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How do i create a template on my page[edit source]
i want to create a template just for my useroage but i didnt find no tutorial online so please help
- if you're making it just for your userpage then i think it'd be better to put the css directly in your page rather than use a template. but either way to make a template you go to page Template:YourTemplateNameHere, create the page with the css for your template then when you want to use it type {{ and look up your template's name and use it. if you dont know how to write the css just copy from another template and modify the colors (hexcodes) or text to suit your needs Cobblestone (talk) 07:56, 30 November 2024 (EST)
It's actually pretty simple. But if you don't understand mediawiki that much, You might have some troubles.
To show you, imma go with Template:NeedsMoreContext,
border: Makes the outlines of the template. Make it usually "2px solid #000", You can add a valid color in the #, Just, make the letters big.
padding: I really don't know about this. It adds a.. Padding? I guess. Add a valid px and you're done, After you type in the px, Make sure to add ;".
cellpadding= - cellspacing= : Probably something the padding. I usually use style margin, by the way, You don't add px to this. Just add a number.
align= : Aligns the padding and the font. Make it usually center. Add " both sides of the center. So it would be valid.
|BGCOLOR=#ffff|: Background color. Again, But it's probably something with the font because there's 2 backgrounds. Or it just adds shadows.
I'm too lazy to continue here and I don't want this paragraph to just be discarded. I'll be back soon. Anyways see ya. --Tvrkicwvrriorforyuo (talk) 11:27, 27 December 2024 (EST)
- padding is the space between the borders and the stuff inside the div box or table cell in question. padding is what you apply to the box/cell and "margin" is applied to the thing inside but they both do the same thing essentially. cellpadding is like padding (but applied to all items in the table as far as i know) and cellspacing is the space between the cells (boxes) of a table themselves. also
{|is syntax that starts a mediawiki table https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Help:Tables/en but html style tables are less Incomprehensible so i suggest those instead. https://www.w3schools.com/html/html_tables.asp but actually if you just want to make a normal template you dont need a table. you can just use a div box Cobblestone (talk) 11:38, 27 December 2024 (EST)
Revamped[edit source]
Main pages has been revamped (yoinked from ED with modifications). Now the dailyjak and featured gems are automatically retrieved based on a subpage with the day's date on it. if it cant find it it'll look for up to 2 days behind. now you can schedule features and jaks ahead of time. just make sure to add them to the archive linked under the relevant sections once you're done Cobblestone (talk) 10:05, 11 December 2024 (EST)
The categories section is a placeholder and must eventually be replaced with a collection of portals for soy culture ('jaks, events, soystory, soylitics) and soyical arts ('jakking, soycripture (the writing and maintenance of this wiki), adventures, soy folklore) Cobblestone (talk) 11:25, 11 December 2024 (EST)
Shouldn’t the link to soyjak.party go to soyjak.st considering the main domain is down currently and has been for a while? Also the .st domains are way more reliable in staying up then the .party ones.
- good idea, i'll do that. Cobblestone (talk) 10:54, 11 December 2024 (EST)
dramatica home page much? the old page was easier on the eye tbh — Preceding unsigned comment added by De stalin (talk • contribs)
- so far i've had overwhelmingly more people telling me they approve of the new page rather than disapprove so i think it was a good decision. if you have some concrete suggestions i'd be happy to take them THOUGH. the old page was dead Cobblestone (talk) 05:44, 14 December 2024 (EST)
this page is way too similar to the dramacuck homepage, maybe make it more unique? — Preceding unsigned comment added by De Stalin (talk • contribs)
- Its not way too similar its straight up copied, thoughever most users here seem to love it and the guy put a lot of effort setting it up so there's nothing we can do
- sure, any ideas? Cobblestone (talk) 10:59, 18 December 2024 (EST)
request[edit source]
Make a wiki Text Formatting page pls
- If you are talking about a list of text templates they are here Soyjak Wiki:Template#Font_Templates
add the old discussions back doe
- add the old discussions even tho they're in the archive Talk:Main Page/1 Cobblestone (talk) 13:21, 16 December 2024 (EST)
What do you think of the new subsection?[edit source]
Tell me your opinions. FactChecker (talk) 15:32, 18 December 2024 (EST)
- i think it's a good idea but coalson is of the opinion that we should have the boxes line up so we might need another section on the other side to even things out or something. also it seems you removed the paragraph styling from the major events section Cobblestone (talk) 15:54, 18 December 2024 (EST)
- ^^^ i would've fixed the styling thing for you but my allpageedit ran out Cobblestone (talk) 15:59, 18 December 2024 (EST)
new portals[edit source]
Any feedback/thoughts on the designs of the new portals? Only two to go (even though they're all empty for now) Cobblestone (talk) 22:15, 19 December 2024 (EST)
