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February 2026 crisis
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The February 2026 crisis was a conflict that happened on /soy/ which started on 1/28. (Also colloquially referred to as the Cacacaust)
Indentification[edit | edit source]
RTL[edit | edit source]
RTL polls were continuously low, only reaching Iron 2 times over the span of around 2 weeks, with the RTL poll on February 10th dropping by 2.3, all the way from Iron to Dust.
NAS Apocalypse[edit | edit source]
The NASpocalypse heavily impacted /soy/, with around a quarter of all new threads being mainly NAS, even without IAS-padding.
Colorjeet/Fat Nigger Furry spam[edit | edit source]
For whatever reason, Colorjeet, a particularly obsessed group of people larping as a singular pajeet, who are known for occasionally soyquoting random threads with Fat Nigger Furry, has ramped up their efforts considerably, undiscriminatingly fatniggerfurryquoting anyone. His spam has received mixed reviews from the weary population of /soy/. it is unknown whether it is just Colorjeet doing it or if they have imitators/friends. Variations of Fat Nigger Furry have started to appear such as a Hunky Twink Sex Machine Fat Nigger Furry and a Quote Fat Nigger Furry. Their motives are unknown as they are never seen actually verifiably posting anything besides Fat Nigger Furry, some say they are another one of the baiters while others theorize they are doing it to counteract bait and humiliate baiters by comparing them to an obese swarthy furry. As of February 17th, Fat Nigger Furry has been banned, ending Colorjeet's reign of terror. Doctos Xhe's Back
Other spam[edit | edit source]
You occasionally also see an anatomy image and golden dandelion meme spammed in replies for no reason. In addition, a method to bypass MPA was discovered using embeds, giving way to some occasional porn spam.
Lack of raids[edit | edit source]
Raids nearly came to a complete halt, with only a few raids going on during the crisis. One of the most notable being a raid against a EPI vorefag called Ante Flan.
Unusual PPH[edit | edit source]
PPH often went higher than normal, even up to 1200+, but the ‘log was usually just as coally in those times. Other times the PPH barely reached 200 and /pol/ surpassed /soy/. The board /int/ becomes a DNB again, still after the rangeban.
History[edit | edit source]
After the events of 1/28, jannies began to "procrastinate" and stopped enforcing NAS rules on /soy/. This acculmated into half of /soy/ becoming anime posts, and an initial explosion of NAS on soy, deeply angering the local soyteen population, before the NAS eventually slows to a crawl as people got bored of spamming their favorite lolicon antimatter brimstone that they goon to. Why? Also Ice Cube emerges onto the scene and reacts a bit.
Conclusion[edit | edit source]
The drama slowly fizzled out over mid to late February. While the crisis has had no agreed upon or official end, it is certain that it ended sometime in late February. However, spamming activity has not ceased since then, with copycat spammers appearing such as the gigabot (amongst others) trying to capitalize on the seethe generated by Fat Nigger Furry.
Aftermath[edit | edit source]
After February 26, jannies started actually doing their job, for the most part. Though, NAS still gets posted, however it is seen far less often. NAS bait in threads is still prevalent but is seen less often aswell.
Notable things[edit | edit source]
- Endless shitflinging between Colorjeet and the "I know we all do this" spammer
- Somebaldi decides it’s the perfect time to tell Quote to JEHLA by drawing Miss Circle, Soytan and Cobblestone softcore porn. Why?
- There are more anime posts on /soy/ than actual soyjaks. To make things worse there are more jaks' on /qa/ than /soy/.
- General threads for NAS such as tama and murder drones.
- Jannies delete threads complaining about soycords, massive ircfag seethe occurs there.[1]
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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the log near the bottom during the crisis. -
Bird Up Poster
See also[edit | edit source]
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