Salt is a bisexual foid theory

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Salt is a bisexual foid theory smells like bait.
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Original post made by CascadiaWON.
Salts favorited posts in question

A thread[1] purporting that Salt is actually a woman was posted on October 7th on the Soybooru splinter Nophonobooru by namefag (and owner) CascadiaWON. The thread details that Salt may actually be a woman judging by post #6775[2] on /date/, in which the user bears an almost uncanny resemblance to Salt xerself, having the same typing style, being employed as an airline stewardess (harkening back to a Salt Q&A where he said his occupation was "working in the clouds")[it just is, ok?], The Admin account,(thats ran by salt) favorited a recoloring of the drawing made by the foid on /date/, it was quickly unfavorited when people found out

Somehow, it took literal days for 'teens to notice the similarities between Salt and this random SISA on /date/, despite the fact that xe used Salt's literal EMAIL as xer method of being contacted, this clearly is proof that 'teens are retarded o algo.

Salt's creation of SaltMii (how Salt truly sees ximself) also adds credence to this theory.


Theory self debunkery

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Later in the thread[3], the OP debunked the theory, saying the post was made as a joke, before showing further identification that they made the thread. They also stated that Salt is Soot, who is Randals_Strongest_Warrior.

Meds and Sproke NOVV

CascadiaWON didn't debunk himself theory

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This is the theory that since salt owns the soysphere, they decided to forge a message and provided 'proof of ownership' through extortion YOU VVIL NOT INVESTIGATE

See also

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Snopes

  1. ↑ https://nophonobooru.com/forum/gen/thread/2272
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-1008-0748-41/https://soyjak.st:443/date/thread/6775.html
  3. ↑ https://archived.st/date/thread/6775.html#11371
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