they're done, or at least the visuals are. all that's left to do is fill them up with links Cobblestone (talk) 12:04, 21 December 2024 (EST)
- they look fucking amazing dude i'm honestly impressed, gemmiest shit i've ever seen from the 'ki — [jackson] [t / c / me / snca] 12:24, 21 December 2024 (EST)
- thanks Cobblestone (talk) 12:33, 21 December 2024 (EST)
i filled them in too now so my gemming up crusade has officially ended. feel free to add more articles to them THOUGH cause im sure i missed a lot Cobblestone (talk) 23:18, 21 December 2024 (EST)
time zone indication[edit source]
Please add time zone indication in Recent changes. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Zeus (talk • contribs)
"Captcha not necessary" bug in mcchallenge[edit source]
There's a bug in the mccaptcha where the captcha can say "captcha not necessary". However when you get it and leave the captcha text field blank you will get an incorrect captcha message. plsfix (or just remove mccaptcha and replace it with the captcha on sharty o algo)
How do I edit a page's background color[edit source]
Would be useful for creating seizure-inducing pages when raiding other wikis
- i think only the head admin can change them through code that goes something like this in commons.css Cobblestone (talk) 20:41, 10 January 2025 (EST)
body.page-PAGE_NAME_HERE #content { background-color: #e6ffb4; }
}
marge[edit source]
what the fuck just happened
- if you're talking about the recent changes, i just went and decided to start adding the ban template to banned isaqathe/willy on wheels bots. tl;dr i brapped all over the recent changes (with the help of Cobblestone, of course) —
[t / c / me / snca] 00:37, 16 January 2025 (EST)
'noss[edit source]
Feel free to give any feedback or suggest other portals if you think there's a subject with enough breadth of information available Cobblestone (talk) 08:21, 17 January 2025 (EST)
The Dailyjak image doesn't properly resize when inserted into the Main Page[edit source]
This usually results in it clipping out of the Main Page box and even the browser window. --Anon
- fixed (for now; the images have to be sized manually) Cobblestone (talk) 13:56, 31 January 2025 (EST)
- Might have a permanent fix. This is code that renders the dailyjak (starts at line 19 in the main page source):
<div style="border-radius:5px; background: #EEF2FF; padding:5px 10px 10px 10px;">
<h2 style="color:#AF0A0F;border:none; text-align:center; font-family:sans-serif; font-size:25px; font-weight:bold;">The Dailyjak</h2>
<!--...OTHER CODE...-->
</div>
We could give this wrapper div a class like dailyjak-wrapper and stylize it like this:
.dailyjak-wrapper img {
width: 100% ! important;
height: auto ! important;
}
But, honestly, I think all CSS on that page should be moved to a separate styles file as inline CSS is cancer-aids.
- i'll try that. thanks. let me add that real quick Cobblestone (talk) 14:43, 31 January 2025 (EST)
- it is done. let me move it to an official css styles page instead of having it come from my sandbox Cobblestone (talk) 14:50, 31 January 2025 (EST)
- make an account. anonymousPATRIOT. i want to award you for this Cobblestone (talk) 15:05, 31 January 2025 (EST)
- it is done. let me move it to an official css styles page instead of having it come from my sandbox Cobblestone (talk) 14:50, 31 January 2025 (EST)
- i'll try that. thanks. let me add that real quick Cobblestone (talk) 14:43, 31 January 2025 (EST)
NIGGER ALERT NIGGER ALERT[edit source]
xe bix noodians and trannies have discovered this wiki--TNDHWABAG (talk) 22:59, 8 February 2025 (EST)
You wiki admins should demote 9a0c from wiki janny, here's why[edit source]
Demote 9a0c from wiki admin. He is addicted to gooning to Tama and censors everything negative about it. The current Tama page is a mess it lies and says that Tama came from the Sharty that is a blatant lie it came from the shemmy (why else is it the favicon of the shemmy booru) and they locked the page. This is not professional behaviour. He is acting like a spoiled manchild and does not deserve to be a wiki admin. Or a sharty admin but we can discuss that another time. Cobsonant (talk) 09:45, 16 March 2025 (EST)
Bring back Warrior z isreal perspective back[edit source]
fuck who deleted that gem they should rot in depth of niggerhell next to troonella and soylita, i dont care about the muslim perspective just give the isreali one back--TherealSlopCHAD (talk) 07:04, 25 April 2025 (EST)
JOONS READ[edit source]
fix the niggergap between major events and portals because i cant CoblonDisciple (talk) 11:28, 9 May 2025 (EST)
can someone make page about dustborn, it's fucking literal troonslop[edit source]
— Preceding unsigned comment added by Anonymous (talk • contribs)
Hidden service[edit source]
Put a link somewhere to the tor hidden service (http://soywikikvvlkbl4d2g6idzp5bwucg4zdmemzkm6sxk33kkvxaedxk3ad.onion)
- done Cobblestone (talk) 16:18, 15 May 2025 (EST)
Warrior z article[edit source]
Why aren't we dissing this muzzrat more? The only thing he brought to the 'sphere are his autistic braps and shitty copypastas. He's also pretty dumb and can't win any debate (he spams to KEEP TAKING LLLLLLZZZ when seething). I'm not any of his Boogeyman I just can't find the reason why are we finding this faggot "gemmy".
