港 whire gooning to anime to rearn the TRVTH.


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K-On! is a forced meme?

Heckin' downvoted

K-On! smells like bait.
> KYS TRANIME GIRL SPAMMER
>Live aryanime gem poster
You can watch this tranime in this /a/ thread or the dub on Internet Archive.
Left to right : Ritsu, Mio, Azusa, Yui, Mugi
SMV of one of HTT's songs

K-On! is a wholesome 100 anime about a group of schoolgirls forming a band. Adapted from the manga by Kakifly, the series was produced by Kyoto Animation and first aired in 2009. It is known for being universally loved by teens used to bait nusois, and having a high amount of braniggers and trannies (ev&doe the audience is like 90% nazi larping latinx groypers) obsessing over it. The story follows a group of high school girls who join their school's Light Music Club ("Keion" in japanese, hence the title), most of the show is spent with them drinking tea and doing nothing of value until the end of the year where they practice for the festival, much to Azusa's dismay. The club's members include the autistic retarded guitarist Yui Hirasawa, a tuff nonchalant ahh bassist Mio Akiyama, master baiter drummer Ritsu Tainaka, aryan bestgirl keyboardist Tsumugi Kotabuki, and guitarist Azusa Nakano, also known as Azunyan.

Facts about the show[edit | edit source]

  • Mugi's family owns a plantation and illegal mexican slaves, they are connected to the Rothschilds and have played a huge part in funding the "no kings" protests in order to keep their cheap labor
  • Rev Says Sude probably watches this anime (if you need proof to see that this shit is fucking bait geg).
  • The show has been used as a sedation method by Dr. Soystein
  • When you take your meds, you will be in the show's universe and part of HTT TAKE YOUR FUCKING MEDS YOU NIGGER
  • Despite there being only 5 members, more instruments can be heard in HTT's songs, this has lead to accusations of lip syncing by many people around the school
  • The show taps into a secret code language present in aryan brains and is an instruction manual on how to revive the third reich by Hitler himself, to non-aryans it appears as an anime about schoolgirls.
  • Azunyan is queen of /soy/
    Aryan train

Characters[edit | edit source]

Azusa Nakano
Azusa Nakano, otherwise known as Azunyan, is a guitarist in the band. She is the sole junior to the other members of the band, and is often is annoyed by the lack of serious care given to practice. Trannies also ship her with Yui. She is the most commonly posted girl in the cast and a staple of current sharty culture, her rise to prominence started during the February 2026 crisis. She is known for her bizarre nature of being IAS despite having no traits of a traditional soyjak, as is proven by her being posted on the log all the time without any action from the mods. She is known to instantly aggro the nusoi, often leading to strange behavior that seemingly goes against the nusoi's own values.
Yui Hirasawa
Yui Hirasawa is the main protagonist of the series (though her role as the audience insert gets taken by Azusa halfway through), she's also a bad guitarist and vocalist of Ho-kago Tea Time. She is often portrayed with a dimiwitted and childish personality (no wonder braniggers love this anime). Trannies often ship her with Azusa.
Ritsu Tainika
Ritsu Tainika, Called Ricchan by Yui and Tsumugi, is the self-appointed president of Light Music Club and the drummer of the band Ho-kago Tea Time. She is Mio's childhood friend, so trannies often ship them ev&doe Ritsu loves bothering her. She also originally wanted to revive the light music club when it was on the verge of being abolished. She likes The Who.
Tsumugi Kotobuki
Otherwise known as Mugi, is a wealthy, cheerful girl with a gentle personality who plays the keyboard and is the main composer of Ho-kago Tea Time. She is the main person making them tea and different sweets, but the origin of the tea or what tea she even gives them is unknown. It is implied to be expensive and from around the world, since she has a tea set from the king of Belgium's court. Because of her rich background, she gets excited to do things normal broke niggas do. Curiously, despite being (presumably) ethnically Yamato Japanese, she has blonde hair and blue eyes. Hence why braniggers love her. Ironically she is also implied in both the manga and anime to be a homosexual, or at least to enjoy yuri.
Mio Akiyama
A left-handed "passionate" writer who serves as the bassist, second vocalist and main lyricist of the Ho-kago Tea Time. She is known for having a fanclub of people obsessed with her in the show's canon. She is also Ritsu's childhood friend, despite Ritsu's incessant pestering, so trannies ship them. Because of her shyness, he is also the victim of various uncomfortable incidents, some of which could count as sexual harassment, hence why braniggers love this anime.
Sawako Yamanaka
Otherwise known as Sawa-Chan or Sawa-Chan-Sensei, she is the club advisor of the light music club. Originally she was the school music teacher, but became the homeroom teacher of class 3-2 in the third year of the main cast (aside to Azusa). She used to attend the school she teaches at, and at that time was part of the light music club when it was a death metal band, which she is ashamed of. Nowadays she eats sweets and drinks tea with the rest of the light music club and mopes about how she's never gonna get a boyfriend or something. She is possibly a pedophile, as evidenced by her being born in the 80s and obsessing over her high school life, but also the fact that she often harasses Mio and makes her wear weird outfits, can tell the difference between her students' boob sizes, and at one point in the manga grabs Mio's boobs (this thankfully was changed in the anime). No wonder braniggers love this anime.
Nodoka Manabe
A member of the student council and later its president. She's also the president of the Mio Akiyama fan club because the previous head wanted her to and she couldn't refuse because tojos have 0 self value. At least half of her presence in the anime is spent screaming at Ritsu for not filling out some bullshit bureaucratic forms. She's also Yui's childhood friend, despite them having nearly opposite personalities, so trannies sometimes ship her with Yui. Otherwise, because she is an actually competent person, braniggers don't give a fuck about her.
Ui Hirasawa
Yui's little sister. Because their parents prefer constantly being away traveling instead of taking care of their kids and Yui is too childish to learn most necessary house-keeping skills, Ui is essentially the caretaker. She clearly idolizes her elder sister, causing some turbo-autist-faggot-trannies to ship them.
Jun Suzuki
Ui and Azusa's friend, who usually appears in episodes mainly about them. She's generally unserious and easygoing. On one morning in one episode she's reading baseball manga, which makes her want to go to the local batting cages but quickly gives up because it's too hard.