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<span style="font-size:120%">''<i>"<choose><option>Are you ready for ze New World Order?</option><option>Ze conspiracy theories are coming true.</option><option>If you don't stop us, you're screwed!</option><option>Davos... Ve are here!</option><option>Und we've trained (you) to support us!</option><option>Ve own (you), your sons, und daughters.</option><option>No more human rights or borders.</option><option>(You) vill eat ze bugs, living in ze metaverse.</option><option>As Agenda 2030 is unfurled...</option><option>Ve must prepare for an angrier world...</option><option>Your sacrifice is ze only remedy for ze REAL pandemic: HUMANITY!</option><option>Zis is Klaus Schwab, und I'm here to say: You must give more of your rights away!</option><option>Because (you) are too afraid to live free!</option><option>(You) have given all of YOUR power to ME!</option><option>(You) vill own nothing und be "happy"!</option><option>Ze agenda is quite clear.</option><option>World Economic Forum: {{CURRENTYEAR}}!</option><option>VE vill make you live in fear!</option><option>(You) are ze puppet, und I'm ze puppeteer!</option><option>(You) VILL comply, und IT VILL GET WORSE!</option><option>We make the problems, then blame (You)!</option></choose>"</i>''</span><br>[[File:QuoteJSID.mp4|center]]
<span style="font-size:120%">''<i>"<choose><option>Are you ready for ze New World Order?</option><option>Ze conspiracy theories are coming true.</option><option>If you don't stop us, you're screwed!</option><option>Davos... Ve are here!</option><option>Und we've trained (you) to support us!</option><option>Ve own (you), your sons, und daughters.</option><option>No more human rights or borders.</option><option>(You) vill eat ze bugs, living in ze metaverse.</option><option>As Agenda 2030 is unfurled...</option><option>Ve must prepare for an angrier world...</option><option>Your sacrifice is ze only remedy for ze REAL pandemic: HUMANITY!</option><option>Zis is Klaus Schwab, und I'm here to say: You must give more of your rights away!</option><option>Because (you) are too afraid to live free!</option><option>(You) have given all of YOUR power to ME!</option><option>(You) vill own nothing und be "happy"!</option><option>Ze agenda is quite clear.</option><option>World Economic Forum: {{CURRENTYEAR}}!</option><option>VE vill make you live in fear!</option><option>(You) are ze puppet, und I'm ze puppeteer!</option><option>(You) VILL comply, und IT VILL GET WORSE!</option><option>We make the problems, then blame (You)!</option></choose>"</i>''</span><br>[[File:QuoteJSID.mp4|170px|center]]
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Revision as of 21:38, 30 June 2026

Shutitdown
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SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
"(You) have given all of YOUR power to ME!"
Tactics used to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
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