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Grain of salt

Salt, chemically known as NaCl or Sodium Chloride, is a mineral that is commonly used to season food. In its granular form, it is something that should be taken with statements that are not necessarily true. Within the context of the Soysphere, the phrase "grain of soy" is sometimes used in lieu of "grain of salt". Since salt is present in tears, it is also used by normies as a synonym for seethe.
Health effects or something[edit | edit source]
If you eat too much salt it's going to be bad since it's dehydrates and increases blood pressure or something. Keep the total salt consumption in somewhere like 5 grams per day (~1 teaspoon). Albeit salt is very good before workout, preventing stiffness and giving a good pump.
Things to be taken with a Grain of Salt[edit | edit source]
- Opinions
- Dangerous right-wing conspiracy theories
- Your meds
- Hamburgers
- Biblically accurate angels
- Anything that would kill a Victorian child
- Anything that hasn't been fact-checked by Snopes
- Any study that hasn't been peer-reviewed
- Nophono
- a huge bibisea
- The fact that it's actually a subtle joke, because changing the letters would mean that the store was called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck"
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