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>Though maybe you were looking for Niggerhell?


This page might be biased
Meximutts may vandalize this page gem from time to time.
You WILL edit the page and make it neutral.

EVERYONE IN CALIFORNIA (EXCEPT NORCAL) IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT!
These individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.


California are left-wing trannys!
Don't neutralize this page. We ALL know that Norcal is 100x more aryan than Socal.

California, also known as Nothing Else[there are no nicknames for California aside from Cali], is Niggerhell on Earth. It is definitively the worst state in America and there is no use to living here aside from the Weather. This place has a humongous population of Braptards that pour in from the border to Mexico and a massive faggot dictatorship headed by Jew of all Jews, Gavin Jewsome.

This state is incredibly shitty compared to EVERYWHERE else (Except the Islamic Caliphate of Jew York and Hawaii because Hawaii is expensive as FUCK) because of astounding prices and awful homelessness and crime rates.

Some notable cities include: Monterey, Sacramento, San Francisco, Berkeley, and that's about it.

The Divide between Socal and Norcal[edit | edit source]

It would be a divine understatement to say that Norcal is better than Socal. Socal (short for southern California if you happen to be a Retard) is the ultimate definition of Liberal niggerhell. The prices in Socal are exorbitant and it's densely populated with Brapsicans, Niggers (especially street gangs) and some of the most flamboyant Faggots you will ever meet.

Norcal[edit | edit source]

Norcal isn't NOT niggerhell, because all of this state is, however in comparison to Socal it is Aryanheaven. The prices here are usually a bit lower but it still depends on where.

Differences between the broader US[edit | edit source]

California is incredibly bland in comparison to all of the United States. A way you can spot a Calinigger out from a different American (maybe a New England inhabitant) is their vernacular, Californians tend to say:

  • You guys (in reference to everyone, not just Males)
  • Dude
  • Hella

Near nobody in the United States says this outside of California (except Dude, maybe).

Culture[edit | edit source]

California has varying inhabitants, from White Supremacists, ranchers, and white surfer/skateboarder people to meximutts, niggers, and other disgusting phenotypes..

Notable inhabitants[edit | edit source]