A [[pseudo-intellectual]], also known as a '''midwit''' or a '''redditor''', is an individual of mediocre intelligence who pretends that they are a genius. They are {{RedText|NOT}} to be confused with TRVE [[Gigachad|retardGOD]]<nowiki/>s, who make no attempt to hide their stupidity. They will ceaselessly spit out bullshit from their mouths, and are generally considered to be a subspecies of [[Lolcow|gegbull]]. [[Unijak]] exists to mock people like this.
A [[pseudo-intellectual]], also known as a '''midwit''' or a '''redditor''', is an individual of mediocre intelligence who pretends that they are a genius. They are {{RedText|NOT}} to be confused with TRVE [[Gigachad|retardGOD]]<nowiki/>s, who make no attempt to hide their stupidity. They will ceaselessly spit out bullshit from their mouths without caring to see if it's true, and are generally considered to be a subspecies of [[Lolcow|gegbull]]. [[Unijak]] exists to mock people like this.
== Intelligence ==
== Intelligence ==
[[File:Unijak.png|thumb|{{Quote|>We're geniuses, ... because we just are, okay?}}]]
[[File:Unijak.png|thumb|{{Quote|>We're geniuses, ... because we just are, okay?}}]]
[[File:64356.jpg|thumb|Pseudo-intellectuals somehow have the confidence to spit out obvious bullshit. Notice how their Jewtube name field is empty?]]
[[File:64356.jpg|thumb|Pseudo-intellectuals somehow have the confidence to spit out obvious bullshit. Notice how their Jewtube name field is empty?]]
They typically are midwits with an [[IQ]] between a 110 and 130, and tragically are smart enough to know things yet are too dumb to actually understand them. Majority of the people you debate are either retards{{CitationNeeded|Whom you can win if you just sound smart and look good}} or pseudo-intellectuals, [[Truthnuke|making debates practically useless as you literally can't win as their brain works on a completely different framework than yours.]] In reality, about 1/4 of people are pseudo-intellectuals. After the midwit IQ range, you become an iqDEITY and become actually smart like [[Steam Engine|albert epstein on dat calculator]] or something, starting at above 130.
They typically are midwits with an [[IQ]] between a 110 and 130, and tragically are smart enough to know things yet are too dumb to actually understand them. Majority of the people you debate are either retards{{CitationNeeded|Whom you can win if you just sound smart and look good}} or pseudo-intellectuals, [[Truthnuke|making debates practically useless as you literally can't win as their brain works on a completely different framework than yours.]] In reality, about 1/4 of people are pseudo-intellectuals. After the midwit [[IQ]] range, you become an [[Mensa|iqDEITY]] and become actually smart like [[Steam Engine|albert epstein on dat calculator]] or something, starting at [[Mensa|above 130.]]
== What to do when you encounter a pseudo-intellectual ==
== What to do when you encounter a pseudo-intellectual ==
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* Ignore the retard
* Ignore the retard
* Take the opportunity to BTFO them — chad hominem attacks are especially effective; ALWAYS make sure to insult their intelligence, specifically by telling them they're [[SNCA|low IQ]]. <s>If you meet them in real life, make sure you don't piss them off to a point where you get a black eye</s> <-- They are incapable of being a physical threat, so no need to worry about this. You might get banned by a [[Janitor|janny]] if you're doing it on the internet.
* Take the opportunity to BTFO them — chad hominem attacks are especially effective; ALWAYS make sure to insult their intelligence, specifically by telling them they're [[IQ|low IQ]]. <s>If you meet them in real life, make sure you don't piss them off to a point where you get a black eye</s> <-- They are incapable of being a physical threat, so no need to worry about this. You might get banned by a [[Janitor|janny]] if you're doing it on the internet.
* Expose their stupidity to others to make them feel so much shame, they'll stop being a dumbass and go pick up a [[SECA|book]] for once.
* Expose their stupidity to others to make them feel so much shame, they'll stop being a dumbass and go pick up a [[SECA|book]] for once.