- marge why are you discussing this here Cobblestone (talk) 08:18, 21 May 2025 (EST)
restrict the size of the dailyjak[edit source]
shouldnt be bigger than 400-700 pixels CoblonDisciple (talk) 14:06, 27 May 2025 (EST)
- done Cobblestone (talk) 14:13, 27 May 2025 (EST)
- i made it big again cause uhhhhhhhhhh why not Cobblestone (talk) 05:37, 28 May 2025 (EST)
[edit source]
should we change the wiki logo depending on holidays via css? i can make a few, say for:
- Christmas
- 4th of July or something
- Thanksgiving
- Halloween
- Easter
- September 20
- other stuff
— Jackson • DEWOTT WON! 14:43, 29 May 2025 (EST)
- of course. you could also modify the background into a simple brown gingerbread recolor for christmas for example. maybe some custom CSS borders etc if you want to go that far. Cobblestone (talk) 15:30, 29 May 2025 (EST)
This new css is brimstone![edit source]
Grunt (talk) 08:03, 31 May 2025 (EST)
- What part of it specifically? The corner? The background? All of it? Cobblestone (talk) 08:06, 31 May 2025 (EST)
- The talk page redditification, for the most part Grunt (talk) 08:16, 31 May 2025 (EST)
- >qol features are le reddit CoblonDisciple (talk) 08:17, 31 May 2025 (EST)
- I get what you mean but this is really useful for nusois. I'm sure you've seen them fuck up replying or signing their posts many times before. Cobblestone (talk) 08:18, 31 May 2025 (EST)
- it was wiki kulchur or whatever
- but really this whole thing just feels bloated and the site is slower overall, some qol changes are nice but aren't worth making the site run like it's hosted on an oven Grunt (talk) 08:28, 31 May 2025 (EST)
- the site running like dogshit is wiki culture nusoi. i guess talk to quote on xer userpage. Cobblestone (talk) 08:32, 31 May 2025 (EST)
- >calling every site that uses nested comments reddity for some reason
- The talk page redditification, for the most part Grunt (talk) 08:16, 31 May 2025 (EST)
Troonjak logo[edit source]
Make the logo a troonjak logo based of wikipedia logo like the normal 'ki logo MackyKacky (talk) 11:05, 1 June 2025 (EST)
Experiment[edit source]
I changed the background to match the main site's colors. Need it or keep it? Cobblestone (talk) 21:10, 6 June 2025 (EST)
- Reverted cause it was kind of iffy. Cobblestone (talk) 21:46, 6 June 2025 (EST)
Schlog hyperlink at the bottom of the main page[edit source]
Schlog hyperlink at the bottom of main page is blog.soyjak.st, needs to be recorrected to soyjakblog.com Tantaeshveelo (talk) 22:31, 10 June 2025 (EST)
Schlog hyperlink at the bottom of main page is blog.soyjak.st, needs to be recorrected to soyjakblog.com Tantaeshveelo (talk) 22:35, 10 June 2025 (EST)
- i removed it because that schlog is a splinter now. Cobblestone (talk) 15:48, 11 June 2025 (EST)
Change the Soy Flash button[edit source]
Make the button look like the background more. - Usernamesarecoal (talk) 09:31, 12 June 2025 (EST)
- done Cobblestone (talk) 09:33, 12 June 2025 (EST)
someone please fix the soycraft link on the sidebar[edit source]
it goes to Soycraft (New) which is very deleted
i don't know where to put this message because i'm stupid
- Fixed Cobblestone (talk) 20:08, 22 June 2025 (EST)
site down?[edit source]
unable connect via .party or .st. 523 error I love ss13 (talk) 23:34, 28 June 2025 (EST)
Discuss.[edit source]
Do you prefer the old or the new featured gem style? Courtesy of User:North (with slight modifications) Cobblestone (talk) 02:13, 24 July 2025 (EST)
- In case anyone wants to revert the changes, remember to also revert today's changes in Template:MainPage.css. Cobblestone (talk) 02:53, 24 July 2025 (EST)
- It's fine, but the templates like to leak outside of the box e.g. Gem template inside the box adds the gem icon to the main page header. Also I can't edit Template:Northbox because it's being used on the front page. Also Template:Nusoi now looks really shit North (talk) 10:23, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- Wait a sec, you are right. I could probably come up with some css or something that removes that from included pages by doing css selector abuse. Ill take a look Fenriris 🐺 10:33, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- i noticed that issue too but i think it would be annoying to fix it. let me know what you come up with Cobblestone (talk) 10:54, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- Here is what I found out. It looks like it is not possible since Indicators are rendered at parse-time and are not part of the transcluded page’s output. It might be possible with some kind of module. Fenriris 🐺 11:40, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- For the main page only, we could do:
.mw-indicators {display: none !important;}, but the only problem with that solution is that it gets rid of all indicators. Better than nothing I guess. If anyone else is using Northbox, they could use this too. Fenriris 🐺 12:17, 25 July 2025 (EST)- Could work. The other issue is categories spilling. Both issues aren't really a big deal so honestly I wasn't going to fix them. Cobblestone (talk) 19:43, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- aldoe it's really funny seeing the front page being in the "forced memes" category North (talk) 08:00, 26 July 2025 (EST)
- That's aryan shemmycuck Cobblestone (talk) 16:51, 26 July 2025 (EST)
- aldoe it's really funny seeing the front page being in the "forced memes" category North (talk) 08:00, 26 July 2025 (EST)
- Could work. The other issue is categories spilling. Both issues aren't really a big deal so honestly I wasn't going to fix them. Cobblestone (talk) 19:43, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- For the main page only, we could do:
- Here is what I found out. It looks like it is not possible since Indicators are rendered at parse-time and are not part of the transcluded page’s output. It might be possible with some kind of module. Fenriris 🐺 11:40, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- i noticed that issue too but i think it would be annoying to fix it. let me know what you come up with Cobblestone (talk) 10:54, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- Wait a sec, you are right. I could probably come up with some css or something that removes that from included pages by doing css selector abuse. Ill take a look Fenriris 🐺 10:33, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- It's fine, but the templates like to leak outside of the box e.g. Gem template inside the box adds the gem icon to the main page header. Also I can't edit Template:Northbox because it's being used on the front page. Also Template:Nusoi now looks really shit North (talk) 10:23, 25 July 2025 (EST)
cool redesign[edit source]
now make the close button blue:
GapeNewell (talk) 12:56, 24 July 2025 (EST)
- ok Cobblestone (talk) 13:13, 24 July 2025 (EST)
- I think it would be good to increase the height slightly to 450px too. After some thinking, its a bit small in my opinion. Thoughts? Fenriris 🐺 10:25, 25 July 2025 (EST)
- done. Cobblestone (talk) 10:54, 25 July 2025 (EST)
Discuss 2[edit source]
Testing this slightly different layout so nusois are more exposed to the portals. Let me know how you feel about it and whether you want the previous one back. Cobblestone (talk) 17:47, 30 July 2025 (EST)
check the bottom right of the main page[edit source]
o algo North (talk) 16:00, 4 August 2025 (EST)
- I dont think anyone really cares all that much about it, but ok. Fenriris 🐺 16:23, 5 August 2025 (EST)
Announcement[edit source]
For the first time ever, subpages now actually work on the 'ki. All namespace issues have also been fixed and featured gems will no longer show up in the random gem search. Cobblestone (talk) 22:03, 13 August 2025 (EST)
I'll say this here as well (mediawiki extension i made)[edit source]
I read up on mediawiki and made an extension to play SWFs that have been uploaded to the 'ki.
