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February 2026 crisis
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The February 2026 crisis is an ongoing conflict happening on /soy/. It started on 1/28.
Indentification[edit | edit source]
RTL[edit | edit source]
RTL polls have been continuously low, only reaching Iron 2 times over the span of around 2 weeks.
NAS Apocalypse[edit | edit source]
The NASpocalypse heavily impacted /soy/, with around a quarter of all new threads being mainly NAS.
Colorjeet/Fat Nigger Furry spam[edit | edit source]
For whatever reason, Colorjeet, a particularly obsessed soyteen from India who is known for occasionally soyquoting random threads with Fat Nigger Furry, has ramped up his efforts considerably, undiscriminatingly fatniggerfurryquoting anyone. His spam has received mixed reviews from the weary population of /soy/. it is unknown whether it is just Colorjeet doing it or if he has imitators/friends. Variations of Fat Nigger Furry have started to appear such as a Hunky Twink Sex Machine Fat Nigger Furry and a Quote Fat Nigger Furry. His motives are unknown as he is never seen actually verifiably posting anything besides Fat Nigger Furry, some say he is another one of the baiters while others theorize he is doing it to counteract bait and humiliate baiters by comparing them to an obese swarthy furry.
Lack of raids[edit | edit source]
Raids have nearly come to a complete halt, with only a few raids going on during the crisis. One of the most notable being a raid against a epi vorefag called Ante Flan.
Unusual PPH[edit | edit source]
PPH often goes higher than normal, even up to 1200+, but the ‘log is usually just as coally in those times.
History[edit | edit source]
After the events of 1/28, jannies began to "procrastinate" and stopped enforcing NAS rules on /soy/. This acculmated into half of /soy/ becoming anime posts.
Notable things[edit | edit source]
- Endless shitflinging between Colorjeet and the "I know we all do this" spammer
- Somebaldi decides its the perfect time to tell Quote to QMLJEYA by drawing Miss Circle, Soytan and Cobblestone porn. Why?
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- There are more anime posts on /soy/ than actual soyjaks. To make things worse there are more jaks' on /qa/ than /soy/.
See also[edit | edit source]
References[edit | edit source]
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