* <s>[[Rapeson|Rape xem.]]</s>
* <s>[[Rapeson|Rape xem.]]</s>
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* [[Faggots|Liberals]]
* [[Faggots|Liberals]]
* [[Branigger|Groypers]]
* [[Branigger|Groypers]]
* [[You]](probably)
* [[You]] (probably)
* Armchair philosophers
* Armchair philosophers
* Wikipedia speedrunners
* Wikipedia speedrunners
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* [['cord|'Cordtroons]] (Some of them literally pay money just to decorate their profile [[geg]])
* [['cord|'Cordtroons]] (Some of them literally pay money just to decorate their profile [[geg]])
* [[YouTube|Jewtubers]] that make [[Video essay|video essays]] about ANYTHING{{CitationNeeded|[[Nigger|its for dat bread fam]]}}
* [[YouTube|Jewtubers]] that make [[Video essay|video essays]] about ANYTHING{{CitationNeeded|[[Nigger|its for dat bread fam]]}}
* [[Niggers|Hoteps]] cuz they were kangz and shieeet]]
* [[Niggers|Hoteps]] cuz they were kangz and shieeet
* [[Bronies]]
* [[Bronies]]
* [[Newfag|Newfags/Nusois]]
* [[Newfag|Newfags/Nusois]]
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* [[Euromutt|Euromutts]]
* [[Euromutt|Euromutts]]
* [[Jartycuck|Lumpens]] who talk bullshit, and you, [[Cuckoldry|like a little dog,]] nod to him just because he [[Anarchism|“doesn’t belong to the system”]] or something like that.
* [[Jartycuck|Lumpens]] who talk bullshit, and you, [[Cuckoldry|like a little dog,]] nod to him just because he [[Anarchism|“doesn’t belong to the system”]] or something like that.
* [[Faggots|LGBTggots]]
* People on [[Nonsense|beauty product ads]]
[[File:Soycrates.png|thumb|"I know that I know nothing" — Soycrates, circa 43Ϫ BC]]
[[File:Soycrates.png|thumb|"I know that I know nothing" — Soycrates, circa 43Ϫ BC]]
Latest revision as of 20:32, 8 August 2026
Pseudo-intellectuals are massive retards!These individuals are gegbulls, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
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A pseudo-intellectual, also known as a midwit or a redditor, is an individual of mediocre intelligence who pretends that they are a genius. They are NOT to be confused with TRVE retardGODs, who make no attempt to hide their stupidity. They will ceaselessly spit out bullshit from their mouths without caring to see if it's true, and are generally considered to be a subspecies of gegbull. Unijak exists to mock people like this.
>We're geniuses, ... because we just are, okay?Pseudo-intellectuals somehow have the confidence to spit out obvious bullshit. Notice how their Jewtube name field is empty?
What to do when you encounter a pseudo-intellectual[edit | edit source]
The increase in number of Internet users has increased the number of pseudo-intellectuals on it. Pseudo-intellectuals have always existed and the Internet just gave each of them a megaphone to speak their factoids and beliefs. Due to algorithms rewarding sounding smart rather than being right and more retards joining the net at an increasing rate it's advised you do one of the following when you come into contact with one because it's only going to get worse.
Ignore the retard
Take the opportunity to BTFO them — chad hominem attacks are especially effective; ALWAYS make sure to insult their intelligence, specifically by telling them they're low IQ. If you meet them in real life, make sure you don't piss them off to a point where you get a black eye <-- They are incapable of being a physical threat, so no need to worry about this. You might get banned by a janny if you're doing it on the internet.
Expose their stupidity to others to make them feel so much shame, they'll stop being a dumbass and go pick up a book for once.
The first step is to accept that you're a retard. This allows you to get more knowledge and facts in your head instead of using your brain to carry junk you think is completely right.
Don't confuse vocabulary with thinking. You can think of complex ideas without big words even if you're an ESL
Argue to learn and understand not to win. Most redditards treat arguments as wars instead of an educative conversation to think about later. Don't be a redditard.
Don't turn opinions or ideas into your identity. This makes it easier to come to a more objective conclusion.
Care more about being accurate than being impressive.