It is immune to cross site scripting, unlike the other Flash extensions which got deleted from mediawiki for user input directly to the browser.
Just download and extract the zip and put this in your local settings: require_once "$IP/extensions/SWFPopup/SWFPopup.php";
Add this to any wiki page: <swf>File:Flash.swf height=266 width=474</swf> and you click the link and it opens in a popup.
Of course, you should do the same network traffic and link opening blocking that the sharty does. You can just add the sharty's ruffle configuration to the Common.js file popup html that gets generated inside the JS file when a flash link is clicked.
download here (for some reason firefox thinks it's malware when downloading it, i promise you it's not) North (talk) 06:28, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
- telling QVQTE about this, also i've run mediawiki sites and
require_oncefor loading extensions is for REALLY old versions of mediawiki GapeNewell (talk) 15:41, 15 August 2025 (UTC)
a page I would personally delete[edit source]
this dust, it's a spergy page on a topic that has nothing to do with the Soysphere. adolfrizzler (talk) 22:07, 17 August 2025 (UTC)
- Built 4 moving to 'pedia. Cobblestone (talk) 22:08, 17 August 2025 (UTC)
Something to look out for when doing daily jaks[edit source]
For today’s Daily Jak, Dailyjak:August_25,_2025, I noticed that it wasn’t loading correctly on the other sites because the link was trying to pass in MediaWiki markup (|400px) directly into the browser URL, which caused the error. That kind of markup only works inside wiki pages and shouldn’t be included in external links. It looks like Quote’s code is pulling that markup and inserting it into the link for some reason when sending it to the other sites. So in the future, when adding a Jak, it should not have any MediaWiki parameters in it; otherwise the link will break outside of the wiki.
You can see an example of what I mean in the image:
I will look in the other jaks now that have that issue and remove any extra parameters they have. Fenriris 🐺 00:52, 25 August 2025 (UTC)
Proposition[edit source]
How would you feel about a "Featured NAS" section? It would be limited to Giga and Pepe for now. Cobblestone (talk) 18:27, 23 September 2025 (UTC)
Portals[edit source]
^use code from this to make "Random" portal option actually link to a randomly chosen portal Nusoicacas (talk) 21:29, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
- This is what it used to do already though I seem to have brapped it at some point. Thanks. Cobblestone (talk) 21:31, 29 September 2025 (UTC)
new css[edit source]
fix the border and rounded corners
-- North [ profile / talk ] 16:11, 14 October 2025 (UTC)
webp thumbnails[edit source]
Cobblestone fix them
And is there any progress on the flash extension? it's been ages. -- North [ profile / talk ] 17:13, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- Quote has been very busy with Quotechan. I'll show him this but it'll take a while longer. Cobblestone (talk) 18:06, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- >quotechan is not a joke and is actually real
- Also remind quote to renew the IRC SSL, I can't use HexChat.
- Also also if quote adds parameter support to the flash extension, that would be le good -- North [ profile / talk ] 19:33, 24 October 2025 (UTC)
- Has quote released any screenshots of quotechan? -- North [ profile / talk ] 18:18, 25 October 2025 (UTC)
Can i add the mod i am working on here?[edit source]
I am currently working for a sharty related Age of History 2 mod and i wonder if i could write an article dedicated to that?
- Yeah of course Cobblestone (talk) 19:51, 1 November 2025 (UTC)
Make the edit approving UI have an option to send the nuisoi a reason why you denied it[edit source]
So nusois can be told why exactly their edits got denied so that they'll learn to make better edits GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 15:50, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- Why not just tell them on their talkpage Cobblestone (talk) 15:57, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
List of galleries[edit source]
What if the list of galleries was another section beside or underneath portals? This could make finding 'jaks easier, because mediawiki galleries are better than soybooru. North (talk) 20:41, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- OK. I will move that beside the portals when I get home tonight Fenriris 🐺 20:50, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
- I'm not sure whether a list of galleries would be in place alongside all the portals that all start with "soy." Cobblestone (talk) 23:06, 10 November 2025 (UTC)
poll[edit source]
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.
- Yes. Cobblestone (talk) 17:39, 16 November 2025 (UTC)
Can there be a Article dedicated to Time?[edit source]
We keep mentioning people have lost Hours in their Conflicts but we never cite or talk about what time is, so can we make that an article? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Edittea (talk • contribs)
this is the leftist cuck, is ai slop and fucking sucks — Preceding unsigned comment added by ~Chud4626 (talk • contribs)
Theme Options?[edit source]
Is there an option to change themes here? If not, then i think you guys should add one, it makes the site more better just so that if people didn't like the themes currently being on rn or just wants the main theme. Chud7777 (talk) 30 November 2025 (UTC)
- To a certain extent. Go to User:Chud7777/monobook.css Cobblestone (talk) 08:36, 30 November 2025 (UTC)
- Would it be feasible for (You) to add a css switcher, to switch between base MonoBook, Halloween and Winter? North (talk) 19:22, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
- Why would we have a dedicated theme switcher for Halloween and Christmas when it's not even Halloween or Christmas yet? Cobblestone (talk) 20:03, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
- Would it be feasible for (You) to add a css switcher, to switch between base MonoBook, Halloween and Winter? North (talk) 19:22, 14 December 2025 (UTC)
sneedy displaytitle[edit source]
geg look at this, the featured article template made the title text sneed related (Formerly Soyjak Wiki) Thougher, Talk page, Contributions 04:46, 21 December 2025 (UTC)
Randomquote error[edit source]
Noticed this while i was on the 'wiki, JANNIES FIX THIS

- Done Cobblestone (talk) 16:56, 22 December 2025 (UTC)
About {{multiple image}}[edit source]
Could an AllPageEditor make {{multiple image}} look like the one over at Wikipedia? Thanks. North (talk) 15:44, 5 January 2026 (UTC)
Could we make an article dedicated to links?[edit source]
Where every single text in the article links to somewhere, would that be gemmy?--Edittea (talk) 16:22, 6 January 2026 (UTC)
- I was thinking about making an article to satirize link spam, where an entire run-on sentence is covered with a single link that makes the entire thing blue and is really annoying
Featured Gem[edit source]
Sarge, why does the Featured Gem still have the [[Thrembo]] redirect ~Chud8970 (talk) 12:56, 12 January 2026 (UTC)
Nu infoboxes[edit source]
I've rewritten most infoboxes except for Infobox Concept, which is currently a purposefully ambiguous template for when an infobox for the subject in question doesn't exist. Here's what editors will need to know:
1. Now you can make brand-new infoboxes in seconds using Special:InfoboxBuilder which gives you a visual editor. If you use the source editor, you have even more options and you can do stuff like have prebuilt tabbers Template:Infobox soyjak and even more advanced stuff like in Template:Infobox conflict, read these for more info if you know how to use the source editor:
- https://portability.fandom.com/wiki/Portable_Infoboxes (the /tags subpage is especially useful)
- Handy example: https://metalgear.fandom.com/wiki/Template:Character_Infobox_Remake?action=edit
2. Tabbers don't exist anymore, instead, pass entire galleries into infobox images like this to get tabs, or you can use panel tags to have tabbers by default like in the soyjak infobox:
|image= <gallery>
File:imageone.png|Tab name 1
File:imagetwo.png|Tab name 2
</gallery>
3. You can style all parts of these new infoboxes with css unlike the old ones. Check out Mediawiki:Common.css for an example.
4. These infoboxes are friendlier for mobile users which is the main reason why I did all this.
The plan now is to make new infoboxes for stuff that didn't have it before like Infobox NAS, Infobox country, and more. Cobblestone (talk) 19:56, 14 January 2026 (UTC)
^^^ shit not even nophono cares fan about
Is Soycyclopediabot not working?[edit source]
The new articles section of the main page hasn't been updated yet, and new pages have definitely been made, is the bot down?
- Just saw this, it was online but crapped itself. I restarted it, so it should be working now. Fenriris 🐺 04:17, 16 January 2026 (UTC)
Fixing infoboxes[edit source]
Some infoboxes are currently broken and don't display images. You VILL go through each page in the Category:Pages_using_Tabber_parser_tag and replace <tabber> tag with the <gallery> tag. You should also put images into the original_image field where appropriate --Ay Tone (talk) 17:46, 17 January 2026 (UTC)
- I'll chip at these. Also I made Template:Infobox trend and trend articles must use that now. Cobblestone (talk) 03:45, 21 January 2026 (UTC)
Can we make a article dedicated to "Nothing is beyond our reach"[edit source]
we have been using that cathphrase for 2 years now and it descends all the back into 4chan, i wonder if giving it a shot would teach the future nusois enough. --VenuCHAD (talk) 20:39, 22 January 2026 (UTC)
- yes but you dont need permission to write articles, just write them. Cobblestone (talk) 01:12, 23 January 2026 (UTC)
4cuck[edit source]
Someone add a gegpull nusoi to 4chan saying epstein used it
soyjack commission[edit source]
looking to commission one or a few ppl to soyjackify an image of my gf and i. i'm paying ofc. just email me at shags6669@gmail.com or lmk what the best way to contact u is
>looking to commission one or a few ppl to soyjackify an image of my gf and i. i'm paying ofc. just email me at shags6669@gmail.com or lmk what the best way to contact u is --North (talk) 17:12, 4 February 2026 (UTC)- North can you screenshot this section and post it on /soy/ cause it's funny and I can't do it rn Cobblestone (talk) 17:20, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- So north,did you do it?Frootyboy88 (talk) 23:53, 12 February 2026 (UTC)
For some reason category template "Category:Trannies" is not working.[edit source]
It does not show up when i type "trannies" on templates. When i manually typed it on Source editing it does not work either. Is there a reason for this or is it a bug? The page i tried this on is the page https://soyjakwiki.org/Grooming DoctorCollins (talk) 01:33, 7 February 2026 (UTC)
Why should I care doe[edit source]
TLDR: There's a script on archive.today to make your browser silently spam requests to a certain site, with the intention of using the combined traffic of all archive.today vistors to DDoS that site. Do not visit archive.today/archive.ph/archive.is/etc with javascript enabled. Rearchive all archive.ph links to megalodon.jp wherever you see them.
https://gyrovague.com/2026/02/01/archive-today-is-directing-a-ddos-attack-against-my-blog/
title text O Allegory (talk) 12:52, 8 February 2026 (UTC)
O Allegory (talk) 20:25, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

yes
'ki archive[edit source]
How can i get an archive of the wiki? We should add a page just for that, explaining how to download all of the wiki in html, or just text.
linkrot templates[edit source]
Why do we have both
and
?
Don't they mean the exact same thing? Or is Linkrot designated for refs only? Apologies in advance if this is a bit of a retarded question.
H8em (talk) 02:57, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
- technically, linkrot means some brainlet pasted direct thread links instead of archiving but the links aren't dead yet, deadlinks means the threads got slid and the links are now dead Cobblestone (talk) 03:12, 21 February 2026 (UTC)
- albeit that should probably be clarified in the template descriptions ∼ Soyak • (Call 911) 23:48, 22 February 2026 (UTC)
Front page coal obsession[edit source]
- Why is the two main sections on the front page spadeson? what the fuck is this coal obsessed shit Blackjak (talk) 01:26, 25 February 2026 (UTC)
uhhhh[edit source]
Why is the lesotho article still linking to imp Enteryourusername (talk) 02:07, 29 March 2026 (UTC)
- Fixed thank you. OopooPoopoo (talk) 02:12, 29 March 2026 (UTC)
Include the on this day page on the site notice[edit source]
i don’t wanna keep searching for it anymore Enteryourusername (talk) 17:23, 30 March 2026 (UTC)
kliksjak title still there[edit source]
Fix it Enteryourusername (talk) 01:44, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
- Already fixed. OopooPoopoo (talk) 01:46, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
- Marge? Fenriris 🐺 01:46, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
- nice Enteryourusername (talk) 01:47, 6 April 2026 (UTC)
pages that need help section[edit source]
do we still need it? I haven't seen it change in at least a month -- Neptune 00:24, 10 April 2026 (UTC)
>Articles That Need Help >▶ Toos Fri 20 Sep 2030 16:41:15 /nate/ No.950311737 [Quote] >List of notable threads
>Edit • Visit the Category:Coal Articles to help out!
HEY DUMBASS[edit source]
YOU FORGOT TO CHANGE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sootwo (talk) 21:40, 25 April 2026 (UTC)
- Fixed 〜 MarketPliers (leak here) 21:43, 25 April 2026 (UTC)
hasnt this already been a daily jak[edit source]
hasnt this already been a dailyjak? Blackjak (talk) 06:36, 28 April 2026 (UTC)
- it was a featured gem before Cobblestone (talk) 12:36, 28 April 2026 (UTC)
make a page on murdoch murdoch[edit source]
just do it okay — Preceding unsigned comment added by Dooble67 (talk • contribs)
- NAS SNCA GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 01:18, 20 May 2026 (UTC)
fix this hsit[edit source]
hyperlink in featured gem leads to school, not programming
Jimmy Wong[edit source]
The host of 98.6 DeadFM located in Tempest, Pennsylvania. He was the original main character in the BONEWORKS beta version before the main character was switched to Arthur Ford in the main release of the game. His most famous quotes from BONEWORKS include "The right joystick will allow you to snap turn quickly." and "Um, I'm waiting." These are the most well known quotes because the beta clips are mostly leaked from Stress Level Zero or straight up fake shit. The attached videos here are *quite* real and are totally not complete baloney. This page will be edited in the future— Preceding unsigned comment added by Abibas (talk • contribs)
- marge GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 17:17, 11 June 2026 (UTC)
we need to fix the talk page format[edit source]
the one on SNCApedia is much easier to use, it makes more sense then having to go and edit the source of every single fucking talk page some one wants to talk in. its literally a reply button, and its so much better. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 17:12, 11 June 2026 (UTC)
- We actually used to have discussion tools, but that was removed because it did not work for anonymous users. It was some kind of bug with it where it did not work with custom captcha systems. Thats why Fenriris 🐺 17:21, 11 June 2026 (UTC)
Undo the gradingcaust[edit source]
Just undo it, its been around since sqqt, its a stample of the wiki, and there was no real reason to remove it anyway. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 07:17, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- Even after the 'caust nearly every page on the wiki still clearly promotes an opinion on the subject. Nut (talk) 13:31, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- tsmt ~ Spruce (talk) 14:07, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- the main problem is le heckin' edit warring over it which idk how could be prevented also why is this under main page talk and not the joonboard ~ Spruce (talk) 14:11, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- I WILL ASK MISS CIRCLE TO RAPE YOU TILL YOU DIE Gradingcaust (talk) 13:30, 21 June 2026 (UTC)
undo the gradingcaust[edit source]
no one likes it, nor it made 'ki better. quality gradings are soul of the 'ki and are opinions are solidified on most of the pages. if topic is snca it's going to be biased anyway and will edit war with other autists that obsess over this snca and removing quality templates didn't change this situation ~Chud91785 (talk) 14:12, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- tsmt, i don't understand why they did that TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 14:13, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- the grading templates were nuked because most of them were useless nigger reskins and they didn't add anything to the page of substance. oh wow whoever touched the page last has an opinion on a subject, surely that needs an entire line to itself on the page GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 14:16, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- and here comes the bootlicker, quality templates are useful aryan oc and saying the subject is brimstone by putting one is wiki culture, cry about it TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 14:20, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- Don’t listen to him, he was one of its biggest bootlickers and is an obsessed cuck who tries to delete everything he doesn’t like — Preceding unsigned comment added by Vantared (talk • contribs)
- ad hominem + 2026 joindate tryna yap abt muh wiki chulchur + I supported culling the grading templates before cobblestone made it cool GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 14:28, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- you support it because you're a massive faggot who only does it because you are desperate to get promoted and later get groomed by trannypliers, and of course you flex your joindate, geniunely nobaldi cares about it unless you are soot. TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 14:34, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- even doe mushroot was on the 'sphere since the big '24 Gzard (talk) 14:28, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- literally who GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 14:30, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- the faggot who supports trans rights o algo. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 14:31, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- traisorightswonned's deadname was mushroot Gzard (talk) 14:33, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- a faggot with a name ending in -oot? must be a day ending in y GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 14:35, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- literally who GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 14:30, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- faggot above me DNI. they should stay because they have been around since sQQt (PBUH) was admin, they are a staple of this site. plus from what i've seen, SNCApedia has the grading system, and they dont have constant edit warring over it. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 14:19, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- thoughbiet sncapedia is a way deader of a nigger baby than the shiki, less activity = less edit warring ~ Spruce (talk) 14:21, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- very few pages on SNCApedia use mineral ratings G-Man (talk) 14:24, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- and here comes the bootlicker, quality templates are useful aryan oc and saying the subject is brimstone by putting one is wiki culture, cry about it TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 14:20, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- the grading templates were nuked because most of them were useless nigger reskins and they didn't add anything to the page of substance. oh wow whoever touched the page last has an opinion on a subject, surely that needs an entire line to itself on the page GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 14:16, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- brotein shake stole my topic :sob: but undo the gradingcaust anyways. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 14:15, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- I WILL ASK MISS CIRCLE TO RAPE YOU TILL YOU DIE Gradingcaust (talk) 13:30, 21 June 2026 (UTC)
undo the gradingcaust[edit source]
No one supports it except for north and couple of other nophonos. Gzard (talk) 14:22, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- guys keep copying my topic. maybe it will change cQbblestQnes heart. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 14:24, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- we should start an anti-gradingcaust protest in this very talkpage TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 14:29, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- Gradingcaust may be coal but I doubt cobblestone will undo it Rover (talk) 14:56, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- if we protest for it to come back? (non disruptive banbanable protests of course) Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 14:58, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- You can try but at the end of the day it's up to cobblestone Rover (talk) 15:00, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- what if we beg cQbblestQne on our knees for her to bring it back? Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 15:06, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- simp GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 15:07, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- what if we beg cQbblestQne on our knees for her to bring it back? Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 15:06, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- You can try but at the end of the day it's up to cobblestone Rover (talk) 15:00, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- if we protest for it to come back? (non disruptive banbanable protests of course) Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 14:58, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- I WILL ASK MISS CIRCLE TO RAPE YOU TILL YOU DIE Gradingcaust (talk) 13:30, 21 June 2026 (UTC)
undo the gradingcaust[edit source]
it was funny but it can't be done again without first undoing it first GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 15:08, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- why do we need 4 sections on this topic Rover (talk) 15:10, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- anything worth doing is worth doing multiple times GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 15:15, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- because dats aryan shemmycuck Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 15:19, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- don't think i'll undo it sorry, they were basically reddit karma but for pages Cobblestone (talk) 15:22, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- how on earth could they be reddit karma? im sorry, no disrespect, but that is the most bullshit excuse i have ever heard of in my life. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 15:24, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- ^nigger Gzard (talk) 15:23, 13 June 2026 (UTC)

>^nigger - basically, they're a view of what everyone else thinks so you can also just like the topic (updoot) or hate it like them (downdoot). and not even a good preview at that cause 1 nigger would sit on the page and guard the topic template Cobblestone (talk) 15:28, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- no one unless xey have brain damage is going to base xeir opinion on one template xey see. plus articles are going to be biased as shit anyways. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 15:29, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- glad we agree that the grading templates are pointless GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 15:55, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- meds, he didn't imply that Gzard (talk) 15:56, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- well he said that anyone not brain damaged wouldn't be basing their opinion on the template which implies that the template doesn't do anything GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:01, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- did you even finish the school? Both of you misunderstood what the previous person have said Gzard (talk) 16:06, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- you mean cobblestone aka the one other person in this thread besides you and the previous 2 people above you? GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:13, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- did you even finish the school? Both of you misunderstood what the previous person have said Gzard (talk) 16:06, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- well he said that anyone not brain damaged wouldn't be basing their opinion on the template which implies that the template doesn't do anything GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 16:01, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- meds, he didn't imply that Gzard (talk) 15:56, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- glad we agree that the grading templates are pointless GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 15:55, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- no one unless xey have brain damage is going to base xeir opinion on one template xey see. plus articles are going to be biased as shit anyways. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 15:29, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- I WILL ASK MISS CIRCLE TO RAPE YOU TILL YOU DIE Gradingcaust (talk) 13:30, 21 June 2026 (UTC)
UNDO THE GRADINGCAUST[edit source]
it's wiki culture TraisoRightsWonned (talk) 15:22, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- UNDO IT CQBBLESTQNE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 15:24, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- it's snca and it would be very hard to put the templates on every page again G-Man (talk) 15:26, 13 June 2026 (UTC)
- I WILL ASK MISS CIRCLE TO RAPE YOU TILL YOU DIE Gradingcaust (talk) 13:30, 21 June 2026 (UTC)
Add shortcut redirects for wiki policy pages[edit source]
You know how wikipedia has a bunch of WP:WHATEVER redirect pages made to be shorthand ways to link to policy pages? I think those would be helpful for talk pages and whatnot. Some proposed examples:
- SW:MOS (Soyjak Wiki:Manual of Style)
- SW:RULES (Soyjak Wiki:Rules)
- SW:LINKSPAM (Soyjak Wiki:Linker)
- SW:FONTSPAM (Soyjak Wiki:Text styling overdose)
etc. Also I think it's time that the main page's talkpage gets archived since it's becoming a big wall of text again GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 23:59, 15 June 2026 (UTC)
Unused template cleanup[edit source]
I swept through the list of unused templates to find unused templates and flag unnecessary ones for deletions (obsolete templates, templates with nonexistent usecases, documentation pages for deleted/archived templates, broken templates, etc). What I noticed is that a significant amount of pre-2025 ones were protected by User:Gem Control who at some point before his permaban protected almost every single template so that only jannies can edit them, which is fine for anything actually used but a problem for the future when a lot of the templates would outlive their usefulness. A lot of said protected abandoned templates are just inefficient roundabout ways of doing something that could already be done without the template, like single formatting tags (the ones bracketed with quote arrows, not template or link brackets).
I think it'd be worthwhile to lower the protection levels for all the leftover templates protected by Gem Control so the potentially useful templates can be maintained and the useless ones flagged for deletion. The original protection reason (fear of 'cordies changing the templates to 'p) is irrelevant because this site has had Media Pending Approval for a while and thus only the most used templates need to be protected beyond autoconfirmed users anymore. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 03:01, 16 June 2026 (UTC)
need help: missing admin info[edit source]
both Tefal's and SprokemowerMan's articles are currently gigastubs, can yall give me any kind of info to expand them? like notable events, archives relating to them, shit like that, greatly appreciated ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 21:29, 16 June 2026 (UTC)
3000 ARTICLES[edit source]
We should celebrate with an event, or something. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 23:37, 16 June 2026 (UTC)
- tsmt we need to have a fun event on the shiki to boost morale ~ Spruce 🌲 (talk) 23:38, 16 June 2026 (UTC)
- lets have an IRL soysphere metup at piazza duomo, milan tomorrow.(this is an obvious joke btw) Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 23:40, 16 June 2026 (UTC)
- no we are not having the meetup in lethoso, jartycuck GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:48, 17 June 2026 (UTC)
- lets have an IRL soysphere metup at piazza duomo, milan tomorrow.(this is an obvious joke btw) Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 23:40, 16 June 2026 (UTC)
Lock the Roblox page[edit source]
It's a dead cacabait game that's banned sphere-wide, and really there's nothing left to add that warrants being editable by non-jannies. What few wiki-pertinent updates might happen would just be varying ways of saying "Roblox is locking down the site further to coerce people into giving them money and biometrics" or "<insert state or country here> is suing/banning them for pedo harboring" or some other shit we've seen a hundred times over the past year anyways. GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 00:38, 17 June 2026 (UTC)
- I agree, let's see what other jannies think G-Man (talk) 00:55, 17 June 2026 (UTC)
- i concur ♃Stratosphere♃ (talk) 01:04, 17 June 2026 (UTC)
Add a namefag portal[edit source]
i think that namefags should be more repersented on here, there should be a namefag portal. or maybe just a name space e.g. Namefag:LiteralWho
inb4
>Namefags are SNCA therefor they should even be documented here
who the fuck cares about all that, it would help keep this nigger of a wiki alive, it creates more material for articles, and we dont have to put User:Niggerslayer1488 with 2 total comments on soybooru here, just the more famous ones that dont have a page yet. Aryan_warrior aka MINT(User page) (talk) 13:00, 22 June 2026 (UTC)
- The Namefag page already exists and has links to every namefag even remotely relevant enough to get an article. If fame is a relevant criteria for a navbox/portal then there's already a template to list all of them GauntletThrown (clittyleakage zone) 19:53, 23 June 2026 (UTC)